Ladies and gentlemen! Let us be the first to deliver you into a brave new era in textmode comix representation! You've seen SpawnSCII! Shift_Calvintext has worn thin! Well fret no more, for here for the first place ever is the one and only, original, not authorized by Tony Millionaire... _ _ ____ ____ _ _ ____ ____ _ _ ____ ____ ___ |\/| |__| |__| |_/ [__ | | | |__| |__/ | | | | | | | | \_ ___] |___ | | | | | \ |  .------. |' | Why are you | | sitting on the |_____R| railroad tracks __|____d.b__ uncle Gabby? `-~~~~~~~~~--' --$${ O O| ,c$$$$. ` "$' _ _| &$?""%$$$ \_ (o 'o. |$'.$$.`$$;_______ .$$ {-----` '| $$.$ $"/ __.' $$.$` ""/ `.'$$'.$'" "^ $$|$ . . \ ooo / / "%%%?`\ \ $$|$. ooO_/ / / / . $$ \ \ __;$_'$$. ---| /$$_)/ / $. ,$$. `. / _.__D'$$$"--.__)---/ / $$$$$$$$; / /---------------/ / "$$$$$$? / /______________ / / | |_ / /______________ / / /|\`` / / / /  The reader is welcomed to provide their own punchline for this strip, no doubt redolent with hilarity and gaiety!  I LIKE THE EYE . . ,;.",~._ . ,-.__ /` `. o =--.~'--_}. .$$$$.`. \ ` .'.$$.`. ` $` `;$$$ ; | ' | $` $; '\ $$. .$$$$ | ] ` `$$$` ; D $$$$$$$$$ ; ; |`,____'__; $$$$$$$'/ $ //' `---,--\| `^"""' / || `\. _.^ /'' `%. ./ | | | |  The image so stark, surely it could never be enriched by any context!  o . O o BEING DRUNK O o O IS THE BEST o ,c$$$$. . FEELING IN &$?""%$$$ MY POOR WORLD! |$'.$$.`$$;_______ '| $$.$ $"/ __.' `.'$$'.$'" "^ _ "%%%?`\ \ c-b $$ \ \ | | ,$$ `. ,-' '-. `%. .x$$$$$; |'____| `%:$$$$$$$$ |X_X_X| `"xc%$$$$$$' (_____; | |_ /|\``  The only way the genius of that single-panel gag could be improved would be to have it tattooed upon one's person in a sensitive location! And now, our astounding centrepiece: The Many Moods of Uncle Gabby!  RUMINATING ASTOUNDED INTRIGUED _____ _____ _____ / `-, / `-, / `-, |' - --Y |' - --Y |' - --Y / ---| / ---| / ---| | - --| | - --| | - --| Q ------; Q ------; Q ------; C'D _____] C'D _____] C'D _____] .----~~-~------ .----~~-~------ .----~~-~------ -__,-----.___-' -__,-----.___-' -__,-----.___-' |O O!$x_ |O O!$x_ |O O!$x_ _ _'$' ` _ _'$' ` _ _'$' ` (o` 'o)$ C ) (o` 'o)$ C ) (o` 'o)$ C ) (/ ( ) / /_____\" / /_ ' / (----( )' ) U\ U| 9' (_) . . 9' ( `- ' . / _____|:| \ .. . / ( `'---' ) C---':'/ `----' `----' BLOTTO STRAINING CONSTIPATED _____ _____ _____ / `-, / `-, / `-, |' - --Y |' - --Y |' - --Y / ---| / ---| / ---| | - --| | - --| | - --| Q ------; Q ------; Q ------; C'D _____] C'D _____] C'D _____] .----~~-~------ .----~~-~------ .----~~-~------ -__,-----.___-' -__,-----.___-' -__,-----.___-' 9 |X X!$x_ _>- -- -