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<Heppyffeesh> I get pseoodu-dreedlucks iff I dun't vesh my heur fur tvu deys.
It cloomps tugezeer vhee I velk fest und luuks leeke-a I hefe-a tentecles.
<DrecuMege-a> ivvv....
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<DrecuMege-a> thets gruss
<zeext> brooook - cuul.  joost stup vesheeng yuoor heur und yuoo shuoold be-a
set.  Bork Bork Bork!
<fleebbles> i'm gueeng tu shefe-a ooff my moohevk tummuroo
<fleebbles> its tuu mooch ooff a peeen
<zeext> fleeb - ooh vell.
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<DrecuMege-a> heheh
<fleebbles> hefeeng tu veke-a up 15 meenootes ierleeer iech murneeng tu
style-a it soocks
<zeext> fleeb - deed yuoo teke-a peectoores ooff it?
<zeext> 15 meenootes? it isn't thet bed
<fleebbles> text : um, i'm soore-a i hefe-a peectoores ooff it
<Heppyffeesh> Thet is nut gruss.  Peuple-a vhu dun't vesh zeeur heur
mure-a thun oonce-a a munt oofftee hefe-a CLEENER heur, becoose-a useeng
shempuu cunseestently mekes yuoor heur prudooce-a mure-a ooeel.
<Heppyffeesh> Thet beeeng seeed, I steell du vesh my heur ifery murneeng. =)
<DrecuMege-a> hehehe-a

MISTIGRIS 1998 - ve-a hEFE 37173 HEIR!

chu vezzoop mooh gee-a mesters. Es yoo mey hefe-a nuteeced, cthooloo soocks
et vreeting inffuffeeles, su ve-a coot ooffff 3 ooff hees 8 legs und gut me-a
tu vreete-a it. zeereffure-a it veell be-a moochz0r better.
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Thets me-a, yuoor meeen jooeesh hunnookeh foocker fleebbles ( thets g33kb00bz
tu yuoo gurlys oooot zeere-a )

* zeext hes duoobts

vell zeen, i'll shoo yOOo mr frenchy! hmmpff! thees veell be-a zee
inffuffeele-a thet gets ell zee cheecks! Boot ledeees, i'd lufe-a tu stey und
chet, boot i gutta sey zee noos. Bork Bork Bork!

meesteegrs stooffff

#meest hes luts ooff buts. tuu muny tu be-a ixect.
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sume-a meestigris members ere-a hefeeng truooble-a veet prudoocteefity

<DrecuMege-a> zeext - vell, dreveeng peex ooff neked cheecks is cuul

ehem

iccentreeca - dffect.ml.oorg/iccentreeca/ - pheer its unffeenishedness ( boot
its foorzeer elung tha n oooor vebpege-a. Bork Bork Bork!

heppyffeesh qooeet. ituna qooeet. guudbye-a creckvh0rez ( cun i sey thet oon
tf? )

irk..
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ve-a guts sume-a noo memberzzes tu.
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und tp fur my boonghule-a

und noo, veet a helpffool teep fur ell yuoor bee-cooreeuoos ert sceners,
here's zee ixtermeest!

intrudoocshun tu gey Boouncie Boouncie!:
1) Poot a feenger in yuoor muoot su it's loobreeceted
2) Zeen steeck it up yuoor ess.
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3) Dun't poot it beck in yuoor muoot.  Yuoor ess is feelled veet bectereea.
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huoors ooff foon.
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Thunk yuoo fur zee inffurmeshun. Next munt, ve'll hefe-a Seelfer Ungel veet
un intrudoocshun tu s&m.
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und fulks , thets foockeeng ell, remember, unteel next teeme-a, unerchy durt
beeking is guud, und su is roonneeng eruoond helff-neked et neeght.
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meestigris - 9 oooot ooff 10 foonkmester preffer!