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1.  Welcome to the iCE Physical Therapy Ward!   On your left -  the man we know
as Doctor SlipperyFinger, Force Ten!   He's not the one with the Frito-flavored
nipple clasps, but you can see the top of his head over that large man we found
on the street  pawning dollar  bills.   Next to him you  can see Mass Delusion,
teaching those small naked children Spanish  and holding up that one to get the
funnel from the nice woman baking pies.  Boy!  I hope that plastic tube doesn't
catch the hook holding up the suspension-harness, or that old woman is going to
get some SERIOUS rug-burn!

2.  Doodlebug, our PR  Spokeperson and  star of Cleopatra Jones,  was seriously
wounded during the mad rush when the tour  bus unloaded the new members of iCE.
In order of the number of testicular  nodules, here is the new crew that can be
seen walking the cramped  halls of our office  space:  The Knave - an old  ACiD
fellow, attended his first iCE Sleep-over,  and held the candle with the lights
out and told us  all about his childhood  fears.  Needless  to say, we all felt
the same  way  about the  Kool-Aid Man(tm),  so  he was  admitted  immediately.
Shoten, an energetic vga artist,  told us of his love for fresh packing tape on
his "nether regions",  and was unanimously  welcomed.   Mads Vester, a friendly
Dane,  felt funny  around dogs -  resulting in  a fantastic  welcome!   Nosegos
showed  us his embarassing  birthmark and the fun just didn't stop there, so he
was quickly brought into the fold.

3.  Trauma and iCE have parted ways,  sadly rather  unpleasantly.   Trauma will
most likely  never be  returning  to  iCE,  but we  wish him  well in  all  his
endeavors and sexual conquests.

4.  Inazone, along with his sock  puppet Guido, will be taking over for Kadaver
and Count Zer0  as the new  ansi coordinator.   He told us to let everyone know
that he has a  shiny new bike  and rides it every day and his mom said they can
take the training wheels off next week if he's good.  But he refuses to eat the
broccoli, and  complains that  it's not fair  that he  has to  ride a bike with
training wheels at age 22.  She told him to go to his room.

5.  Vesalius, now a full doctor with a family and a serious love for turds, has
just become too busy to keep up his zany,  crazy job of VGA Coordinator.  While
we were sulking over who to choose  as the new VGA head, Roland came around the
corner  holding aloft his  brand new  AK-47 with a  crowd  of angry  FBI agents
directly behind him.   As a result,  Roland is the new VGA Head.  His first act
was to declare  himself VGA  Coordinator  For Life  (VCFL),  so we expect to be
working with him for quite some time in the future.

6.  Slothy, that assy Lord Soth turd, is now Senior Staff again.  Bad move, but
everyone's entitled  to their mistakes.   Word on the street  is that Slothy is
already plotting to collect  a tax on  childbirth in order  to finally purchase
his very own Oscar Meyer food plant.  Grand plans - let's see what comes of it.

7.  We hope you enjoy this pack!  The ansi team all came out this month to take
part in the grand party we had.  We put on our skimpiest clothes and showed off
what we got and shook  it all around the  dance floor, and we  think you'll dig
our swinging shimmy - we know that Sinned Soul of ACiD sure does.

- Lord Soth

Lord Soth       Cold and Ugly          Force Ten           Mass Delusion