<nitron> makes grinding and juicing noises <teleko> THIS BLENDER IS OUT OF CONTROL! <warpus> 100% raw 100% live 100% unscripted madness each and every time  sponsored by fanta and arts council norway ßßß±ÜÜÜÜÜ ÜÜÜÛÛ²²±±ßßßßß ÜÜÜÜ ÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÝ hen ßßßßß ßßßß ÜÜ Û ßßß ÛÛÛÛ ßßßß ÛÛÛÛ ß±ÞÛÛÛÛÜÜÜ ÞÛÛÛ ßß ÛÛÛÝ ÞÛÛÛÜÜÜ ßßßßßßßß ÛÛÛÛ°² Û ÛÛ ± °Û² ÛÛÛÛ ÛÛ²°ÞÛÛÛÝÞÛÝÞÛÛÛßßÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÝÞÝÞÛÛÛ ÛÛÛßßÛÛÛÛ °ÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛ²±ÞÝ Ü ßß ÞÝÞÛ° ÛÛÛÛ ß ÜÜÞÛÛÛÝÞÛÝÞÛÛÝ ÜÜÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ ÞÛ²² ÞÛÛÛ ÛÛÛ °ÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛÛ² ± ÜÜ ÞÝÞÛÛ²ÛÛÛ²ÜÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÝÞÛ ÛÛÛÛÛÛßßßÛÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛ ²²ÛÝÞÛ ÛÛÛÝÞÛÛÛÛÛ Ût h eÛÝÞÝÞÛÛÛÝ °°Þ²²ÛÛ±ÛÛÛÛÛßß ÞÛ²²Û °ß ²²ÛÝ ÜÜܲ²ÛÛÛÛÛ²²ÛÝÞÛÛÛÝÞÛ ²²ÛÝÞÛe rÛ °°ÛÛ°°°² ± ±±ÛÜßß ÛÛ²°°²²Û²²ÝÞ²²±±±²²Üܲ²ÛÛÛÝÞ ±±ÛÛ²²ÝÞ²²±±²²ÛÛ±± °ß ÛÛ²²±±°°Û° ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÝÞ² ÛÛ°°ßܲ²°ÛÛ±±±Û°°ÜÜ ß°°±±±±°°±±²² Þ°±±°°Ý °°ÛÛ°°±±°°ÜÜ°°±±ÜÜ ÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ±ßÜÜÜÜ ßßßÜÛÛÛÝÞ°ÛÛß ÛÛÛÛÛ°° Ü Þ°°±±°°ÛÛ°°ÜÛ ÝÞÛ Û °° ÛÛ°°ßßß°° ÛÛ ßßßßßßßßßß ßÜÜÜÜß²Ü Ü ÞÛÛ Û Ü ßßßßß Ü ÛÛÛ°°ÛÛßßÛÛÜÜ Ü  ÛÝßßßßß ÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜ ßßßßßßßßß Ü±ÜÜÜÜÜÛÛÛÛÜ ßßßß ßßßß ±²Û²° ÜÛ±Ûß °°² the blender: will it blend? ßÛ°ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛßßß° ßßßß <warpus> hey everyone! it's time we begin yet another installment of albania's  most watched sporting event - THE BLENDER <teleko> spliffs rolled {X}, snacks ready {X}, coffee on {X}, anti numbness  drugs taken {X}, well rested {X}, blender plugged in and engaged,  ready for fruit {X}, tunage dialed in, prog tech house {X} <warpus> the story so far:  1. Cthulu notified me that he has a family function to attend that  will interfere with his ability to join us during the opening  ceremonies  2. I communicated to Cthulu that it might be time to abandon his  family and cut them off sort to speak  3. Instead Cthulu has abandoned me and I have not heard from him  since!  4. Don't worry though, I got this ßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßß °°ÛÛÛ°°Ûa w a r m t o p i c a l b r e e z e °°  ±°°ÛÛÛ°°° ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛ° ÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜ <warpus> At this point in time it is time for every participant who is willing  and able to submit 3 words to me -  a SUBJECT (a seahorse),  an ACTIVITY (counting cards),  and a LOCATION (Albania)  please send these words in a private message, on IRC, facebook  messenger, or discord. or in person <teleko> i sent my private duck carrier early yesterday morning. it should  arrive within 2 minutes. please feed it and keep your cats/dogs away. <warpus> it has been received, noted, slaughtered, and consumed in a pie <teleko> damn it i should have thought of that, i've been feeding the damn  thing and training it for the last 5 years! <warpus> you trainted it well  hmm i combined trained and tainted there i think  probably foreshadowing of some sort <nitron> sent you my superior words for your selection <zir> this coffee doesn't have enough words in it, hangon <warpus> got all your words! it's really weird doing this without cthulu,  almost like i'm doing this naked.. but i'm going to proceed, because  it's also kind of exciting. Give me a couple minutes to get the  blender wheels turning and I'll be back with the words <nitron> careful you dont chafe anything while spinning the wheel if naked  friction is no joke man! <warpus> let me temporarily turn down the music as the words are now clear  the subject this time around will be the one and only THE MANDALORIAN <teleko> oh shit <warpus> and he will be .. .. ... .. PAINTING