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1.  The rumors that farmy was  caught in Chelsea Clinton's  dorm room wearing a
feather boa,  waist-high fishing  boots and a beret are false and we'd like
to deny them  right up front.   He was in fact wearing  a German spiked war
helmet and not a beret.  Thank-you.

2.  We'd like to thank  YOU for checking out our pack  this month.   Next month
will bring some big changes to the web site, so keep your eyes peeled!

2a. Well don't  literally  "keep your eyes  peeled".   It's not like they're an
orange or anything.

2b. It's just a manner of speech, you see.  Don't hurt yourself.

3.  Boy, there really isn't much news this month, is there?  Hrmm... let's see.
Oh!  Sprite  had a housefire that  was started by a candle!  The candle was
given to her by the loan agent as a house warming gift.   Insert cruel joke
here.  Fine, laugh.  Poor Sprite.

4.  iCE really does kick ass.   Just look at all this art this month.  And then
check out tiles.ice.org some more, because it kicks ass too.  And then tell
slothy  how much  he  kicks ass,  because he is  just  the coolest.   MD is
pretty cool, too, but nowhere near the level of slothy.

5.  See you guys  next month. :)  We'll keep making  the art, you keep  shaking
your head  and  saying things  like,  "These  people  have definitely  gone
batty."

-Lord "Bananas" Soth and Mass "Broccoli" Delusion

Lord Soth                   Mass Delusion