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1.  Farmy  was found to have low-grade  narcolepsy and a penchant  for buggary.

2.  Chief courier  Sinned Soul  was promoted  for the  seventh  time to  Senior
Staff.  Congratulations!

3.  iCE Correspondent Metal Head  was found cold and shivering in the middle of
Kosovo  this week.  Apparently  an artistic  outing gone  bad,  Metal Head  was
darting his eyes around the room mumbling, "Don't touch me there!   Not there!"

4.  And on  that note, we hope  everyone enjoyrs this release on April 1, 1999.

-Mass "I quit iCE (DOWN BELOW), damnit!" Delusion // iCE Senior Staff

C0ld and Ugly        F0rce T3n        Mass D3lus10n        L0rd S0th

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1.  Folks, I have been waiting to write this  info file all month long, because
we  have some  simply _incredible_  news from the iCE  Fortress!  Roadkyll, AKA
Ian Dale, is the lead artist for an independent game called "Fire and Darkness"
written for linux  and windows.  It's not that big of a deal that he is just an
artist for a video game, but it is big news that Fire and Darkness won both the
audience  award and the grand prize in the  Independent Gaming Festival  at the
Game Developers  Conference!  The two wins put more than $11,000 in the pockets
of Singularity Software - check it out: http://www.singularity-software.com!

2.  And if you thought that was exciting!  You should have seen Winters nipples
when he heard he  was iCE's newest low-resolution  hotshot!  Luckily the member
initiation party wasn't interrupted by anyone trying to escape our compound, as
we  partied long into the night chanting the secret iCE hymns  passed down from
Frozen Tormentor who passed them unto Tempus Thales who passed them unto Syntax
Error who sings them like a fruitcake.

3.  We're light on the news this month, but we're also light on our feet.  Word
is that V2 progress is making  unprecedented leaps towards going live.  So when
we say it's going to happen, JUST because it's April 1st, it doesn't mean we're
joking.  Honestly.  C'mon people, work with me here!

4.  Some news that will make you giggle like schoolgirls; Metal Head AKA Shaggy
of iCE Senior  Staff and "God of ANSI" fame is going  to make a special showing
at an upcoming iCE  ANSI Seminar!  Now, it has been awhile since  the last one,
but it isn't every day you get the chance to converse and learn from a true old
school  master.  This Seminar  will take place April 18th  at 11:00am PST or at
2:00pm EST on #iceansi.  If you're in Europe, get out your calculator!  It will
also be announced on Acheron later this month.

5. Jamie McCarter is proud to announce an iCE Special Release this month!  Part
of the  distribution this month includes an  additional ice-spc9.zip  file that
contains a Quicktime  Movie created by Jamie.  Twisted, sick, and demented, the
short animation by Jamie is nothing  less than what we demand of our members as
a family of snowmen meet their untimely end!  Check it out - it rules!

6.  Hope you enjoyed  this mildly tricky  newsletter this month.  To  the 1% of
the viewing  public either  bored  enough to read  the newsletter  all the  way
through or who accidentally let it scroll down here, we have a nugget of wisdom
for you from our fortune cookie:  Be open to new experiences (in bed).

-Mass "I didn't really quit iCE, silly!" Delusion // iCE Senior Staff

Cold and Ugly        Force Ten        Mass Delusion        Lord Soth