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1.  We'd  like to welcome  DieseLBoY to  iCE.   You can check  out some of  his

awesome  artwork  in the pack  this  month.   Or you  can make  a point  of

skipping them  because you're jealous of him.  After all,  he did  say that

you lack any measurable talent.  No really!  One of my sisters friends said

she heard that a guy heard him say  it in the hall!  He also declared that,

"All yall can just go eat a" something or other.  It was noisy.

2.  Gecko recently  shocked the nation  this month  by correctly  counting  the

number of jellybeans in the jar.   "I never thought I would win," she said,

"I mean Tetanus  has been training all  year for this,  and  Jamie McCarter

took  both the  State Police  beancount  and the  4H fundraiser  money  jar

competitions.   I just never  thought that I  could do it.   But now that I

have, I realize that Jamie and Tetanus really just suck.  They're all talk,

and I'm going to whoop  them in next month's  Rotary Club  mothball count!"

We wish her luck!

3.  On a  somber note,  iCE almost lost a  member this month.   We're glad that

Corpulent Cow  made it out of his building  safely on September 11,  and we

offer our condolences to everyone affected by this tragedy.

4.  The slowdown in  the economy really  hit us hard this  month.   A number of

artists had to be let go in order for  us to announce a profitable quarter.

Analysts  questioned  the  move,  saying  "but  these are  unpaid  artists!

There's no  way to save money  by letting  them go!  Plus they  have only 3

donations  to cover  their hardware  costs, and they're  not even  close to

breaking  even!"   In  response,  Mass Delusion has  stated that  iCE might

need  to reevaluate  its  current  projections  for  the  quarter  and  all

previous quarters.

5.  Check out  Jamie McCarter's  special release of his "Yoyo" animation.  It's

really really  awesome, so  make sure  you have  Quicktime installed so you

can view it!  On a side note,  we wish Jamie a safe  move to London.   He's

moving there to  take a new job working  on a high profile  movie which  we

can't say the name of (yet).  But we're proud of Jamie and we wish him luck

over in England!

6.  Additionally, we have yet another quilt for  you this month!   The girls of

tiles.ice.org got together to do a quilt.   Although Gecko was the only iCE

female to participate, she did a  significant amount of work on it,  and we

wanted to show it off in the iCE pack.  Great work, ladies!

7.  That's all for  yet another month!   Enjoy the pack and post to let us know

what you think.   And watch out for a  new sister site from  iCE later this

month!

To Infinity and Beyond,

Slothy, Mass Delusion, Spot, and Root88

Lord Soth            Mass Delusion             Spot            Root88