:                          `------+----'::| polymorph.

Well hell.  Here we are at #33, and still grooving to the motion
:   of the ocean.  Pariah asked after #32 if he could assemble this pack,    :
and the majority of what you see enclosed is because of him.  His        |
"state of the union" address follows, and while some people don't agree  :
with it, here is is anyway.  Oh, and check out Fractal's guest piece.    |
Another small reminder: for some reason Erupt uses characters well       :
beyond column 80, so use something like edit.com to view r-stress.       |

Have a good one.
:                                  -WindRider                                :

:    Once again, the time has come. The seemingly interminable sleep of      :
|   the Gods has temporarily ended and they have awoken to produce yet
:   another collection of high quality ascii.

:    What does this mean to the common ascii artist? Nothing and
|   everything simultaneously. Granted, the aforementioned "Gods" have
:   -as the combined result of a temporary leadership dilemma and the
|   simple reality that they have been preoccupied with other, more
:   important priorities which affect the majority of the 18+ population
|   -indeed fallen from their elevated step; a step that merely
:   months ago was far above that achieved by any other competing force.
|   This fact is undeniable, and attempting to shield the public from it
:   would serve no purpose. However, as disheartening as this actuality
|   may be there is one very encouraging aspect to the current status of
:   Remorse: at our lowest point in nearly three years of consecutive
|   releases we are still in a position to compete for and rightly claim
:   the popular recognition deserving of any premiere organization.
|   Moreover, our overall production, which has been drastically affected
:   by the hectic schedules of our members (who, in sharp contrast with
|   those who compose of our primary competition, are generally at least
:   of eighteen years of age and consequently face the challenges of
|   college and full-time jobs) will inevitably rise substantially during
:   the looming summer months. So, to summarize: we have fallen from our
|   previously uncontested summit, but, following this release, we will
:   rise to new heights.

:     As a notice to all Remorse members interested in contributing:
|    Katuma, the official publication of Remorse, will be released on a
:    monthly basis as of Remorse #34. Contributions (in the form of
|    articles and asciis) are now being accepted and should be sent to
:    pariah@remorse.org.

:                                     --Pariah                               :

So what's new with Remorse?  MEMBERS, that's what.  Joining up
:    since #32 are: Cleaner, Deviant, Abstrakt, Roman, and more than         :
likely a couple others.  I'm terrible with names. If you aren't         |
listed here or below (and you should be) let one of the boys know       :
and we'll fix it asap.
:                                  -WindRider                                :

|                       ( (( Members of Remorse )) )

:   CEO: Necromancer

:   Yes-Men: Cain, Pariah, Whodini, WindRider

:   Middle Management: Arlequin, Axel Barebones, Badspirit, Baltazar
|   Biogen, Brane, Cypher Hex, Emok, Erupt, Gwydian, KillaHertz
:   Merlin, Mjolnir, Polymorph, Poskgubbe, Sairoku, Spinsane
|   Subsonic, Sudiphed, Tzeentch, The Upright Man, Zerostar

|   Steno Pool: Arrogance, Black Dawn, Cannabis, Computerman, Enigmatic
:   Erick Sermon, Fahrenheit, Hex Corrupt, Hiro Protagonist, Kaleidas
|   Megga Hertz, The Messiah, Miasma, Mr. Kite, Necronite, Omicron, Palmore
:   Terminator2, Tinyz, zerohour

:   Offical Supplier of the Toasted Office Bagels: RadMan

:   The Guy That Sits In The Switching Room Making Beeping Sounds: Darkcube  :