november 1st, 1998.  funct
ion#6 infofile.

meaningless quote ta
ken from a random source

<scientifk> we are sorry the function pa
ck has been
delayed.. quip choked to death during spum cookie

cold feet

<Dee1> Function is out?
<Quip> dee; no, he wants the october one
<Dee1> Ah.
<Quip> dee1; but expect the function pack to be out tom
orrow
<Dee1> Right on.
<Quip> it should be.. killer

where's the beef?

Interpret that as you may, but the fact is, the time ha
s come.
Members are not submitting, motivation is failing to ex
ist,
Warpuses are disappearing, and so on.  Function was d
ecent for
a while, but I guess forming a group around the same
time as
Legion, Zenith, and Avenge, wasn't the bright thing t
o do.
All of the more productive members joined the more pr
oductive
groups, and that in turn, seemed to effect Function.

So sorry folks, but Function ceases to exist.
At this point
in time, we had three submissions for the pack - 3 lo
gos by
Quip, and Warpus had not been a part of the scene for
a good
4 months.  On Halloween, Warpus and Quip co
incidentally showed
up on IRC at the same time, and discussed Function.
We decided
that even though Function was dead, we'd still go out
with
somewhat of a bang.. so here's the first pack all ove
r again,
with the same art as the first pack, and even the sam
e DIZ as
the first pack.  The first pack was good, so please r
e-enjoy
this art at your leisure.

applying

If you wish to apply to our carebear penetrating group,
please
take your application and stick it in your ear

new members (0)

departing members (12)

Flame - He draws really neat logos, and
used to draw pics,
but not contacting us for months on end just
doesn't
cut it.

Fuzzy - He was our Internet
guy.  He designed our web page
which was blatantly deleted by one big fat moron
named Silent Knight.

Gravedancer - This guy ruled, and sub
mitted a lot, but he
disappeared.  Hopefully we'll see him drawing
ansi somewhere else in the future.

Haji - Mostly an ascii arti
st, but an amazingly good one.

Ironghost - Was promoted to senior st
aff in the past month,
but Function is dead now.  Haw haw.  Anyways

I hope he keeps drawing, because he has a really
cool abstract style.

Nitnatsnoc - One of the most ori
ginal ansi artists that I have
had the pleasure of knowing.  Although he's a busy
guy, I also hope to see him continue his exploration
through the medium of ansi in the future.

Putrid Carcass - His logos are very
crazy.  I wish he would draw
more often =)

Quip - This guy is just absolute
ly incredible.  I have no idea
how he does it, but he has practically re-invented th
e
ansi medium as we know it.  Props.

Samurai - I love this guy's shading.
Too bad he doesn't have time
to draw anymore.  Ahh well.

Tarot - Neat European artist.  Lots o
f potential, but I think he
spends a little too much time getting drunk with
Ville =)

Ville - Who??

Warpus - Specialty: the disappea
ring act.

corrections

2+2 is not, in fact, 5.

in conclusion

Thanks for liking Function!  Although the group didn't
work out
very well, we had lots of fans.  Unfortunately those f
ans didn't
have enough decency to quit Legion (I mean..
err..) and join
Function.

I don't know where the rest of the members are going,
but you
can see my upcoming work in upcoming Ice pac
ks.  It's about time
I joined an extremely well organized group.  As for
Warpus, he's
going to focus on school, and maybe a little tracking
on the
side;  I don't know what he's going to do towards ansi
.  I haven't
spoken to Ironghost about killing Function a
s of now, so.. ask
him yourself.

And to the members of Function, past and present -
thank you
for expressing your interes
t in our group.  It was fun while
it lasted, but it's becoming a burden
on the senior staff right
now, and it's time to move on.  Think o
f it as a learning
experience.

thank you's

your mom
She likes Function too.

header by iro
nghost and warpus.  infofile by
quip.
header touch-u
ps by quip

eofunction#6_19
98.