DARK ILLUSTRATED MARCH 1998 INFOFILE..

Once again, the monthly Dark Collection is chock full
of vitamins, great
art, and this time around, an extremely large amount o
f #dark quotes,
including the Ultimate Fatty Compilation.  Yes, perhap
s it is an attempt
to make up for the otherwise substanceless infofile.
We all have our bad
months.  Please don't bother us.  Leave us alone.

More changes in the Dark infrastructure have taken pla
ce this past month.
Prison Breaker, long time senior staff member has deci
ded to step down and
remain with the team as a VGA artist.

The 4th Disciple has also made the decision to leave t
he Senior Staff
department.  He will join the Advisory Council.

Oxygene skuttles up the ladder to join Corinthian, who
was starting to feel
a little lonesome.

A wave of melancholy swept across the planet when word
got around that our
Anti-Tax Hero had vanished without a trace.

In unrelated news, Xypher Matryx has resurfaced.  Some
say that he has joined
the Senior Staff once again, but no one knows for sure
.  You're welcome to
interrogate if you spot him, but don't be surprised if
you get pegged by a
soiled Pez dispenser.

Musical chairs.. musical chairs.. turn off the music,
and you end up.. where?

On behalf of the entire group, I'd like to make a few
apologies this month.
First, we welcome Bare Bonez to Dark.  He was actually
accepted last month,
but due to a couple bad gaffs, he was left off the mem
berlist, and his ansi
submission was not included.  We also neglected to inc
lude a logo colly by
Alla Xul and in Hive, Lord Reaper's ascii was left out
.  Again, we apologize
for our follies, and will make ammends in the form of
complimentary perogies.

We bid farewell to Bizzarro, who is believed to be att
empting a Nerp revival.
Best of luck to thee.

··[dark site list]--------------------------------------

To Be Announced      DARK World Headquarters
Unknown
Neosporin            DARK Western HQ
Rage
Mad Cows?!?          DARK Member Board
Night Stalker
Abraxas/Diabolic     DARK US Support Site
Megga Hertz
ABCB Cafe            DARK Support Site
Kyo

Filename Conventions...

Filenames work like this:  XXXXX-##.*

XXXXX is a five-letter abbreviation of the a
rtist's alias.
(Should the alias fall within five characters or
less, the
entire alias will be used.)

## represents the current number of pieces t
he artist has
produced the year of release.

* can be any valid extension for images, exe
cutables, data
files, or musical compositions.  The most common
are DRK for
ansi images including JPG/GIF/BMP/etc for high r
esolution graphic
images, and MOD/S3M/XM/IT/etc for music data fil
es.

··[miscellaneous banter and thoughts]-------------------

<|kt0x|> the ppl that know me in real life know i`m coo
l

<__megaman> time travel is very interesting
<Chavez> So are tea bags.

<burnou7> ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
<burnou7> I can't find my remote to turn off jewel!!!

<godless> o2 is in the other room.
<godless> Wearing the Austin Powers wig.

<godless> I want to torture your miniscule nipples with
my extensive collection of needlenose pliers.
<godless> I want to slap your ass and hear you roar.
<godless> I want to play co-ed naked 'hide the zinderfi
ne'
in an empty room with you.
<falsehope> I want to bound you nude to the hood of my
4wd and drive through a grove of hushberry trees durin
g autumn
<PBreaker> I want to take a core sample out of your
asshole with a hollowed-out telephone pole.

