with long and greasy dreadlocks hanging frightfully, in front of dangerous eyes a bulbous reddened nose from excessive drinking and scraggly unkempt beard outfitted in the oldest of issue clothing boots that scream out threatingly "i'm not a nazi, and if you think i am, i'll beat the shit out of you." with a stride that boasts confidence and ego - just as those naziesque boots plod down cement decaying steps creak and groan under the weight and a flimsily hinged door is thrown back like the gates of hell opened wide - hands that nauseate you with meat and bone and scars that would frighten marilyn manson continuously pick up dog eared magazines plastered with pictures of the most grotesque art eyes merely boring into these monstrosities with a vivid passion for subculture and a fervent flair for anything sharp and colorful - "holy" boots click aggravatingly upon wooden boards a floor.. hands rubbing themselves together in anticipation adrenaline running throughout a body not unlike blood flowing freely from a head wound - finally, admitted to the "office", as it's so quaintly called his ass rests itself upon torn leather and the stuffing is oppressed by the layers of cloth and flesh.. until freed again, and it can try in vain to free itself from the torn leather - a soothing voice emits from the metallic mouth of the piercess as he pulls off his shirt eagerly.. and deftly, a black mark is placed upon the navel (one for the inside, one for the ouside) a substance the color of aged vaseline is casually spread and a metal clamp bites down on the marked flesh - lie down, lay back, fuck yourself over mentally relax.. breath in, breath out as the professionally apathetic hand of the piercess holds the gleaming fourteen gauge "nail" and it easily slides through the hole with a twist and pinch of tightened skin making a hole of its own.. as a stretched silver halo pushes out and in.. closed and clamped down upon a shining black bead (hematite) - he arises like a long dead corpse from the leather hell gazes in the mirror critically yet admiringly and as he fondles the circular metal in his flesh he announces to the piercess, "cool, i've just gotten my first piercing."