glue info for october 1998

glue - throwing a wrench at your monkey.

goodevening, and welcome to gluester piece theatre.  whatever.

this pack is either a) amazing b) creative c) wicked or d). all of the above.
whichever answer you choose wins you points with the teacher,. just don't
expect me to fulfill your schoolboy fantasies and go down on you in the teacherslounge.

this month was so busy, the only descriptive word we could come up with for it
was "FAT".  so we yoodled for richard simmons, and he showed up in a big bright
yellow sweat suit and a dirty green bandana.  he was about to give us "the work
out of our lives." but got annoyed because islayer kept starring at his rump.
so he took off, and we were left being all fat and chunky.  all glue members be
sure to email me your info if you want to recieve my pirated copy of BUNS OF
STEAL.

anyways, the only real fat person in the group is ikarus.  what a frumpy punk.
which brings me to the group meet at my house!  whoo hoo and yee haw.  it was
so much fun.  i knew these glue boys were crazy and funny as hell on the irc,
but to meet them and hang out with them in person was just a blast!  not
everyone could show up of course, because we have members from all regions of
the world.  we're even known in spain!  check this out:

*** Now talking in #spain
<catch22> WHO WANTS TO JOIN GLUE?!@

Session Ident: metaih8sk (Psdboy@206-67-128.ipt.aol.com)
<metaih8sk> as in the art group?
<catch22> yes :)
<catch22> uhhh
<catch22> you from #spain ?
<metaih8sk> yea
<catch22> you heard of us?!
<metaih8sk> hehehe...im into graphics
<catch22> that's crazy, you know we're the ANSI group called glue right?
<metaih8sk> yea

wordup to those spaniards.  anyways back to the meet at my house.  the people
that showed up were ikarus, dissonance, thext, mr.wrong, dislogic, phoman,
internal, ruiner and rash.  i couldn't believe that they all showed.  some of
them were picked up by others along the way, and some even flew!  i was in a
state of awe, infatuation, and drool all at the same time.  anyways, we went fora night on the town in good 'ol LONDON ONTARIO CANADA.  you should of seen
dislogic pick up!  we go down to one of the more popular bars (ikarus and rash
had to wait outside because the bartender said "you can't bring your kids in
here.") and as soon as we get into the bar three girls circle around dislogic.
he's all "wassup ladies?" and they say "obviously you are."  we all look at him
and IT is standing up right out of his pants.  that thing is huge, i swear.
anyways we left there after phoman had too much to drink and puked all over
this dyke's "new lavender dress."  so we went down to one of the pool halls
i frequently play in.  internal told me he was a pool shark, and bet me $35 he
could beat anybody of my choice in the entire hall.  so i said alright, and
chose this old looking man, because i figured he'd have experience and all that
stuff.  so internal just walked right up to him, asked him if he'd be willing
to play, and the dude agreed.  i was so fucking shocked.  anyways, they played.
and internal was doing pretty good, up until it came time to sink the eightball.the old dude still had like 5 balls left on the table, but int still couldn't
sink that 8 ball.  he got so pissed off at himself, he took a swing at the tablewith his pool cue.  but like, when he went to hit the table he held the cue way
back behind his head, and then lifted it forward towards the table.  when he
lifted it to hit the table, he also lifted some chick's skirt up in the process.NO JOKE.  holy shit was her boyfriend ever big :)  he grabbed internal by
the back of the neck and was blabbering something or other, but then thext hit
the guy in the back of the head with this big purple lamp!  we jetted from thereso fast it was unbelievable.

alright, after that we decided to head for home.  we were on the way
to a pay phone to call up a couple cabs, but along the way some big dude with
a university jacket on yelled at us "isn't it past your bedtime?".  it was
weird, because half of us looked older than him anyways.  maybe he was referringto ikarus and rash :)  anyways, we turned around and took a look at the guy.
but to our amazment, dissonace just walked up to him, did this three stooges
thing and poked the guy in the eyes, and put him in some crazy ninja headlock
shit and wailed on him.  in the middle of one of his punches he let out this
huge fart!  it reeked so bad, oh god.  anyways he dropped the dude on the groundand said "don't mess with glue."  i don't think the guy had any idea what he wastalking about :)  ah well, i felt pride.

this is getting long,. but most NON FICTION stories are.  the fact of the matteris, we had a ton of fun.  oh my!  i almost forgot to mention one of the more
important events of the entire get together.  we're all downstairs in my
basement, drawing, playing super nintendo, watching tv,. whatever. then mr.wrongsays, "where the hell are ruiner rash, and phoman?" i looked around and i didnt
see them anywhere.  so i go upstairs to see if they're up there.  i see the
three of them sitting by my dinner table, looking out the window.  i walk over,
and i almost hurled all over the place.  they were looking out the window,
jerking it TOGETHER to my mom's bent over ass.  she was watering the flowers or
something, and they were just sitting there, smiling and spanking it.  needless
to say, i gave them a big ass kicking and they got made fun of for the rest of
their stay :)  it's alright tho guys, i know all my friends think my mom's a
hotty.  i forgive you.  besides, i feel bad for ruiner,. i've never seen such
a small love dragon in all my life ;)

i may as well mention some group NEWS,since this isn't suppose to be story time.but it should be.  stories are so much more fun.  prothesis and rash have
rejoined the group.  rejoined ?  you ask.  well i removed rashish from the
member list because i heard some false rumour that he had quit the scene to
dedicate his life to tiffany amber theisen (kelly kapowski).  but it turned out
that he only took a month break to make a porn page dedicated to her.  he's
back now, even tho he wasn't really gone,. whatever.  as well prothesis used to
be in glue like 5 packs ago,but he had this weird stigmatism that didn't let himuse his right foot.  so he wasn't able to walk to his computer, and i just
heard through a friend that he wouldn't be able to draw anymore.  amazingly,
a doctor cut off his real foot, and gave him a robotic one.  rumour is, he's
dualing it out with robo-cop near the end of the year.  to both rash and
prothesis, WELCOME BACK DUDES.

tHANKS to static addiction and quip for releasing such wonderful guest ansis
with us.  i love you both.  you're the wind beneath my wings.  if i had only
one rolo left, i'd give it to you.  well i guess you'd have to split it.
but you get the picture.

as well, we rule this month.  we've picked up in quality and quantity huge, and
the group has never been more fun.  i still miss seeing the ruiner ansis,. but
i'd choose sex over blocks too if i were him.  besides mike missing in action,
our irc channel has never been more busy, members have never been so united,
and well,. the playfulness just blows me away.  i love kathy lee,. shutup.

that about covers it.  i'd like to give shouts out to knocangusturnal.  he's
such a cool pizza delivery man.  as well, props out to #ans supporters, because
it's what the scene needs.  it'll only stay cool if we stay cool,. and respect
the channel as well as each other.  it isn't a channel for the legion, for
ice, for arky, or for any select group.  it's for the people by the people.
i always thought we needed a little anarchy.

knocturnal is such a fat sweaty angus.  but i love him.  kisskiss. catchpoon.  .