<jeriko> THIS FAT FUCK DRIVES BY MY HOUSE
EVERY FUCKING DAY
<jeriko> POUNDING GINO BEATS OUT OF HIS RED
FORD TEMPO
<jeriko> FUCKING BEEFYTITS
<tekn1k> jeriko; d00d i think you need to take your
paranoia medicin right about now
<jeriko> TOMORROW I'M GONNA WAIT FOR THAT
MOTHERFUCKER AND RIP HIS TITS OFF
<cornDEAD> I like pounding jeriko
<jeriko> motherfucker has tits down to his knees
<jeriko> i'll put that fat bitch out of his fucking mis
ery
<jeriko> HE THINKS HE'S A DJ TOO
<|kt0x|> hehehe
<|kt0x|> word
<|kt0x|> jeriko is just jellous
<|kt0x|> heheeh
<|kt0x|> word
<|kt0x|> GINO DJS are eliete
<|kt0x|> are elite
<jeriko> he calls himself dJ eXtRaVaGaNzA

<FLaMeGiRL> hi everyone!!!
<Corinth> flamewhore
<FLaMeGiRL> YO
<FLaMeGiRL> WHAT DID U CAKLL ME
<Corinth> I called you flamegirl.
<FLaMeGiRL> no u dint
<godless> Yes he did.
<godless> What's wrong with you?
<Corinth> gd: what's wrong with her?

<kt0x> okaie dokie
<kt0x> hey
<kt0x> hey creator, i`m serious
<kt0x> check out those pics man
<kt0x> and fuck her on the air
<kt0x> i wnat to hear her man
<kt0x> she has the best fucking voice in the world

<PBreaker> I've had some very intimate moments
with the photocopier at my work."

<PBreaker> boh: Did you ever get a hard-on while watchi
ng Danger Bay?
<red_dwarf> pb: yesh
<Bohner> pb: Only when I saw the room with all the fish
tanks..
<PBreaker> Didn't everybody?
<PBreaker> How about that sea otter they had.. they nam
ed it Danger?

<red_dwarf> pb: how about fulll house., get a boner.
<PBreaker> red: Is that the one with that John Stamos f
aggot?

<PBreaker> Somebody like Stile should be hosting Americ
a's Funniest
Home Videos. I'd rather have him narrating those stupi
d videos,
with babies getting dropped on their heads.

<__megaman> <ZKiwi2> !dv __megaman THis is #Bible, you
are not god, be quiet
<__megaman> *** Nahm2 sets mode: -v __megaman
<__megaman> :(

<godless-> Boh - Yeah, prison breaker does kind of remi
nd me of my grandmother. <PBreaker> gd: Your grandmot
her beats up fat people and has a goatee?

ULTIMATE FATTY COMPILATION

<Corinth> You probably don't believe that I can shower
in 5.  Well, it's hours.  cause I'm fat.
<PBreaker> Fatty idiots.
<Corinth> gd: she's fat.  We'll always be able to see h
er.
<mimes> I AM FAT!?@#
<mimes> :(
<godless\> you are bloated
<godless\> obese
<Corinth> quite fat.
<kt0x> heheh e:=) fatgeekyassfuckhead
<SilverSpy> eyem fatty
<Rainmaker> fatboy
<oxygene> FATTY CORN
*** atHero (xmtrx@ip213-158.cc.interlog.com) has joined
#dark
<velkro> athero
<oxygene> anti fat chico
<oxygene> other similar fatties
<Unicron> I want to malke fun of your fatness!
*** Corinth changes topic to "I don't like Oxygene.  He
's too fat."
<oxygene> pb/ resending your fatness.
<Snarffff> I smell sex and candy! (fat fucking bastard)
<equinox^> she's fat now greg

/whois info for: PBreaker
Address: pbreaker@thing14.slip.yorku.ca
Realname: fatter sloppier less productive
Server: irc.passport.ca
Channels: #dark
End of /whois for: PBreaker

<asoap> !seen mcfatty
<DarkVader> asoap: I don't know who mcfatty is.
<Silverspy> I hope you dream about some fatty cop eatin
g

<leslie> i'm gonna be "allspice"
<Corinth> leslie can be fatty spice.
<leslie> cannot.
<leslie> YOU can be fatty spice..

