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woo.. anotha  amazing(?) release from tha hoes..ehh..woes !  yeh, yeh,
     so we be a lil late.. but sheeeyat.. not like we giveafukk.. :)  we're
     a lazy  group, and shall  always be.. this shit  we do is for fun, no-
     thing serious like SOME groups [ cough acid cough cough tric cough =]. 
     'sides, we  like to make SURE that evthing be fully animal tested with
     no  articial flavors  er ingredients.. ehh.. shit.. what  am  saying!?
     anyways, enjoy this cheap pack of ours..


            
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in arrival of this new [ late ] pack release, we've decided to ditched
     tha idea of releasing every month, or for that matter, releasing every
     other month..  ehh.. we feel  cheap nowadays,  and shall only  release
     when we  feel we should.. unless  otherwise, persuaded by some unknown
     force of tha universe.. ;)

     following this month, we  also lost woe.org,  and our fellow dedicated
wOehOe bot..  we knew we'd lose woe.org someday, due to psycho's defi-
     cient skill(s) in persuading that administrative guy.. but losing wOe-
     hOe!?  it  would seem  some sick evil individual  out there found  too
 much "pleasure" from her and has decided to steal her from us for him-
     self, and do  whatnot,  which we wouldn't wanna know with that type of
     person.. ;) .. please, if you're that sick, perverted, ass..err..ehh..
     NICE, great, kind individual, you'll return our rightful hOe to us:)

     filling in tha space of our lost woe.org, we now have http://woe.home.
     ml.org .. and will  soon have http://www.modernz.net/woe, thanx to tha
     contribution  of green lantern  and his bro; tho, we  did have to lend
'em our bitchy flair for some unknown/donutwannaknow reason for a cou-
     pla days.. but looking back, it was worth it.. ;)  both sites are mir-
rored.

     also, following tha lost of our dearest wOehOe, max headr00m was  kind
     enough to lend us his perverted, disco hipbunny "dolly-bot".. thanking 
him profusely,  since we  know how much mh is "fond" of hipbunny,  and 
     how it prolly be hard for him to go through tha night without his per-
     verted monkey.. ehh..bunny.. ;)  tho, no hoe will ever replace our be-
     loved wOehOe..

     oh..and ehh.. also, max  headr00m was been  bothering and pestering us
to publicize his telegard webpage.. he even offered to shine our shoes
     for free [ which is what he works as,  and does best ] .. so how could
     we not accept.. anyways, all's you  modders, artists, and perverts out    
     there, visit his page at : http://www.tric.org/mh



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[ + rink rat  (artist: ascii) ]
once again, rink rat has decided to join us..  after spending  about..
wha..  a 2 day break to attend  a new job at cleaning toilets.. but he
knew his  TRUE love and joy  of working for us hoe's again;).. so all,
welcome back tha rat.. ;)

[ + cockrane  (modder: ppe) ]
cockrane -- who've  misty found crawing around his house at 3am,  mun-
ching on all  his food -- has been persuaded from  his lowlife activi-
ties  of eating up all of misty's food and shitting all over tha place
[ and not to mention laying over 4,000 eggs a day! =], to help us with
     our modding department with ppe coding..  we welcome this fellow cock-
roach..err..ehh.. cockrane fellow.. ;)

[ + befeater  (artist: oldschool ascii) ]
welcome befeater. ehh.. this smelly bigfeetie guy came to  us from tha
land of demo-heaven; finland!  he'll be using his bigfeetie to draw us
some cool oldschool ascii.. but be warned, stay at least 20 feet clear
of his bigfeetie to avoid any of his potent-smelling odor.. ;)

     [ + lysander  (modder: tg/rg) ]
  Joining  us this month is  Lysander.  He's  from up north..  the great
white north.  That's right..  403 where an entire province is  covered
by only ONE areacode.  He's going to be doing  modz an' art.  He got a 
friggin' 96% on  his Social  Studies 303  diploma exam, so if you want
 to know anything about WWII ask him.. Of flame him on #woe ( ly,lysan-
der ) for kicking your sorry ass.  (thSereE's a sNubliDminal mMessEage
iMn thOis seNnteEnceY)

[ + pHlow / cyber magi  (artist: vga) ]
anotha hoe,  named  pHlow,  has joined our band  of hoes to train  his
skills to be a better  whore and to  learn from our best hoes, to sup-
port his family of daddy whore, mommy whore,  and brother-wannabe-sis- 
ter hoe..  we'd like to  welcome this hoe into our group of whores! ;) 
[ ps: this hoe, named pHlow, is aka cyber magi =]

[ - busta / roadrash  (artist: vga) ]
unfortunately, we lose yet,  another artist..  this time,  it's busta-
nut.. err..ehh.. busta,  who lost 2 of  his last 3  fingers due to  an
accident  while playing his  sister..err..ehh..with :), which then got
 stuck in one  of tha  "bodily openings"; and  had to be surgically cut 
and  removed..  so  now, he only  has 1 finger  left,  and with  that,
strips his  ability to hold  anything "firmly". we are all dreadnought   
err.. dreadful at  his lost.  perhaps  he'll  return someday when he's
learned  tha ability to draw with 1 finger and his toes.. ?  best luck          with him..

