S O D A P O PA L T E R N A T I V E

the headlines of the month

sodapop got caught speeding
new word for eliteness
ducks, winter, disaster
new criminals signed
politics, the machine

hello, and welcome to the sodapop news, we'll keep you up with what's been
going on past month.

my name is prosthesis, and im here to make you know these facts in 5 mins.

SODAPOP GOT CAUGHT SPEEDING TO THE WORLDS TOP ANSIGROUPS POSITIONS.

what do YOU have to say to this prosthesis?

" ehmm.. cool, way to go. yah. okay."

and what has the police to say to this?

" it's a fact that prst means prostitute"

hope these speeders will get caught before anything happens.

NEW WORD FOR "ELITENESS" HAS BEEN DECLARED

The new standard for the word "ELITENESS" is now "Canadian reindeerness",
which means, if you say "ELITENESS" you're not a canadian reindeer enough
to draw ansi or even look in these packs

DUCKS, WINTER, DISASTER..

several ducks got hijacked few weeks ago, the ducks are now safe and the
crew is having a vacation.

what is this world going to!?

NEW CRIMINALS SIGNED

the governoor of sodapop alternative has gave us the information of the new
additions to the new hi-security prison INSIDE sodapop alternative.

the list will be shown after this show and sent by snail mail to everyone of
you, so look for an envelope called soda1299.mem

POLITICS, THE MACHINE

we got only few rules which must be followed if you're a citizen of the
alternative.

DO NOT GROW YOUR EGO TO A SIZE OF AN APPLE TREE, DO NOT REMIND US OF YOUR
OLDSCHOOLNESS/NEWSCHOOLNESS, WHEN YOU'RE IN SODAPOP, YOU WILL BE TRUESCHOOL
AND TRUESCHOOL ONLY!

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times up, see you next month.

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