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1.  Welcome to another edition of what we like to call "Fatty Fatty Fat Fat".

2.  Back in March, iCE  proudly announced  that our  guards had  kept  everyone
inside our grounds in the Everglades.  This  month, we're glad to announce that
we have  added an additional man to the  post, one hombre  Black, Black  Guard.
His  ripscript  shenanigans  can be viewed 3:30 to  4:45 on Tuesday  and Friday
mornings.  Also   punished for  felony  loitering were  Nosegos,  dmp,  and Mr.
Mister, who returns from the land of  formal titles to show us his new goodies.

3.  At the first ever iCECon :: West this month, held  in San Jose, California,
iCE  members from around the country  met at Chuck E. Cheese's.  Mass Delusion,
Lord Soth,  Sprite,  Lemonade,  and Degenerit were found  playing in the balls.
A  6' rat promptly and politely asked  us to  leave  the premises,  preceded by
"The Little Rat Dance".

5.  iCE T-Shirts, once  considered to be the  work of spirits and fairies, have
been  spotted!  While  they  still  continue  to  be  the  work  of spirits and
fairies,  the SpriteSilk(tm) is a sexy  new material suitable as undergarments.
According   to   CNN  Correspondent   Wolf  Blitzer,  there  has  been  a  huge
4'10"-Asian-Canadian-ACiD  member   interest  in  our  new  line  of  clothing.

6.  Announcing a  new Artist of the Month(tm), The Knave  proves his  slick and
skilled  artistic  style  with  a  set  of  new  pieces.  Originally  pen-drawn
images on  paper, The Knave scans his  work in  and finishes them  with outline
touch-ups and  coloring.  His art can be browsed quickly, but a closer analysis
shows intricacies that could be studied for hours!

7.  Tim Wallace, who  submitted non-3D  work this  month, was a  proud  gallery
member  at Computer Graphics World (http://www.cgm.com)!  Check the  front page
and look  in the  gallery - you'll  find some of  Tim's eye  candy on  display!

8.  Sweat,  blood,  and  tears.  Sex,  drugs, and  rock-n-roll.  www,  ice, and
dot-org.  Remember, the single most impressive scene web site to ever grace the
status bar  of  a  web browser is  nearing completion.  If  this  wasn't enough
compelling  hype to  make you visit,  think of Lord Soth in his  tighty whities
with a BASEketball in his hands.

9.  Tornados,  locust  attacks,   floods,  earthquakes,   iCEbergs,   tsunamis,
hyena  packs,  hardcore  porn,  and jumping out of a plane without a parachute.

10. Coming from  the  Planet  Kill  -9,  Farmicus  sealed  a  deal with  Hasbro
last  Monday for  a new  line  of G.I.  Joe villians.  Where  Destro once ruled
supreme, a  new breed  of  ueber-hacker will  be the enemy  now.   Coming  with
each  haQQQQQor Farmicus action  figure, will be  a coupon towards the purchase
of a haQQQQQQQQor Roland figure.  While  early marketing  sketches have Roland
posing  and grunting "About 3 Q's longer than Farmy's!", there is no  official
word from Hasbro on anything, especially our sanity.

3.31^2. Another strong month for the  team spelled i-C-E, marking our continued
domination  of  the foreign  wool  market  and our $8.1  billion  investment in
patenting  and  permanently  owning  the  rights  to the ANSI and VGA  formats.
Once  the  book deal  has  been solidified, look  for us to release  in another
four weeks!  Beware, WE-WILL.SUE!

Hugs and Kisses, Mass Delusion - iCE Senior Staff

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