glue info pack 31

Oops, we did it again!  Casey Kasem rhymed off the top 40 list this
week, and it turns out that the glue crew's on top once again.  How exactly
did we make the American Top 40?  Well we've established ourselves into more
industries than just ansi .. we've formed our own boy group.  First we
shoved it aside as some lame idea, thinking that we'd look stupid and queer
and just be adding to the trend of mickey mouse club nimwits making it big.
But it turns out, that we're huge for the exact opposite reason .. because
we're not like the rest.  We've each got our own little thing that sets us
apart from everyone else.  We don't just sing and dance, and pick up 12 year
old girlies ..  well Crimson Skye does.  Infact he told me his moddo was
"if there's grass on the field, PLAY BALL!" .. Avenging Angel told me he had
no idea what the hell he was talking about.  *shrug*

Anyways, now that we're known world wide, we're looking for a way
to move on.  I mean we've hit the top of the charts, turned heads, got our
praise, and now we're just on a mission to find some other kind of satisfaction.Fever thinks he achieves a "higher spiritual level" everytime he gives it to
a girly, but doesn't blow his load.  He calls it "Karma Sutra" or something
like that.  He must look damn funny fuckin those chicks in that damn white
robe, sandals and funky red dot in the middle of his forhead bouncin up and
down as he shouts "WHO'S YOUR FAVOURITE ARTIST?!  SCREAM IT BABY SCREAM IT!@"
Zerovision says he feels more and more complete everytime he watches Jerry
Mcguire .. he keeps telling me that I complete him.  I don't know what he
means exactly, but I think it has something to do the fact that he can't fall
asleep unless I'm singing "Doo-wap (That thing)" into his ear every night.
Whatever.

Anyhow, we are the biggest boy group out of the trillions out there.
We're a massive, hunky, totally funky total of seven artists and teen idols.
I must admit, at first when we started out, I didn't know if we could make
it as world renouned artists .. I figured we'd be famous in the US and Canada,
but with the aid of Somberlain and President we've hit the Euro charts too.
We were like literally unknown throughout Europe, but Somber and Prez went
on this crazy global television network called EuroTV, picked up a mic each
and sang our hit song "Undo my pants please." in every single European
language thinkable.  It doesn't sound quite as appealing when you hear it
in german.

Then we got representation in the land down under from our new
recruit Avenging Angel!  At first we were just going to let him join up cause
his toilet flushes the opposite direction of everyone else's, and we thought
that was damn cool .. but it turns out he can hold his own just as much as
anyone else.  We all thought we'd give him a test and circle beat him .. if he
could last a round each we'd let him in.  ZeroV gave him a shot or two, then
Fever, then I nailed him in the weiner, cause I'm all about the cheap shots.
He didn't even flinch, and we were all like, "What the hell man, you just got
kicked in the dick, what's up with you?"  Next thing we know he pulls down
his pants and he's got a fuckin solid steal jimmy on his one eye'd bishop.
Then he says, "I'm always prepared" .. walks away and gives it to some Aussie
chick.  That sold us.

We got this temperary hook up too, he called himself Tainted.  All of
us were together, doing our thing, and he pops up and says "Fuck you, I can
do this shit too .. think yO so goddamn special." and he pimped out some of
the coolest shit in town.  Crimson Skye ran away somewhere right after Tainted
showed up, and it took us an hour to find him.  Fever found him beating it
in the girl's washroom, singing some song called "tainted love ohhh tainted
love."  Anyways, the big T said he might show up again someday .. so keep an
eye out for him, as for now we're happy he gave us a little something to hold
onto.

Anyhow, things for this boy group are going pretty good.  We've
surpassed the Backstreet boys, showed up 'Nsynch and made a mochary out of
5ive.  Who knows where we'll turn up next, or what crazy things we'll be up to,
but whatever it is that we do, be sure that we'll fucking own at it.  Peace.