glue /// merry late christmas.  burning that glue will getcha' high...

GC!/RET!

he is now GALANACER.  when asked the meaning of his nick,. he muttered the
words, "it means 'one who often pretends to be a turtle'. but if you remember
correctly,. the TURTLE BEAT THE HARE, SO GET OFF MY BACK." retribution then
muzzled him and we put him back in his cage.  nEXT we grabbed gravedancer.
this d00d's got stylez like no other.  you may recognize him from the now dead
group function.  we found him dancing ontop of function's tombstone singing
"all i want is a little glue!" ,. we took the hint and threw him in the back
of our truck.  on our way out of the graveyard, we found a dead body laying
beside an open grave.  tainted said "hey, look at that funky smelling
putrid carcass over there!" so that's what we called it.  putrid carcass. it
doesn't talk, move, or even walk.  but it frequently pumps out awesome ansis.

as we have picked up much talent, we have also lost some.  casualties of war
are never pretty.  especially dislogic, what an ugly fuck.  i mean uhh ;)
you know i love you dislogic,. sorry you didn't have time to draw, perhaps
another day.  as well, one of my good scene friends has had to take refuge
in his new home permenantly.  we'll miss you dissonance, and we wish you the
best of luck in all your future endeavours.  hey, i just realized, that
'future endeavours' stuff was the exact same thing the librarian at my school
wrote in my year book.  how CREEPY.  adios Jord, i'll cya on irc later tonight;)
oh yeah, last month after releasing the pack, and taking a look at everyone's
stuff, i noticed a few "mistakes" in the pack.  i'm sure you noticed them too.
but these so called "mistakes" were done on purpose.  i just figured, "hey,
this art kicks so much ass, i'll put it in there twice!" so i just renamed
the files, perhaps even changed the ansi around a bit, and re-released them.
i am so goddamn clever.  so don't think i screwed up, because catch22 does NOT
make mistakes.  everything i do is right.  i never do anything wrong.
1+3=6.  you don't think that's right?!  i'm re-defining math.  i'm telling you,
it's right.

recently, i have heard whispers of groups looking to come into some kind of
direct competition with glue.  which groups they are, i don't care, and i don't
even want to know,. because one fact remains dominant.  glue will kick y0
sorry ass ;)

i just want to talk about the members of glue as of recently.  i am so proud,
so excited, and so inspired by this entire group.  i have never seen so many
people show so much pride in any group as i have seen the people in this
group demonstrate as of the past couple months.  it makes me feel like i have
really accomplished something as the group leader, when i see people talk about
how much glue rocks, and how much they enjoy being in glue.  i can only hope
that everyone in the scene can feel the sense of pride in their accomplishments
as the glue family does.  keep doing what you do guys,. all of you.  we all
help make this group what it is today,. and we will continue to do so from
this day on.  i love you guys ;)

shouts out to retribution.  this guy is pure motivation.  he drew this amazing
info file ansi, did the member list ansi on last minute notice, and is pumping
out pics and fonts like mad.  keep up the good work bud, you're quite the
inspiration.  as well, thanks to knocturnal for the kickass guest.  your
support for this group from day one is hugely appreciated, and i can only hope
to repay your efforts someday.

if anyone would like to see what myself and knocturnal actually look like,
go rent the movie ANGUS.  i look like the red hair kid "Troy" and knocturnal
looks like the main character "Angus".  we're quite the duo.

anyways, that's all folks.  thanks for checking out the pack, and i hope you
like what you see.  the next couple of months should be pretty interesting,
because i hear that a lot of groups are starting to bust out the quality.
times are a changin' ,. for the better.  peace out.

- monkeytits.