NFO FILE HAR HAR HAR

Slypager Exposes The Bitches
For all of you ignorant bitches that didn't find the last info funny, feel free
to stop reading this one now.  All that I personally am going to do is laugh at
you and your opinions that you are the only person that can deem shit funny.
Matter of fact, I believe I said it best when I stated that "I'm not here
to cater to anyone's sense of humor."  I stand by this, and anything else that
may piss you off or cause you to form uneducated and overly dramatic thoughts
and ideas about our group.

RaDOPE! gives us 2 more and promises that there will be an ACiD 1,000 to be
packed and filled with music by his great, great grandson in the year 2026.
!!! THIS JUST IN !!! I have been sent via wire a message that upset ansi
sellouts are now picketting darkdomain.org in demands that they get a cut
of the sales that their art is being sold for! More on this situation when
I feel like it.

Aeshitic, in another overly Sense-itive propaganda e-mag claims death to
the testament in 3 more packs.  Upon this Nostradmus-like prediction the
editors of the thenext2.nfo have been informed that during the maytag
interview (which can be seen regularly in #ans and #peachpit) there was
mention of shifty shenanigans and hoopla that we've been forced to not
publish due to an injunction filed at the court of irc practices.

Other highlights via irc go unmentioned since honestly nobody's opinion of
myself or my pals here or anywhere else really matter or carry any weight.
There! "wah, wah, sp! this, bitch that, etc" Gotta make you all happy!
So to make a long-typed story short, pack #1 accomplished exactly what
it was supposed to.

So here is the second installment, and everyone actually had time to prepare
for this pack so it will be much more to many people's ignorant ANSI rules
and standards of what ART is.  I apologize to those of you who realize
what the word art is actually a description of.

Now onward ho we go, to those shitty artists in 27 itch, I give a tip of the
cap for "Getting It" and moreover for swallowing.  You bitches are true
troopers and I will give you a ride anywhere, any time! A big thanks goes to
Enzo for the wicked file_id.diz, and is welcome to continue putting fuel in
the fire.

In other news, it was learned that Maytag was scheduled to apply
for dual citizenship in hopes of becoming the next American Idol.
Once he was informed that in order to be a contestant he had to
run game on a woman over the age of 19 he abruptly aborted any notion.
I know I speak for myself here, but I love you Luke! (STOP STARING
AT ME ASS!)  =|

Upon further review (yes ansi has such a thing!) it has been
decided that Remorse should not release ansi, as it's reputation
in the ultra elite ascii scene is already more crippled than
stephen hawking (I know, making fun of CRIPS ain't funny BLOOD)
but yet Slitsane insists that Remorse is Acid and Acid shall rise from
the arid ashes of Acid 100 (which became arid seconds after the first
torrent transfer finished).  So then, it is here now that I dub it forever
as ARiD-100.

I'm on a roll here aren't I guys?

Ansichristian, an artist who I have the utmost respect for has been seen
hanging out with Sally Fields practicing for an international stage play
of the flying nun.  Now we know he's a man of few words and many, many
mediums of art, but why not have some fun poking him? "Your momma sure
does care about your education!" Ok, I'm finished...

Ministar's TO SENSE
So you little fucks are predicting our demise already? Well, here is number two
are you ready? Just know we aren't going with out a fight, so if you want us
gone you better hit our houses with a BOEING 747 during mid-flight. I don't
think you really want us gone, because we've released twice since the last time
you've drawn. ha-ha.

If you're going to talk smack, you have to be like us and release a pack. I saw
on the Sense website news of a future release, now they're two weeks late, lookslike their artist's drawing has began to cease. Aesthetic you lost mad respect,
who are you to talk shit about us, you're just a speck with no peck that doesn'teven deserve the er. Only five packs? Man, you're fictious... Here borrow this,
isn't it delicious? ha-ha.

We're going to bring it to anybody who wants it, you want it? You're going to
get it. Furbee issued me a challenge to test my skill, then he disappeared, I
think somebody should look for him, he may be ill. Now Maytag wants to try me,
I told him his minimalism sucks, now he's doing a comic rip just to smite me.
I'm glad I inspire you, but Luke why are you so mad? Please understand I do
want you as a fan. ha-ha.

This isn't brainy, this shit is simple... You're all getting mad, while we're
smiling exposing our dipples. You people should be happy we're drawing and
staying stable, but instead you fuckers are acting like babies sporting diapers
and a broken cradle. Little do you know you're just adding fuel to the fire,
and helping us fulfill your ansi desire. ha-ha.

Don't you people see, we're trying to keep you inspired? Don't you realize we'retrying to keep the scene hot, by keeping the furnance fired? We won't stop, we
love the block. I hope you loved this rhyme, sorry I have to finish it, but I'm
running out of time. blah.

Mekanik Words Of Wisdom
Ah well, my part of he nfo is going to be a little more tame for
this pack. Really, there are only so many ways that you can say
that remorse and maytag suck without it getting more stale than
the 8 week old cheetos sitting behind your desk. You got just
two ansis, two newschool asciis, and one oldschool ascii from me
this month. Shits been busy around here. Deal with it. Rock 'n Roll.

The Testamonial
Welcome! Thirty-some days have past, and here we are again producing another
fine quality artpack. I've dubbed this pack T2, and I believe we've dropped the
"The Next" and are now just calling the group Testament, but I still haven't
confirmed that. We have a couple new members with us this month and hopefully
for keeps... First I would like to introduce Nim0r, who joined us right after
our first release.

I still haven't figured our what Nim0r means, but who cares, his artistical
talents filled in any blanks I had in my mind about him! Welcome aboard the
Black Pearl mate, we be cursed men... Speaking of cursed, we also picked up
some disease infested Al-Queda guy named Textorcist, you might have heard of
him. We found him spread out in a gutter battered and bruised, so ofcourse
we had to take him into our caring arms. By the way, there is a one million
dollar reward for the capture of his attacker, which is believed to be in
a terrorist group respectfully named P.M.S. If you have any information, please
contact our official hotline.

I would also like to welcome Phoman to the group. He to has realized
the failures in ARiD/Remorse's program and has made THE SWITCH. Both
Textorcist and Phoman joined late into this pack and were not
availible for comment and/or submissions. So stay tuned for TNT-003.
Well, this concludes our NFO document, I hope you enjoyed it more then our last
one. Stay tuned for the next pack, we still have 3 more to release. ha!

Respectfully said by,
The Next Testament