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1.  Taking  a  solid   shot  to  our  thick  iCE  fortress  walls  this  month,
temperatures  soared in  most parts  of the states -  allowing outsiders to see
inside at all of  the new art we  have in  progress.  Our Canadian fortress was
however   unscathed,   as  the  temperature  there  is  ALWAYS  FRICKIN'  COLD.

2.  The Knave was  nominated this  month for best  flash interface at the Flash
Forward 2000 conference in San Francisco.   His site was up against a number of
other Flash sites from around the world.  While Knave's site was just edged out
in the voting, his exposure  has garnered him  offers to work with Fox Studios,
among others.

3.  As  times  change,  so  does  the  face of  iCE  Senior Staff.   It's a new
millennium and we're allowing some of  our hardest workers to move from the top
ranks  of   management   into   the  senior   citizens  home - er,  the  plush,
all-expense-paid vacation called iCE Alumnus.  Force Ten is taking a drive into
the distance for awhile and Cold and Ugly is working hard on becoming a doctor.
Just because Syntax Error was able to do it for all those years while HE was in
medical school however shouldn't  dishearten good ole' CnU.  Afterall, we can't
all get gay with  kids like Snax did.   This leaves Mass Delusion and Lord Soth
to bear all of the love children to populate our little team.

4.  While  we were  evaluating  our management,  we asked Microsoft trial Judge
Thomas Penfield  Jackson to  also do a  finding of facts regarding iCE members.
Here  is  what  he  determined  (while  spending  just  over  $44.6  million of
taxpayers' money):

* Syntax Error is very busy
* Vesalius has a fecal fetish
* Trip forgets things
* Darkmage needs his own pair of breasts to be satisfied
* Spacedev is good with stocks
* Knave is pretty good at Flash
* Mass Delusion mollests collies

In  conclusion, we  paid through the nose  to learn  things  we  already  knew.
Thanks Attorney General, we appreciate your work!

5.  After nine years of april  fools packs and jokes,  this year  we decided to
fool you  all once  more by having our  april fools  pack in (or NOT in, as the
case may be)  March.   For those  dedicated  iCE followers  who  were  met with
dysfunction and low blood sugar when  realizing there would be no 02/00 (March)
iCE Pack - you may now breathe  deeply and rejoice as  the release of our 03/00
(April) pack also sees the release of  our March pack.  And to know some of you
thought we would be like ACiD and miss a pack.  Shame on you!

6.  Until next time we  tantalize your  tastebuds with candy for the eyes, keep
it tuned to iCE Radio.   Ok, it's not really radio.  Yet.  ;)

-Mass "Let me sell out, pleeeeease!" Delusion
-Lord "hey!  Yours doesn't look ANYTHING like mine!" Soth

Mass Delusion               Lord Soth