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1. When  Server Moves Go  Bad!  See it this Thursday on Fox!  No, that's  not a
real  show, but it is the  real story  behind  this iCE Pack.  After  a planned
server move from  New  Jersey to  Virginia last month, lemon.ice.org showed  up
in  pieces (many of them).  Since  then, we've been  working frantically to put
lemon  back  together and get our artists  together to  put a  pack out.  We're
just  about  ready to  put  the server  back  online, and  we  appreciate  your
patience during our hardship.

2. Also  lost in the server move was Ironghost.  UPS claims he was never in the
box - but  we  think  this is the work of a more sinister force.  The FBI, CIA,
or maybe just some  pimply-faced buffoons  at the  local  Mail Boxes Etc? We'll
find out when he turns up!

3. iCE  Members are  involved in  some  great  projects these days.  Hirez stud
Steven Stahlberg recently sold one of his 3D models for 7 figures. Yeah, that's
right, count  out  those 6 zeros.  Farmicus  recently  started  a new  Internet
venture and  has already  received funding. Syntax Error founded the first ever
ever Gay Pediatrics division in Florida's South Beach area and lots of iCE folk
are taking new jobs, going to college, and making something of themselves.

4. Inner Vision turns 9 this month. Chicken wings and watermelon will be served
to all.  Or, if  you  want to  do something useful, try downloading some of Mix
Master IV's  music at http://www.ice.org/~iv.  You  can  also  wish him a happy birthday on #iCE on EFNet.

5. The Knight  makes a  comeback this  month with his first submission in quite
some time.  He  noted  that  Ultima Online had, "brought me to my lowest point;
I had  sold my car, my house, even my virginity, but I kept my computer plugged
into an outlet behind the butcher shop downtown.  Nothing would stop me from my
UO."  If you have similar problems, please call 1-800-URS-OLME.

6. Planet Hollywood is  closing 9 of its 32  nation-wide restaurants on its way
towards  Chapter  11  bankruptcy.  In  response, iCE  is  leveraging  its stock
and purchase these locations to open up a new chain of restaurants that include
upstairs brothels.  Pimpmaster  Slothy will be the COO of the new venture which
is expected to be especially popular in Utah.

7. Thanks go out to Farmy for lots of hard work in putting lemon back together,
and no thanks to Mr. Mister who is at the same location but apparently has done
done  nothing but clean his toejam.  Darkmage will be sending gifts and love to
all in the form of free beer tickets to your local pubs.

8. Don't forget - because  we're not slackers, iCE will be releasing an on-time
November  pack  full  of eye candy  and  other  delicious  treats like whatever
Mr. Mister has left over.  Until then, keep it chilled.

-Mass "As Fascist As Ever" Delusion

Cold and Ugly        Force Ten        Mass Delusion        Lord Soth