GRAFFITI  if you're wondering where he will be doing this, look around you,  because he will be doing this IN THE HOOD <teleko> lol! noice! <warpus> these words have been basically hand-selected by cthulu himself, so if  you hate them you're going to have to blame him (and his family). But  if you love them, I totally picked them myself. If you are feeling  neutral about them, it was probably the giant blender machine that  blinks random lights and makes occasional blooping and bleeping sounds  responsible, but please do not take a bat to it. ßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßß °°ÛÛÛ°°Ût h e c o m m e n t a r i e s . . . Û°°  ±°°ÛÛÛ°°ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛ° ÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜ <tainted> we need commentators like they do in those cook-off shows  " oh thats a bold move from teleko, does he really have time for this  right now? this could be a crucial make or break moment if he can  pull it off " <teleko> Yeah and nail would be all chef Ramsey up in there  The Knight would be one of the smoother commentators with an obvious  bias of fine women ansi ßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßß °°ÛÛÛ°°Ûa n d t h e w i e n e r i s . . . Û°°  ±°°ÛÛÛ°°ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛ° ÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜ <warpus> time's up! if there's any late subs out there still, please send them  Cthulu is still MIA, but when he returns we will be able to look at  all the subs and judge them. <Cthulu> I have returned <warpus> welcome back Cthulu <zir> this shit is so scripted omg <warpus> i see smoke rising high above the blender master chambers  that means.. <Cthulu> 4/20 is over dude, Get over it you chronics! <warpus> we have a new pope, i mean.. happy 4/23 <Cthulu> So a fun compo, good word choices people were ready to engage  Helpfully I wasn't around to interfere  And some prime submissions  It wasn't on rails, we had to do some soul searching while judging  Anyway, fun and varied takes on the topics, good work everyone <warpus> applause <Cthulu> I'll give an honorary mention to a first time submission from  san_tagoy, wasn't in the running ultimately but great to see new  people taking part  In third place...  Earning a point for fire...  Hats off to zir! <warpus> in second place..  also representing fire.. <Cthulu> (Fire is on fire)  (There's my tautology of the day) <warpus> Thongs off to tainted! <tainted> yay!! <zir> radmando just be scooting thru the alley squirting out logos  dude hell yea~!!#$%% <Cthulu> Ultimately we gave first place to teleko, picking up gold in his first  Blender attempt!  Giving his three points to the Blender itself <teleko> i must give the most props to tainted on this.  without his instruction i would be nowhere <tainted> Oh shit <nitron> oh wow! <Cthulu> Also thanks to Darkman Almighty and Too Cool who also got subs in  And nAItron's AI 8) <Cthulu> Next Blender should be up what, the weekend of Jul 22-23  I should note Mist has its annual SF artpack coming up for May the  4th, if you like SW subjects you might find a few more in there  Thanks again to all our Blenderizers  Big thanks to warpus for kicking it off  while I disappeared off the face of the earth ßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßß °°ÛÛÛ°°ÛÛÛÛÛn e x t u p . . . °° ±°°ÛÛÛ°°ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛ° ÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜ if there ever is another blender, it will most likely be held: (if not sooner!) saturday, july 22nd - sunday, july 23rd, 2023 2:00pm - 2:00pm (est) #blender (on EFnet) please join us. - hennifer & warpus & cthulu <hennifer> Almost ready to start my entry <warpus> taking fashionably late to the next level SAUCE00Blender 2023B infofile Cthulu, Warpus & HenBlender! 20230428Õ4P¥IBM VGA