<burnou7> Did anyone happen to catch tonight's episode
of "Two Fat Ladies"??
<_Epitaph> Squarepusher - Fat Controller.mp3
<bohner> corn: Is it tuned to Fat-Fuck-oh-9?
<bohner> All fatty sex music, all the time!
<bohner> good
<bohner> night
<bohner> fatties
* jeriko rolls fatty tekn1k down a hill in a garbage ca
n
<mimes> corn is a fatty box!
<Silverspy> Why are all girls name Sarah have to be fat

<___zarkon> silverspy: i know a non-fat sarah...
<___zarkon> but she's flat

<mimes> say you are some fat ass, you can't go on for
very long right?
<mimes> during sex?
<___zarkon> mimes: i wouldn't know im a skinny bastard

<warpus> :)
<warpus> mimes: i don't know, wanna find out?
<warpus> wait, i'm not fat!
<warpus> nevermind.
<__megaman> How about both of you eat a big fat cock.

<burnou7> No.. It doesn't matter though. I'm not going
into that area anyways.
he sketches and digital work matters the most for me.
And some photography
if I get around to it.
<Corinth> burnout: you'll never get around it.  You're
too fat.

<Corinth> Fat lot of help you guys are.  No pun intende
d, of course.
<PBreaker> Fat fucking beast.
*** Tgh (grhornet@ttyB0c.king.igs.net) has joined #dar
k
<PBreaker> Here's another fatty.
<rmakeriCE> bizzarro: he's politely telling you to shut
your fat ass.
<bizzarro> fat ass?
<bizzarro> I HATE YOU
<bizzarro> DAMN I HATE YOU
<rmakeriCE> bizzarro: you're swedish.. aren't all swedi
sh fat?
<jeriko> and female comedians make me hard.
<jeriko> unless they're fat or old
* pb^sleep is idle >> (in the fat folds of Sleep)
<PyroChmst> WTF is w/ warpus and eating?
<PyroChmst> He is the FATTY GOD!
<DarkVader> [Corinth] ...falling off the fatty tree and
hitting every branch
on the way down.
* Johnny_ twangs on his guitar
<Johnny_> I'm a rock 'n roll fatty!

<PBreaker> o2: How many people, would you guess, are tr
apped between your
fat folds, and how much do they weigh in total?
<PBreaker> o2: I have satellite photos of you in Iraq d
uring the Gulf War,
wiping out an entire batallion with the fatness of you
r index finger.
However, one of your chins was in the way, so I couldn
't really see much.
Once again, the truth evades me.
<o2e> pb/ Excellent.  However in a few years the truth
will be
de-classified.  Until then, you're plans of harnessing
my raw fatness are
placed on hold. I work for no one now.
<PBreaker> xm: o2 is a different kind of a fatty. He's
more like The Blob
than anything else, and can actually absorb people thr
ough his skin for
nutritional intake - his face is so swollen with fat t
hat it's impossible
for him to find his mouth anymore.
<o2e> pb/ you know too much!
<PBreaker> Well, you seem to be a peaceful fatty.
* o2e thinks that PBreaker is trying to learn as much a
bout as much about me
so he can turn into something even more hideous and fa
t that I am
* PBreaker intravenously hooks up oxygene to a cement m
ixer filled with
SlimFast, hoping to get his weight down.

<PBreaker> I want to be a counsellor at fat camp so I c
an beat up the
fatties and put them down.
<PBreaker> hahah
*** o2e (oxygene@port108.hm.interlynx.net) has left #da
rk
<Bohner> you scared oxy away with your fat camp propagh
anda :)

<PsychEp> "do i look fat in this?"
<PsychEp> "i'm sure i look fat in this.."
<PsychEp> ACK
<PsychEp> i hate women like that.
<__megaman> yeah
<__megaman> women suck
<__megaman> fat fat fat
<Corinthmq> "You look fat in anything. So hurry up and
get
dressed, bitch."

<Fatty> [18:54] *** Now talking in #fat
<Fatty> Fatty>> Is this a support group channel for the
obese who face
constant abuse and harrassment?

··[conclusion/dedication]-------------------------------

The March 1998 pack is dedicated to anyone who actuall
y knows what stool
tastes like.  Feel free to come to #dark and tell us.
We'd be thrilled to
know.

··[end of info file]------------------------------------