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1.  Simultaneous with  our Tibetan  and Bhutan launch of our existing web site,
iCE has managed to  push another  outstanding  pack out the door.   We hope you
enjoy this pack, as a number of  our best informants  gave their lives to bring
this pack to you.   Don't let their  lives be wasted -- enjoy  this pack as you
would a red-haired, curly-pubed Real Doll.

2.  We wish Ian Dale good  luck on his seven week  trip to Europe, all expenses
paid!  Ian won an upstage.com artist contest and  will be strapped into a plane
to go to London,  Paris, Dublin, Munich,  Berlin, Amsterdam, Prague, Barcelona,
and probably some other places along the way.  Real tough life... incidentally,
this  is a  bit of a  "coming of age"  event  for Ian.   Most of the  other iCE
artists have  had companies pay  all expenses and fly  them around for almost 2
months all  over Europe.   We've all felt a little guilty that Ian still hadn't
gotten the honor yet.   As you may imagine,  things are now a lot less tense at
the iCE compound.

3.  Girls who give oral pleasure to ponies are just not right in the head.  You
can spot the stable ones in a crowd based on two criteria:

3a.  They aren't giving oral pleasure to a pony.
3b.  They're the ones grouping all around Massd's sexy body.

4.  In  other  news,  happy  birthday to:  Mongi,  MagneticM,  Farmy,  Root 88,
Basehead, and  Leonardo!  I hope  everyone  else's  birthday  involves as  much
alcohol as was consumed at Farmy's birthday party!

5.  eTantrum body count  is now as follows:  Farmy,  Slothy, Mr Mister, Greater
Evil, (St.) Blazer, and finally (and least of all), Hitman  of (in-spirit-only)
ACiD.  Additionally,  Jamie McCarter and  Rogue Leader have  both done work for
eTantrum.  See?  It pays to be in iCE.

6.  As I'm sure  many of you  are fans of  DaVinci's  world-famous  (seriously)
engraving  work, you'll be  excited to  know that  he's  giving  classes in the
Kansas area.   The bad part is  that they're already  going on, so you're kinda
SOL.  Regardless, if you've never seen DaVinci's engraving work, go directly to
http://www.masterengraver.com/.  Do not pass go.  Do not collect $200.

7.  In a  fluke occurrance,  Slothy moved  this month and  now happens to  be a
couple of  blocks away from Adam Grossi.  J ust goes to show that iCE is slowly
taking over the world.

-Lord "I smell like pee" Soth & Mass "I just farted" Delusion

Lord Soth                   Mass Delusion