>    Mommy's Secret
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>
>    Little Johnny asks his mother how old she is.  Her reply is,
>    "Gentlemen don't ask ladies that question."  Johnny then asks his
>    mother how much she weighs.  Again the mother's reply is, "Gentlemen
>    don't ask ladies that question."  The boy then asks, "Why did daddy
>    leave you?"  To this, the mother says, "you shouldn't ask that" and
>    then sends him to his room.
>
>    On the way to his  room, the boy trips over his mother's purse.  When
>    he picks it up, her driver's license falls out.  The boy looks it
>    over and goes back to his mother saying, "I know all about you now.
>    You are 36 years old, weigh 127 pounds and daddy left you because you
>    got an 'F' in sex!!!"