:  /____(The 29th Victory)____\

<wHOD-103> you know what would make this world rock?
<wHOD-103> If all girls were into other girls as well as guys.
<gwyd81> wHOD-103: most girls are..
<zerohour> I'm not getting into that threesome crap if i'm in a relationship.
<whirr81> since when did you call a sixpack, handcuffs, and a blindfold a
relationship?
<wHOD-103> whirr - interestingly enough, chex had a "relationship" like that.

<sinned81> whirr, want the britney spears album?
<whirr81> remove 'the' and 'album', and the answer is yes.
<sinned81> ok, want the enhanced CD part of her album
<sinned81> which includes photos
<sinned81> video interviews
<whirr81> though i was scared to find out she's only 17.
<whirr81> that made me think that maybe i really am a pedophile.
<whirr81> quick test.
<sinned81> whirr;  perfect that you're in teaching then.
<whirr81> gwyd81: how old are you?
<gwyd81> whirr81: 17
<whirr81> AW FUCK.

<nM4NCEr> I swear to God, the most hideous, man-like woman just
stepped into my office and commented about how hard it is to
twist the door handle.
<nM4NCEr> I just looked at her and said, "BITCH, I LIKE IT LIKE
DAT. BACKDAFUGGUP."

<jayrockz> wh0 wants BIGDICKS.EXE?
<whirr81> the real bigdicks, or the beta?
<whirr81> because i want a real bigdick.
<whirr81> THERE!
<jayrockz> the thing i'm spreading
<whirr81> QUOTE!
<whirr81> OUT OF CONTEXT!
<Ohseven> QUote yourself you marklike ape
*** blk_jack changes topic to '<whirr81> because i want a real bigdick.'

<whirr81> uh oh.  the last thing rmrs needs is for it to be known that
we have a babe.  destroy the picture.

<nM4NCEr> There was this idiot fat guy blocking my path to the bathroom this
morning. I almost defecated myself.

<cmang> Hey, jeff.  what do you freaks call soft drinks in the great land of
canada?
<sinned81> cmang:  POP
<blk_jack> cmang: Soda
<cmang> POP?
<blk_jack> I say soda, all my co-workers say pop.
<blk_jack> And when they do, you know what I say?
<blk_jack> "Pop is a type of music, and a sound the weasel makes."

<zero81> Come up with totally pointless, yet amusing sayings, and let whirr
stick them in the .nfo.
<nM4NCEr> Like what? The fact that I have soft, supple skin on my scrotum
that's just begging to be caressed?

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<nM4NCEr> What the hell is this channel>?
<sflesh> nM4NCEr; #ansi alternative
<nM4NCEr> sflesh: Oh man.
<nM4NCEr> That's sad.

The 29th victory?  I don't know about that.  Victory implies there
is some kind of competition to this.  The fact of the matter is that each
and every one of you, at the end of the day, sit down on an ass that's owned
by remorse.  Get used to it, it's not going to change any time soon.

I could go on and on here with some insane ramblings about a wide
variety of things, but I'm not going too.  Nyah.

New members this month:
Baltazar
Revolution
Tzeentch
Zerostar
Darkcube (telecomm division)
probably some others, but i'm tired and lazy.

Founder:
Necromancer

Usurper:
WindRider

Seniors:
Cain, Pariah, Whodini

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Arlequin, Axel Barebones, Black Dawn, Brane, Cannabis, Computerman
Cypher Hex, Emok, Erick Sermon, Erupt, Gwydian, Hex Corrupt
Hiro Protagonist, kHz, Mass Murderer, Merlin, Mjolnir, Palmore
Pixel Pusher, Poskgubbe, Sairoku, Spinsane, The Upright Man
Zerohour

Alumni:
Arrogance, Enigmatic, Fahrenheit, Kaleidas, Megga Hertz
The Messiah, Miasma, Mr. Kite, Necronite, Omicron
Terminator2, Tinyz

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RadMan

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