glue numbah twenty

march 1999 info file

The other day i was walking down the street, and i bumped into an old
friend of mine.  she went to public school with me, and we had one of those
grade 8 boyfriend/girlfriend things going on - which ended in highschool, cause
i was ready to be mackin highschool bitches.  turns out, so was she.  she's a
dyke now.
This got me thinking about the scene.  since everything that happens to
me in life, i relate back to the scene in one way or another.  see, i figure
that when kids are young, and just doing their thing, learning about shit, and
kind of testing the waters, well that kinda relates to groups in the scene.
when groups form, they're new obviously, and need to test the waters.  no one
really knows what to expect.  and then i thought about glue, i doubt anyone
expected us to reach twenty packs, and be this unstoppable, ansi producing,
motivational, inspiring, artificially insiminated(?), diabolicly schematic,
driving force that we are today.  but we're different too,. different in the
same sense that this dyke is.  she starts out normal, like any other little kid,but then turns out to be something different that everyone can enjoy.  because
we all know, boys and girls alike, love lesbos.

Hey guess what, Dissonance joined us.  yesH, that ansi superstar that
lead awe for a brief yet successful period, until some other boneheads fucked
it up, has re-joined the glue crew.  /me gives dee1 a high-five. welcome home
Jordo.

On another note, Quip has been exercising a lot lately.  he now informs
me that last night he successfully managed to suck his own penis.  i'm not sure
if i'm proud or turned on.  either way, i've got a bigass smile.  way to be
quip!

Ah yeah, tainted has "left" us.  i say "left" because i love to use
"quotation" marks.  you see, he has joined this group, "seven" in which he is
not "allowed" to dual.  "Thus", he cannot remain on the glue "roster" because
that would be considered "dualing."  however, he "informs" me that he will be
releasing on a regular "basis" with us still, so it's all "good."  does this
"quoting" get "annoying?"  "quote"  "quote"

Glue's got a mailing list going on.  if you havn't received any messagesfrom it, then get a brain stupid!  er, i mean let me know cause you've some
how been forgotten.  if worse comes to worse, and you're really pissed off that
you didn't get any of the messages, blame warpus.  he doesn't do anything right.
I regret to inform you that I did not get laid this month.  or any othermonth for that matter.  however, i did wack off 69 times this month, and shaved
my treasure trail one (1) time.  The following people in glue however, did get
laid: enzo and the ruiner.  Glue "hey i got laid" updates will be available
every month.  one point will be awarded every month to those people who get
laid.  the "hey i got laid" contest ends on glue-69.  here's the stats:

enzo: 1
ruiner: 1

If anyone is caught cheating, they will be deducted 2 points.  the
following do not count as getting laid: wacking off, head, handjobs, feetjobs.
the last one is for warpus, he's kinky.  the following do count as getting
laid: getting laid, rump rides.  anyways, on with the newsletter.

We rule, and i know you want us dead.  creator told me he was putting
up a wanted poster with the entire glue roster's faces on it, and offering a
69$ reward.  to all gluemen: if you are captured, do not reveil the location
of our secret fort that we built from kleenex's dad's woodpile in the backyard.
as well, enjoy the pack.  don't do drugs.  and drink as much as possible.  i
mean water.  hey, shouts out to filth.  keep the gutter bong going,. i got some
bud, let's smoke it.  hi to fever too.  oh WORD to menace for the DOPE guest!
it's nice to see you releasing again bucko :)

- cr0tch