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Blame it on force of habit, I guess. =) Hello, and welcome to Glue #22. This month,  I, Psidream, am the organizer of our offering, because Catch22 is in the hospita l. The story goes as follows.. Apparently, while "getting some" in his bed, in his room, Catch22 fell out of the bed and landed, face first, on a sta ck of bricks. The bricks were, unfortunately, also infested with scorp ions. Luckily no one else was hurt.. the only reason that no one else was hurt wa s that no one else was there. Ewww. The truth is, being that it's pack #22, Catch 22 is taking a break. He has a very tight schedule, as most homosexual, ch icken-head-biting, cabbage eating, fire-breathing carnie fol k do. Not to say that he is in with the carnie crowd.. but note that I did not say that he isn't . Hey, did I mention that his sister is a hottie? Okay, I'm going to sto p now. This month, we received three new members.. but who cares, as long as we still have Zero Vision, right?  WRONG. The three new members are:   Aztec úúú You may know him better as  Ellis Dee. He's been in the    scene for a very long time , and we're hoping that we'll    be impressed by what he ha s learned over this period    of time. And even if he s ucks, as long as he doesn't    start calling me "Susi e", I don't mind having the guy    around. =) (inside joke)   Minister úúú I don't know whether he  still wants to be called Offset    or whatever.. so I'm ju st going to call him Minister.    The point is, this mont h, he improved by leaps and    bounds, and we're happy  to have him drawing with us.   Propane úúú A last minute addition t o the roster, Propane shows much    promise as an up-and-com ing ansi artist. We hope to see    his art impact the scene  in a way that will put Somms to  shame. ..Aaaaanyways.. I don't think anybody left. I could be wrong. Smack me if I'm wrong. Avenge died recently. That really sucks, be cause Avenge was really cool. Respect to Creator and Zeus II for making it cool while it lasted. Okay, and now that I am finally done with the news p ortion of this infofile, I am going to ramble on and make fun of pe ople, like I am constantly reminded that I constantly do. This month, Warpus made a return to IRC. Ma ny of us knew and loved Warpus before, when he was in frequent contact with the IRC scene, but now he... well, he tells really bad math jokes. Fil th tried to lure him away from the channel with the URL to a fetish page, but to no av ail, we were still harassed with Warpus' vast knowledge of calculus  - quite possibly the worst thing in the world. Thanks a lot, you Polish beet -eating bastard. Leth, who is not actually in Glue, b ut is a frequent participant in sessions of verbal abuse emitted from the depths of #glue , is a hick. He sits up all night playing a game which he calls "Beat the De vil" where you light a match, and see if you can hold it until it stops bur ning. And yes, ladies, he IS single!! In other Leth-related news, Leth is one  pov (tm) mother fucker. He is so pov (tm) that if you put someone who was reall y really pov (tm) next to him, then that person wouldn't look so pov (tm) anym ore. Leth lives in a town with a population of eight.. they also have a cow and a  couple chickens. If that's not pov (tm) then I don't know what is. Don't even begin to ask. Another GlueCon was held this month! This t ime, the party was held in Dundas, a city near Hamilton, Ontario (th at's in Canada, you fucking moron). Basically, no ansi was drawn, no music was made, an d very few drugs were consumed. The party was organized for the sole purpose  of beating the crap out of Putrid Carcass' hippie van. Many rocks were thrown, and many large pieces of metal fell from the van. A good time was ha d by.. almost everybody. Oh, and Catch22 was hit in the head with  a rather large piece of plywood. By me. He cried like a little girl, and we all la ughed at him. I saw a daredevil stunt thing on television last nig ht, starring Robbie Knievel. He was supposed to jump over the gr and canyon on a motorcycle. He made it, landed, apparently may have broken his leg, blah blah blah. The point is, the camper that he got out of, bef ore doing his stunt, had a sign on the side that said "Parking in front of  camper for Americans only." I haven't seen The Phantom Menace yet, and I  don't care. Movie hype is pathetic. If you're not George Lucas, and that movie, fo r you, is the (and I quote) "event of the century", then you are one sad l ittle brainwashed individual. After tracking drum and bass music for quite a while , and listening to crazy electronic music on a constant basis, I finally dec ided to get off my bony ass and go to a rave. The rave was called E1  and was held in the area in Vancouver commonly labelled as "Crackville",  in a place called the Korean Cultural Centre. Fortunately, no Koreans attended. I'm joking.. I think. The rave was good, I went crazy, danced for nine hou rs, and now I can barely move. My body is so sore that I feel like Catch2 2 when he and his cat.. err.. hey, look at the time! And so ends another edition of the "Glue Pack "! Please tune in next month, where I will be continuously trashed by Catch22 becau se of my antics in the preceding text. Oh! I almost forgot. Here is this month's complete ly inaccurate, but equally-amusing-as-last-month's-laid-list Laid List ! THE LAID LIST!!!!! ------------------- Enzo - 2 I don't really know how many points Enzo had , nor do I care. The fact that he emailed me personally just to make sure that I added him to the list is enough for me. =) Oh, and please note that Catc h22 is NOT on this list. Now, if there were a "Laid-by-a-Glue-member List", th en this would be a different story. Err.. sorry Enzo. SAUCE00Glue #22 Infofile Glue Glue 199906 3ôO