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One more time. We OWN. I own. Fuck everyone. //1981.                / :

:  - Thoughts: merlin@remorse.org   - Feelings: hiro@remorse.org

:  F O R E W A R D

:  I just read R-TM.TXT.  I'm dead.  Kill me now before I try
:  my next colly.  I'm very excited about Remorse's current
:  lineup.  I think with the addition of the new members, this
.  is the best lineup we've ever had.  It also helps that some
:  of our best artists ever who usually don't draw have come up
:  to draw.  So, while #32 rocks, #33 is going to be just as
:  good.  Thanks, Remorse Members!

:          - Chef Whodini aka Agent 614 aka Prisoner #103

:                       T H E  M E S S A G E

.  It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas everywhere I go.
:  But that's not THE message.

:  THE message can be found in r-tm.txt nestled snugly within
:  the vast pillowy cleavage of the porn queen we lovingly call
:  Remorse.  Nothing I can say about The Message will do it
.  justice, so just make sure you check it out for yourselves.

:  So what's new since rmrs-31?  Well if you look back, I made
.  a comment about something coming on April 1 that could be a
:  great April Fool's joke.  As it turns out, I was suprisingly
:  accurate.  A certain 'merger' was squashed, resulting in us
:  getting exactly what we wanted while having to give up
:  nothing in return. Ha!

.  We are also doing something new in leadership.  Starting with
:  (I assume) this pack, there will be two administrative teams
:  working on assembling the product every time out.  It looks
:  to have a lot of potential, and I will be intrigued to see
:  what becomes of it.

.  Did I tell you to check out r-tm yet?  Do it anyway.  In fact,
:  go check it now.  I'll still be here when you get back.

.  Done? Good.  Let's continue with the happenings of our wacky
:  family.  As thoughts turn to spring fever and summer lust,
:  we once again find ourselves in a period of membership
:  flux.  People come, and people go, but only the ones that
:  join really matter in the grand scheme of things. Coming on
:  board this time around are kayozz, subsonic, sudiphed, and
.  kaeslogic.  Our belated apologies go out to polymorph for
:  omitting him from the last member listing.

:  Anyone interested in pictures of the monstrosity I call my
:  left testicle in a pre-operative state should contact me
.  (WindRider) as soon as possible.  Get your requests in soon,
:  because before too long it will just be 'normal' sized. Trust
:  me, you'll be sorry if you miss out.

:  Just something for everyone to consider.  Get out there, enjoy
:  life, and never forget that once you're dead and gone few men
.  will give a damn about you or what you've done.  All you can
:  hope for is to make a positive impact on the people around you.
:  Help out where you can, but don't sell your future short.

:  This one's for you, Krissy.  We believe in you.
:                           -WindRider May 1 1999                 .

: The Elitist Leadership: (sponsored by Gatorade)                :
.  Necromancer, WindRider, Cain, Pariah, Whodini, "unnamed guy"  .

. Oppressed Bastards: (sponsored by Nike)                        :
Arlequin, Axel Barebones, Badspirit, Baltazar, Black Dawn,    :
Biogen, Brane, Cannabis, Computerman, Cypher Hex, Emok, Erick :
Sermon, Erupt, Gwydian, Hex Corrupt, Hiro Protagonist,        :
KillaHertz, Merlin, Mjolnir, Palmore, Poskgubbe, Sairoku,     .
Spinsane, Tzeentch, The Upright Man, zerohour, Zerostar       :

Alumni: (sponsored by Depends "undergarments")                 :
Arrogance, Enigmatic, Fahrenheit, Kaleidas, Megga Hertz,      :
The Messiah, Miasma, Mr. Kite, Necronite, Omicron,            :
Terminator2, Tinyz, and all our forgotten friends.            .

Official Mascot:(and the guy who still hasn't sent my ACiD n64):
RadMan, with special appearances by RadBaby and RadFiancee    :

.  * if you were left off the list, contact the leadership.       :

:  C L O S I N G   W O R D S                                        .

:  Whatever forms they come in, be they physical or computer,
:  getting a virus can be a real bitch.  So far we have two
:  confirmed cases of CIH wiping out the machines of members.
:  Make sure you get to your doctor at least once a year for a
.  general check-up.  Invest in (or just warez) a good anti-virus
:  program for your computer.  Take care of both of them like
:  your life depended on it, because it does.

:  Do yourself a favor tomorrow.  Turn off the computer, grab a
:  book, and get outside.  If you can, go for a leisurely drive
.  in the country.  At the very least, just get out and enjoy the
:  sun.

:  Spring is here in full force.  I could bullshit you about
:  "rebirth and renewal", but that's what spring is.  Good things
:  are coming.  Hopefully you'll be here to witness them. So to
:  all the nay-sayers and doom merchants out there, here's a
:  heartfelt sentiment sure to make your day:

:     Until the end of time, you're here because of those who
:     have gone before.  Without them, you are nothing.  Bow down
.     and worship accordingly.

:  Now get out there and have some fun.

.                         -WindRider

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