Glue Information File Number Twenty Five

Welcome to glue number twenty five.  Last month was our two year
anniversary, this month is our 25th anniversary.  SWEET GOODNESS GRACIOUS ME!
Well let's get on with things.

Today I was rollerskating with my grandmother.  We were on the sidewalk
because she says the street is too dangerous.  Suddenly, the strap of her
helmet came off, and i had to fix it for her.  She thanked me, and held my
hand as we continued to rollerskate.  We kept on going, and all of a sudden
we encountered this massive piece of dog poopy.  My grandma screamed "HOLY
FUCKING SHIT!" and passed out.  I was so afraid.  I didn't want to lose my
grandma.  I had just recently begun to realize how important she was to me,
and how i should appreciate her more.  As she laid on the ground, I yelled and
screamed for help, but no one answered.  Infact, twelve people just walked
on by laughing.  I was so upset.  It looked as if I was going to have to
help my grandma all by myself.  But I couldn't think of anything to do.  I
didn't want to give her mouth to mouth .. cause well she's 169 years old.  Yick.And I couldn't run to someone's house to use a phone, because I had my
rollerskates on, and it's really rude to go into someone else's house with
rollerskates on.  All I could think to do was sing our favourite song.  "Skinna
markiny dinky dink skinna markiny doo, I love you .. grandma." And as I finishedthe verse, she woke up with a smile.  "YOU'RE OK!" I shouted.  "Only because
you were strong enough to be here for me, and to remember what was important
to me.  Our song means so much to me.  Thank you catchy."  We embraced in a
long passionate hug, where i had to force her to retract her hand from my
ass several times.  Damn, I love my grandma.
hint - check out my REVOLUTION TEXT it relates a LOT to the above story.Some snazzy things happened this month.  I now have a new computer,
so I was able to draw a lot more this month, which should reflect in the pack.
Klumzee has decided to use his real name instead of a pseudo name.  You may all
refer to him as Noah Fecks when he's on irc.  School starts soon.  WAIT that's
not snazzy at all!  A goon by the name of polygon has hooked up with glue.  Thisguy suprised me with his application, and I'm sure he'll continue to come up
with fantasic suprises to keep all you bums on y0 toes.  We've all seen artists
with what we thought to be potential before.  I'm telling you now, polygon
will be one of the scene's finest.  He's the antagonist of my writings.

A soldier by the name of offset has done one of the most loyal things
i've ever seen a scener do.  His sarcrafice of personal glory for achieving
a stronger and healthier scene is one of the biggest things i've evern
wittnessed a scener do.  Offset gets mad props from me, and i want him and
everyone to know, that his attitude is something we could all learn from.
Myself included.  Thanks bro.

Yeah, the pack is small.  So is yours.  Let's change that.

OK, well enjoy the pack.  Props to fever, savagecow, aurelis, dieznyik,
tissue, and countzero.  I miss kapheine.  Have a good month guys, and enjoy
what's left of y0 summer.  Peace.

-catch22GLUE