"Sean Connery Is God"

Bill Clinton's
Illegitimate children
Lept over to Scotland to beat
Lepers

Children of his beat those
Lovely lepers
Into a pulp.
Now
They 
Only can drink
Nile river water.

Before they just beat lepers
Underneath the bridge, now they start a
Raging inferno.
Now
It spreads
Northward onto that
Gangster, Sean Connery's house.

Sean
Connery
Opened up a can on Bill Clinton's
Tush (Ass if you please).
Let this be
A lesson to
Necrophiliac pyromaniacs.
Don't fuck with people in kilts.

-Lamont Cranston (Scrollz/Crimethink/EFA)

(I wrote this in ten minutes! Hurrah)