DARK ILLUSTRATED MARCH 1998 INFOFILE.. ܱ Ü Û±    ÜÛÛ°°Û  ÜÛÛÜÜ ÛÛ°°±±ÜÜÜ  °°   ÜÛÛÛßßß ÛÛÝ  ±±ÛÛÛÛÛ  ÜÜÜÛ±±ÜÜ °°    Ü ÛÛ ÜÜÜ ÛÛÛÛ°   ²²ÛÛÛÛÛ ßÛÛÛÛÛÛ²²ÛÛÛÛÜÜ    ÜÜÜÜܱ±°°ÛÛ   ÜÛ ÛÛÛßÛÛÛ²±°°  ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÜÛÛß ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÜÜ   ²²ÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ±ÛÛÛÜÛÛÛÛÜÛÛÛ±ÛÛÛ ÛÛ±± ÜÜÜÜܱ±° ÛÛÛ²Û ÛÜÛÛÜÛßßÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛßß ßÛ ÜÛ²²ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ  ÜÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛ±Û°ÛÛßßÛ² ² ÛÛÛÛÛ²²±ÛÛÛÛÛÛ±ÛÛÛÛßß ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛßßß  ÛÜÜÜ  ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛßÜÛÛÛÛÛÛÜÛÛ ß°ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÜÜÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ° ßß ÛÛÛÛÛÛÜßßß   ßÛÛÛßÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛß ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÜÛÛß ÞÛÛÜÛÛÛÛÛ° ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ±±±Û Ü   ßÜÜ  ÛÜÛÛÛÜÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ±±ÛÛÛ ±Ü°°Ûß   ÞÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ° ±ÛÛ²ÛÛÛÛ  ÜÜßß ÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛÛÜÜÜ Û  ÛßÛÛÛßÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ Ü±°Û²ß    ÞÛÛÛÜÛÛÛÛ±±ÛÛ° ÛÛÛÛ ° ÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛ  ÜÛÛÛÜÛÛÛÛÛÜÜÜ ÛßÛÛÛ  ÛÛÛÜÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÜ ßßßß ° °²ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ±ÛÛ ÛÛÜÛÛ° ÛÛÛ ÛÜÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛßßÛÛÜÜ ÛÛÛÛ Üßß ßßÜ ÛÛÛÛÛÛß ÛÛÛÛÛ   ²²ÛÛß  ÛÛÛÛÛÜ°ßßܲÛ  ±± ÜÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛß Ûßß   ßßßßß°°Û ÛÛ°²² ±±ÛÛ°° ÛÛÛÛÜÛ²±±°° °°ÜÜ Û°° ßßÜÛÛÛ ßßß ß   ²²²  °°° ÛÛÛܱßßßßß °°ÛÛ²²ÛÛÛ²²    ßß   Þ²²Û°° °²°°  °±±Û Û²ßß ÞÛÛÛ²²Û²±±  °°°  ßßßßÛ²² úú[intro]----------------------------------------------- ---------------------  Once again, the monthly Dark Collection is chock full of vitamins, great  art, and this time around, an extremely large amount o f #dark quotes,  including the Ultimate Fatty Compilation. Yes, perhap s it is an attempt  to make up for the otherwise substanceless infofile. We all have our bad  months. Please don't bother us. Leave us alone. úú[dark news]------------------------------------------- ---------------------  More changes in the Dark infrastructure have taken pla ce this past month.  Prison Breaker, long time senior staff member has deci ded to step down and  remain with the team as a VGA artist.  The 4th Disciple has also made the decision to leave t he Senior Staff  department. He will join the Advisory Council.  Oxygene skuttles up the ladder to join Corinthian, who  was starting to feel  a little lonesome.  A wave of melancholy swept across the planet when word  got around that our  Anti-Tax Hero had vanished without a trace.  In unrelated news, Xypher Matryx has resurfaced. Some  say that he has joined  the Senior Staff once again, but no one knows for sure . You're welcome to  interrogate if you spot him, but don't be surprised if  you get pegged by a  soiled Pez dispenser.  Musical chairs.. musical chairs.. turn off the music, and you end up.. where? úú[member updates]-------------------------------------- ---------------------  On behalf of the entire group, I'd like to make a few apologies this month.  First, we welcome Bare Bonez to Dark. He was actually  accepted last month,  but due to a couple bad gaffs, he was left off the mem berlist, and his ansi  submission was not included. We also neglected to inc lude a logo colly by  Alla Xul and in Hive, Lord Reaper's ascii was left out . Again, we apologize  for our follies, and will make ammends in the form of complimentary perogies.  We bid farewell to Bizzarro, who is believed to be att empting a Nerp revival.  