     [ + mr plastik  (artist: ansi) ]
mr plastik was  forced to join woe  as an ansi artist, due to tha fact
  that he lost in a bet to misty.. in a "burFart" contest [ of who could
burp and fart tha loudest at tha same  time ].. wooo..and  we're happy 
that  he joins  us, thanx to  misty's  superp  skill of farting loud.. 
[ aka tha ATOMBOMB ] ;)

[ + fonzie  (artist: ascii) ]
woah.. it's  tha  FONZ!!@#$  "heeeeeeey"..  ehh.. waitamin.. it's  not
fonz,  it's imposter fonzie..  anyways,  welcome this wannabe cool guy
fonz to woe,  which he'll be drawing  ascii with tha help of his uncle
uncle  misty..  [ *note,  fonzie wanted people  to know that he's sel-
ling his preteen body for money =]

[ + eSc  (modder: tg/pcb) ]
ahh..  anotha day, anotha hoe  decides to  look up at us as  his role-
models ;).. and so, has decided to bring his skills of modding pcboard
& telegard to help us out, in return that we train him with our secret
skills of being a hoe.. what a great trade.. we get some new releases,
and he gets tha knowledge of how to work  tha street corners all night
long.. ;)  so all ya welcome eSc into our band of hoes.. :)

[ + krypt keeper  (coder: pascal) ]
weeee..  some krypt  keeper guy has decided to join  us from  russia..
where, he's trying to be  a rebel and rebel against his  family by co-
ding fukked up "fuck  you mommy  and  daddy"  proggies for us, because 
they lock him up in the  basement all day, feeding him nothing but cow
dung.. ;)

 [ + jedi master  (modder: illusion) ]
woe.. our very  first illusion  artist.. whom PAYED us to let him join
our lil lame group.. but ehh.. he's loaded.. how do we know?  well, he
bought a grip load of ACID ansi's.. ;)  so why  shouldn't he pay us to
join, eh? :)

[ + chrom  (modder: pcboard) ]
ahh..  anotha cheapie modder who mods pcb..but thinks of himself as an
advanced "coder" joins us..  his name be chrom [err..maybe chrum?;)],
and comes to us from some cold lil village in sweden.. ehh.. maybe el
maco and his "rightie" can teach him tha skill of en-"lightninghand"
;) .. anyways, less all welcome him..

[ * mental illness  (modder -> coder) ]
mental illness has  decided one day,  outta tha blue, that he wants to   
be a soopa coder..  and desired us as so, to move him from "modder" to
"coder".. and says he'll be coming up with a "c00l10" proggie which'll
filter out all non-porn and nonanimalsex gif/jpg's with his "superior"
batch programming abilities.. ;)

[ - beeyacH  (artist: ansi/ascii) ]
damnit!  that beeyacH  left  us!!  heh..  i dunno why..  maybe us hoes
scare him? but anyways, he said he might be back someday or something. 
and will guess for us.. blah.. farewell, you beeyacH! :)


  
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[ + ravenloft, op:netherman ]
some old guy in woe who was  (supposedly) a  distro for us got knocked   
 in  head while some group gangs of nerds raided him for his laptop and
pocket protector.. and  afterwhich, couldn't member who he was.. so he
came  up with an  all  new identity, and  turned in his info, which we     have no idea about, must comply (for some reason?)..  anyways, his new
handle is netherman, sop ravenloft, phone number +31-11-385893..so ev-   
one go call him up at night an talk dirty  to him for which he made us
go through! ;)

[ * death scream, op: tryzix  (bbs: distro) ]
apparently,  our fellow  dirty shame [ previous sop of hidden secret ]
was brutally attacked  and sexually  molested  by some unknown person, 
and has  therefore  decided to  change his  handle to tryzix, and  his
board name to  death scream, for fear  of being attacked again by that 
same [unknown] person.. he has reported tha incident, and cops are now
looking for an american she-male of 4'3" height, approximately 450lbs,
and  supposedly goes by tha nick of greatnawts [ or nuts ],  and draws
[ ansi? ] for a profession(?)..  anyways, if you see this person, stay
away from him..her..it..and report it to authorities immediately!

[ + the terrordrome, op:abraxas  (bbs: german hq) ]
ehh.. i tried fighting  this with  misty, but with his persistance, he
won over..  so i guess we'd  like to introduce  our new german hq, the
terrordrome, op'd by abraxas (founder of shc)..  [ why misty persisted
so much on having abraxas' board as ghq, tha world may never know ;) ]

[ * sleepwalker, op:proggan  (bbs: swedish hq) ]
progressive [sop of tha swedish hq board] has decided  to get a change
of identity due to tha years of abuse he's  recieved from his [ lame ]
users  who do  nothing but call and  demand more and more of his mass-     collection of his  child porn pics.. and has so, changed his handle to
proggan, and his board  name to  sleepwalker, hoping  only tha e-wheat
childporn traders will find him.. ;)

[ + sacred grounds, op:speed freak  (bbs: belgium hq) ]
ehh.. PLEASE people..  stop begging us to be a hq/distro!!  heheh.. as
as this one  person, speed freak, went a  lil too far in begging,  and 
decided  to rape misty up  the butt  until misty agreed to  accept his 
board, sacred grounds, as belgium hq's.. well, you all know how i feel
about another hq/distro, but ehh.. i don't wanna get butt raped.. ;)



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ehh, as  we come  to this end, keep in  mind that we release wheneva.. 
[ if ever ] .. we don't  exactly giveafukk  about how many releases we
have,  or that we  MUST release a consistant amount of mods er whateva
  per month.. heh.. fukk that..  we be too lazy.. ;)
  
and last,  props -> demonic, tric, acidic, and  all tha  other modding
 groups out there which still  release despite tha slow downfall of tha
  bbs scene..

if you have any questions, complaints, criticisms, death threats, mail
  bombs, feel free to send 'em to wOe, at : w03@juno.com

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