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<nitron> brmm!! brmm!! just testing out my blender
         what do you get if you put your hand in the blender?
         a HANDSHAKE
<warpus> haha hey that's actually a pretty good dad joke
<warpus> SEVEN CRAZY MINUTES UNTIL BLENDER BEGINS

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<warpus> Cthulu has promised me that he will be co-hosting as best as he can
         from his phone, while he attends an Irish cat dance competition.
         He still seems to be getting seated at the dance hall, so let's get
         started without him
<nitron> are the cats all Irish or is it just Irish peoples' cats?
<warpus> that's the question!  It might not have anything to do with cats
         after all.
<nitron> Cats in ireland dancing?

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<warpus> Now's the time to send in your words, if you have any.  We are
         looking for a SUBJECT (i.e. a half horse half cat hybrid), an ACTIVITY
         (i.e. performing knee sex), and a LOCATION (i.e. on the death star
         toilet)
         give us 10-15 minutes to sort through the submitted words, throw them
         into our magic word picking device, and read out the results
<cthulu> I am here at the Irish cat dance competition
         Send in your words to warpus please
<checs> Tesla crashing a Tesla into a crowd of Workers?
<cthulu> Elon musk wearing musk in Moscow
<warpus> hey checs please submit your words in a private message
         i should have specified.  i blame cthulu

<warpus> LISTEN UP EVERYONE.  WE HAVE SOMETHING TO ANNOUNCE
         THE WORDS HAVE BEEN SELECTED
<cthulu> Who is the what warp?
<warpus> The subject this time around..  is..  something we've all secretely
         always wanted to draw..  A DRAGON
<cthulu> Yow!  Here is a wild activity to throw into the mix: HOT YOGA
<warpus> and the location is of course.. we all knew it was coming..  A GROW OP
<cthulu> Happy 4/20!
<warpus> that's DRAGON / HOT YOGA / GROW OP
<Skrubly> I think there are some great possibilities with these, especially
          since I hail from an area that popularized both hot yoga and
          marijuana cultivation
<warpus> how perfect is that.  I bet there's dragons in your local tavern's
         history if you dig deep enough too

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<2Stoned> Waiting for my Bloody Mary.   Need to recover from last night to get
          ready for a Primus concert tonight. Happy 420 homies.
<nitron> wow primus, what decade is it lol thos guys are still playin shows??
<2Stoned> Ya.  Super bitchen stuff.  Apparently the show is nuts.  Leave it to
          claypool.  Hollywood bowl.
<warpus> Primus sucks
<2Stoned> Yes.  Indeed.  I've got that shirt.
<checs> Who would win on a wrestling match? Les Claypool or god?
<warpus> i reckon it'd be someone's big brown beaver, somehow

<warpus> I am now preparing italian meatballs, mashed potatoes, and gravy for
         dinner.  it will not be healthy.  All blender employees are invited to
         join me
<cthulu> I'm on my way!
         (cthu arrives two weeks later)

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<cthulu> We have sequestered ourselves into the judging chambers
<warpus> hey who hotboxed the judging chambers
<cthulu> There is smoke coming out of the chimney but it doesn't mean anything,
         still deliberating
         More smoke
         Now someone is delivering a pizza
         The pizza delivery guy never left, now a second pizza delivery is
         coming to bring more pizza to the first one
<warpus> pizznception?
<cthulu> Okay friends, judging is just about wrapped up
         The pizza delivery guys were the guest judges
         We had to explain our judging criteria and rubric a few times
         Thanks to all the participants
         For most of this compo it looked like there were hardly going to be
         any!
<warpus> Thanks for participating given the high af circumstances
<cthulu> Then at the last moment most of the submissions came in
         Actually we were sent an AI piece about two minutes after the words
         were announced
         But they are not eligible for competition
<warpus> we have a butlerian jihad inspired rule for those
<cthulu> Arrakis was the word last time
<warpus> i'm having flashbacks
<cthulu> Ok, honorable mention for toocool, these don't ever place but you are
         dedicated!  We never saw your ascii art friend
         Scoring this time got a little complicated
<warpus> We used types of math to compute the final podium stadings that exist
         only in the journals of certain Hungarian mathematicians
<cthulu> But I'll just skip directly to second place, warpus?
<warpus> yeah, fuck third place
         Coming in second is Skrubly, representing P.u.P.!  A literary
         submission that tickled all the right peripherals
<cthulu> I should get a tickling peripheral
         But Wait!
         There's another name in the envelope for second!
         It must be a tie!
<warpus> and not just a bowtie
<cthulu> I see... Zir of Fire!
         I think that's... Wait a sec
<warpus> BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE
<cthulu> Warpus, you got something there?
<warpus> Peeking in the 2nd place envelope I see another name!
<cthulu> This is nutty
         Are you high?
         Seeing double?
<warpus> Another tie!  Also coming in second is darkman almighty, representing
         Mist.  I think we're all high!
<cthulu> Hang on
         Now this is just getting silly
         I see another tie for second place
         Hats off to 2stoned of Mist!
         That was weird
         I think that's it
         No more seconds?
<warpus> holy shit, the first ever 4way-2nd place blender
         BUT WAIT
<cthulu> 4 2nds for 4 20
<warpus> AM I SEEING ANOTHER NAME IN THAT ENVELOPE?
<zir> all of this makes sense
<warpus> Is this a 5-way tie for second??
         ahh no, I'm just high.
<nail> No first place
<cthulu> There actually is a first!
<warpus> This week's winner is..  Checs representing Hermanas del Perro
         Magntico
         I hope I got the Portugese right
         we almost forgot about 1st place, but then we didn't
<cthulu> They're not just all trapped in the hell of 2nd
<warpus> I have ordered a hell in a cell cage setup to be installed in my
         backyard, for those who placed 2nd and would like a tiebreaker fight
         to the death
<checs> Omg I was just thinking if I was too high and never sent the entry at
        all
<cthulu> Checs, would have been on brand for this one!
<warpus> I almost announced nail as the winner, due to the narcotics involved
         in this competition today
<zir> nail is the fifth 2nd place, secretly
      after the one died in a car crash, we subbed him in
<cthulu> I think his submission was drawn entirely in the 17th colour
<warpus> 2nd place is only limited by the scope of your imagination
<cthulu> To minimise the impact of this blender's deranged judging on the
         leaderboard we are awarding all the second place winners one point
         each for their crew, two points for checs

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°°ÛÛÛ°°ÛÛÛÛÛs e e   y o u   n e x t   t i m e !   °°   ±°°ÛÛÛ°°ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛ°
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<checs> Thanks a lot, it's been a high pleasure
<TooCool> Thank you all so much for the art competition.  I am looking forward
          to seeing the artist submissions after they are posted to the web
          page.
<cthulu> I haven't run this by warpus yet but probably we'll try this again the
         weekend of July 20 if we stick to our usual schedule
         Will try to get the results up shortly
         Thanks to all our blenderers
<warpus> and blenderans
<checs> In Argentina, 20 July is the Friend's day
<cthulu> A friend in need's a friend indeed / A friend with weed is better
         Thanks again everyone, we'll see you in the summer!

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          if there ever is another blender, it will most likely be held:
                                (if not sooner!)

                 saturday, july 20th - sunday, july 21st, 2024
                              2:00pm - 2:00pm (est)
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please join us.                                                     - hennifer
                                                                      & warpus
                                                                      & cthulu
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