Best of luck to thee. úú[dark site list]-------------------------------------- ---------------------  To Be Announced DARK World Headquarters Unknown  Neosporin DARK Western HQ Rage  Mad Cows?!? DARK Member Board Night Stalker  Abraxas/Diabolic DARK US Support Site Megga Hertz  ABCB Cafe DARK Support Site Kyo úú[DARK filenames]-------------------------------------- ---------------------  Filename Conventions...  Filenames work like this: XXXXX-##.*  XXXXX is a five-letter abbreviation of the a rtist's alias.  (Should the alias fall within five characters or  less, the  entire alias will be used.)  ## represents the current number of pieces t he artist has  produced the year of release.  * can be any valid extension for images, exe cutables, data  files, or musical compositions. The most common  are DRK for  ansi images including JPG/GIF/BMP/etc for high r esolution graphic  images, and MOD/S3M/XM/IT/etc for music data fil es. úú[miscellaneous banter and thoughts]------------------- ---------------------  <|kt0x|> the ppl that know me in real life know i`m coo l  <__megaman> time travel is very interesting  So are tea bags.  ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh  I can't find my remote to turn off jewel!!!  o2 is in the other room.  Wearing the Austin Powers wig.  I want to torture your miniscule nipples with  my extensive collection of needlenose pliers.  I want to slap your ass and hear you roar.  I want to play co-ed naked 'hide the zinderfi ne'  in an empty room with you.  I want to bound you nude to the hood of my  4wd and drive through a grove of hushberry trees durin g autumn  I want to take a core sample out of your  asshole with a hollowed-out telephone pole.  THIS FAT FUCK DRIVES BY MY HOUSE  EVERY FUCKING DAY  POUNDING GINO BEATS OUT OF HIS RED  FORD TEMPO  FUCKING BEEFYTITS  jeriko; d00d i think you need to take your  paranoia medicin right about now  TOMORROW I'M GONNA WAIT FOR THAT  MOTHERFUCKER AND RIP HIS TITS OFF  I like pounding jeriko  motherfucker has tits down to his knees  i'll put that fat bitch out of his fucking mis ery  HE THINKS HE'S A DJ TOO  <|kt0x|> hehehe  <|kt0x|> word  <|kt0x|> jeriko is just jellous  <|kt0x|> heheeh  <|kt0x|> word  <|kt0x|> GINO DJS are eliete  <|kt0x|> are elite  he calls himself dJ eXtRaVaGaNzA  hi everyone!!!  flamewhore  YO  WHAT DID U CAKLL ME  I called you flamegirl.  no u dint  Yes he did.  What's wrong with you?  gd: what's wrong with her?  okaie dokie  hey  hey creator, i`m serious  check out those pics man  and fuck her on the air  i wnat to hear her man  she has the best fucking voice in the world  I've had some very intimate moments  with the photocopier at my work."  boh: Did you ever get a hard-on while watchi ng Danger Bay?  pb: yesh  pb: Only when I saw the room with all the fish  tanks..  Didn't everybody?  How about that sea otter they had.. they nam ed it Danger?  pb: how about fulll house., get a boner.  red: Is that the one with that John Stamos f aggot?  Somebody like Stile should be hosting Americ a's Funniest  Home Videos. I'd rather have him narrating those stupi d videos,  with babies getting dropped on their heads.  <__megaman> !dv __megaman THis is #Bible, you are not god, be quiet  <__megaman> *** Nahm2 sets mode: -v __megaman  <__megaman> :(  Boh - Yeah, prison breaker does kind of remi nd me of my grandmother. gd: Your grandmot her beats up fat people and has a goatee? * ULTIMATE FATTY COMPILATION *  You probably don't believe that I can shower in 5. Well, it's hours. cause I'm fat.  Fatty idiots.  gd: she's fat. We'll always be able to see h er.  I AM FAT!?@#  :(  you are bloated  obese  quite fat.  heheh e:=) fatgeekyassfuckhead  eyem fatty  fatboy  FATTY CORN  *** atHero (xmtrx@ip213-158.cc.interlog.com) has joined  #dark  athero  anti fat chico  other similar fatties  I want to malke fun of your fatness!  *** Corinth changes topic to "I don't like Oxygene. He 's too fat."  pb/ resending your fatness.  