


          <@Mikael> i hate oldschool
          <@Mikael> you dont need any fuckin skillz to draw oldschool.
          <@Mikael> The cheapest art-form


          So I challenged him to draw me one, since it apparently
          required 'no talent.' The shit below is what he gave me.

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                     ______  __   _     .    _   __  ___
                 .  \     ______     ___:   _______      / .
                  \___ _ ('*   ))   (_  |  ('*    )) _ ___/
            _  ___||    _|      |_____) |(_|       |_    ||___  _
               ||__    /`    _______    | /`    _____|    __||
                \    _<_______  '\_|     <_______  '\__     /
               ..   /__`  )___>         /_`  )___>   __)    ..
               ::     (___      __)|  __|(___      __)      ::
               ::        |     |___| (______|      |        ::
               :::(SIS   ((____)   :___)   ((______)  DRAX):::
                             .
       [[ OLDSCHOOL IS SO FUCKING UGLY AND REQUIRES NO FUCKING TALENT ]]

       C:\> move oldschool*.* d:\trashcan

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       I guess it requires talent you don't have, Drax. Sucks to be you.
























              -  R   E   M   O   R   S   E    1   9   8   1  -
















        Alright you fucks, listen up. Here's the pack, so stop your whining.
I'm tired of it. View it, love it, rub it, and that's all there is to it. As
usual, we bring the funk, and we live up to our prestigious history. We have
a few new members this month, and two former homies back to the ranks. The
new guys are:

Abstrakt
Hellspawn
Ender Wiggin

        And the two oldtimers (.. like my dad's boogers.) are ..

Discofunk 1974
Mass Murderer


        And my usual spiel: I NEED ART. MOTIVATE YOURSELVES. I'm tired of
having to scrounge for art every month. It's aggravating. And for those of
you NOT in Remorse, you should draw for your groups. Let's keep this pathetic
scene of ours alive. I know it might not seem like it's worth it, but for us
oldtimers who've put a lot of energy into it .. it is. It's so worth it. It's
art, and that's what it should be to all of you.

        Of course.. I haven't drawn in a while either, so call me a
hypocrite. Call me an asshole. Or call me Daddy. But if you call me that, I
just might spank you. The point is, .. shit, there is no point. Draw, you
bastards.


- Necromancer

P.S. Pick up your shoes. Word to your motha.

P.P.S. I did draw. oops.