meatpod(ODELAY)
- It's been a while since I've released anything in colly form, but I just
  thought that I might put some of my smaller pieces from this month into this
  format, like old times, when I didn't have the stamina to draw anything
  longer than like 10 lines.  =)  Anyway, here goes nothing:

[n-bomb]------------------------------------------------ - - - -- fuck you -----
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[the brief]--------------------------------------------- - - - -- fuck you -----
- n-bomb was an idea for an ascii group that I tossed around this month.  I'm
  not really considering it seriously unless I get a lot of support from my
  ascii friends, but the way I'd want it to be would be like purely newschool,
  invite only, super-strict quality control.  Either like that or a little low-
  quality local group.  Who knows... it'll probably never happen.

[crack/cocaine]----------------------------------------- - - - -- fuck you -----
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[the brief]--------------------------------------------- - - - -- fuck you -----  
- This is a logo for discofunk 1974's new board (the perseverance of which I am
  seriously in doubt of), crack (cocaine?)... I'm not even sure what the name
  is.  Anyway, I tried to draw it like one of those ansis where the letters are
  all drippy and there's a lot of goop involved, since I really like those.  I
  guess that doesn't translate well into ascii.  

[odelay ascii member board]----------------------------- - - - -- fuck you -----
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[the brief]--------------------------------------------- - - - -- fuck you -----
- So you're an odelay member and you run a board... now the whole world will
  know.  =)  Yeah, I know this is sub-par, but I drew it in like half an hour
  because I'd never drawn an odelay logo before.  So boom.  If you wanna use it
  for your board, feel free to change the colors around.

[crack/cocaine]----------------------------------------- - - - -- fuck you -----
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[the brief]--------------------------------------------- - - - -- fuck you -----
- This is for speefreak's board Crooklyn, I think.  Damn, this looks fucking
  gorgeous, except for the "LYN" part at the end.  I guess this is useful as
  either a login screen or maybe something you see as you're logging off.  
  Damn, this looks beautiful.

[the end]----------------------------------------------- - - - -- fuck you -----
- So it wasn't much of a colly.  So what.  I get to do greets now, so it's 
  worth it.

- GREETS:
  discofunk 1974 - hey man, don't let radman forget that we got his chan back.
  discyple - scott, I love you... we have to support eachother in these
             difficult times when brad is away.
  konami - wordup.
  the prodigy - sorry to hear you're taking a vacation... come back soon.
  
  average - I really enjoyed catching up on local history with you, man...
            come back from school.  I forgot my password on the belfry.

- HEY, GUESS WHAT!  IF I DIDN'T GREET YOU, IT MEANS I HATE YOU.
remorse sucks.