I smell sex and candy! (fat fucking bastard)  she's fat now greg  /whois info for: PBreaker  Address: pbreaker@thing14.slip.yorku.ca  Realname: fatter sloppier less productive  Server: irc.passport.ca  Channels: #dark  End of /whois for: PBreaker  !seen mcfatty  asoap: I don't know who mcfatty is.  I hope you dream about some fatty cop eatin g  i'm gonna be "allspice"  leslie can be fatty spice.  cannot.  YOU can be fatty spice..  Did anyone happen to catch tonight's episode of "Two Fat Ladies"??  <_Epitaph> Squarepusher - Fat Controller.mp3  corn: Is it tuned to Fat-Fuck-oh-9?  All fatty sex music, all the time!  good  night  fatties  * jeriko rolls fatty tekn1k down a hill in a garbage ca n  corn is a fatty box!  Why are all girls name Sarah have to be fat ?  <___zarkon> silverspy: i know a non-fat sarah...  <___zarkon> but she's flat  say you are some fat ass, you can't go on for  very long right?  during sex?  <___zarkon> mimes: i wouldn't know im a skinny bastard =)  :)  mimes: i don't know, wanna find out?  wait, i'm not fat!  nevermind.  <__megaman> How about both of you eat a big fat cock.  No.. It doesn't matter though. I'm not going into that area anyways.  he sketches and digital work matters the most for me. And some photography  if I get around to it.  burnout: you'll never get around it. You're too fat.  Fat lot of help you guys are. No pun intende d, of course.  Fat fucking beast.  *** Tgh (grhornet@ttyB0c.king.igs.net) has joined #dar k  Here's another fatty.  bizzarro: he's politely telling you to shut  your fat ass.  fat ass?  I HATE YOU  DAMN I HATE YOU  bizzarro: you're swedish.. aren't all swedi sh fat?  and female comedians make me hard.  unless they're fat or old  * pb^sleep is idle >> (in the fat folds of Sleep)  WTF is w/ warpus and eating?  He is the FATTY GOD!  [Corinth] ...falling off the fatty tree and  hitting every branch   on the way down.  * Johnny_ twangs on his guitar  I'm a rock 'n roll fatty!  o2: How many people, would you guess, are tr apped between your  fat folds, and how much do they weigh in total?  o2: I have satellite photos of you in Iraq d uring the Gulf War,  wiping out an entire batallion with the fatness of you r index finger.  However, one of your chins was in the way, so I couldn 't really see much.  Once again, the truth evades me.  pb/ Excellent. However in a few years the truth will be  de-classified. Until then, you're plans of harnessing  my raw fatness are  placed on hold. I work for no one now.  xm: o2 is a different kind of a fatty. He's more like The Blob  than anything else, and can actually absorb people thr ough his skin for  nutritional intake - his face is so swollen with fat t hat it's impossible  for him to find his mouth anymore.  pb/ you know too much!  Well, you seem to be a peaceful fatty.  * o2e thinks that PBreaker is trying to learn as much a bout as much about me  so he can turn into something even more hideous and fa t that I am  * PBreaker intravenously hooks up oxygene to a cement m ixer filled with  SlimFast, hoping to get his weight down.  I want to be a counsellor at fat camp so I c an beat up the  fatties and put them down.  hahah  *** o2e (oxygene@port108.hm.interlynx.net) has left #da rk  you scared oxy away with your fat camp propagh anda :)  "do i look fat in this?"  "i'm sure i look fat in this.."  ACK  i hate women like that.  <__megaman> yeah  <__megaman> women suck  <__megaman> fat fat fat  "You look fat in anything. So hurry up and get  dressed, bitch."  [18:54] *** Now talking in #fat  Fatty>> Is this a support group channel for the  obese who face  constant abuse and harrassment?  úú[conclusion/dedication]------------------------------- ---------------------  The March 1998 pack is dedicated to anyone who actuall y knows what stool  tastes like. Feel free to come to #dark and tell us.  We'd be thrilled to  know. úú[end of info file]------------------------------------ --------------------- SAUCE00DARK Newsletter 03/98 Multiple Authors DARK Illustrated 19980408¤FP