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1.  With the  coming of May and all of  the free love  politics  that typically
ensues, we dedicate this pack to fourteen foofoos falling.

2.  In the Fortress of Solitude (coincidentally abbreviated by FOS) this month,
the extra time police suggested we try out our cryogenic equipment as a routine
test.  By mistake,  we unfroze Chromatik, Gorechild and Misfit. Not by mistake,
they were  forced into the iCE  mines and out popped a  few pieces of the past.
Witness new CK, GC and MT work this month in iCE ANSI.

3.  We also want to  welcome aboard Kirk from  Belgium to the iCE hirez team. A
friend of  Necrofiliac's, you can expect excellent high-resolution  pieces with
that Euro touch that we've come to know and love.

4.  In recent efforts  to raise capital for the iCE Global Domination Fund, the
head  brainiacs at the corporate  headquarters  decided to  send Count Zero and
Winter to dig  up dead  bodies at the  local graveyard  and rob them  for their
jewelry. Well, after  they dug up Jerry Sandefur, he started walking around and
chewing on Winter's arm.  We're letting him release  his  amazing high-rez with
us in exchange for not cannibalizing the entire team. Thanks Jerry!

5.  Ex-Senior Staffer Sinned Soul was found practicing  the mastery of knee-pit
action  on himself this month.  He stood  up promptly, and  declared that iCE's
much anticipated new website would go live on June 1st!

6.  Prizm was considered less  than a man this month as we reduced his quota to
just 15kb.  Prizm declared war on Serbia in exchange for this  act of hostility
and the Red Cross is now holding us personally responsible.

7.  In what  media analysts are  calling an unbelievable  string of  legitimate
news in the April  1999 Info file, iCE stuns again by announcing that iDraw 1.0
will be  released this month.  To the average  Tetanus or Trip, iDraw becomes a
powerful weapon, allowing them to avenge any injustices in the scene.  Learn to
be a  warrior like them,  get iDraw 1.0  and just  draw!  If  you think an  iCE
sponsored  drawing is keen, wait  until we wow you with tutorial "plug-ins" and
iCE members recreated in ANSI doing the macerena!

8.  So excited he could  hardly help but pee  himself,  Jamie McCarter released
another  quicktime animation  this month featuring the sultry Miss Piggy.  When
asked  for a  sound  byte,  Jamie said,  "It's grr-r-r-r-eat!"  Something  more
original  can be found in the last  disk of the iCE Pack  this month, replacing
our previous policy of releasing iCE-SPCX.ZIP.

9.  The iCE Mathematics team  based at University of Waterloo recently revealed
its findings on the elementary numbers.  Count Zer0, in  a press release today,
announced  that 9 is the  last single  digit number  before 10.  Unfortunately,
that  left us with only two options for releasing iCE-SPCX.ZIP this month: name
it  iCE-SPC.ZIP, or  repeat one  of the  previous  special release  filenames.
Fortunately, a global summit  was called and we all agreed to name it just like
the  regular pack but with a new letter.  Then we all  went for iCE cream, that
was a sticky situation!

10.  Turkey trots,  hashing runs, three-legged sack  races and anything that the
guy  from  joecartoon.com  might come  up  with  can be  discussed  with  us  at
icestaff@ice.org.

-Mass "iCE, iCE, iCE, too cold!" Delusion // iCE Senior Staff

Cold and Ugly        Force Ten        Mass Delusion        Lord Soth