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And since we released²²°³    ÛÛÛ ÛÛÛ our first chronicles, we got a fewÛ²trying Å-ÄÄÄÄÄÄ2Ä0Ä ÛÛÛ -ÛÛÛ applications submitted now and then.  ° ²²°° °³  2  ÜÜÜ ÛÛÛ ÛÛÛ to the left, you can see our uhhhhhhh° ²Ûasleep À- ßßß  ßßß ßßß ßßß "graph" of success?? If you have theÛÝoct  nov  dec  janurge to join, see the bottom of this nfo. ÞÛÝÛ²°"statistics shows, wOe is bloomin!"ÛÛ° °° Û²° °ÛÛ ²ßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßß²²Well, dreadnought here, ° °°²Û²°   ÜÜ ÜÜ  ßÜ ²I interviewed demon of ²²°²°Þ°±²ß ß  Û ²°° ° wOe how he keep up withÛ²°ÛÜþÜ±Ü ±ßßÜÛÛÜ   Ü ²°wOe, and his replies areÛÝ °°²   ÜÜþß²²ß Ý Þ²ÛÜ ßß²Ý ß   ²°as followed: ÛÛÛ  ß  ÜÜ Ü²±Ü ÛÛÝÝÜÛ²±ß  ÛÛÛ  °²  þ Þ²±ß ÜÜ ßßÛÛßß ÜÜ ßßßß  ²°° ° "wOe is a lot of fun, but °°²²° °²  ßßßÛ²ÛÜÜÛ ²²±ÛÛÛÛÛÜ þÜ ßÜ   ÛI think I am over-working ²²°Û    ܲÜ ÜÜÛÛßÛÛÛÛÛÛßÜÛÛÛÝ ÞÝ ÞÝ  ²°for wOe. Hmmm, prolly ÛÝÛ    ßß²ßß ßßß²ÛÛÜÛÛ²ßß Û ÞÝ  ²thas why I have these° ²Û°²  þÜßßßßßþß þß   Ûhands that shakes a lot. ° ²²°²   ß°ÜÜÜþ   ÛYou know, the shakey hand ÛÛÛ  þÜ   Üþ  ²syndrome. If you tell any Þݲ°° °ßß²ßß  ²°° °one about this, I'll Û²°²  Ûphysically kill you."Û²°° ßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßß ÛÛ"I've got the shakey hands syndrome!!!"° Û²°°²²° ÞwÝOe just installed a new policy on individual mod releases, and that²Û being that all individual mods released for tha month will be includedÛ²°  in the chronicles pack -- a monthly pack containing art-related things. ° ²²°° ²²°  so next to getting aCid's [first pack =] quality art, you'll also beÛÛ   getting some bbs moddifications which just might work! what a plus! :) Þ²°ÛÛÞaÝlso, since this month is misty's birthday, less all wish him a happyÛÛbirthday, and call up a hooker for him; since he's feeling kinda lonely ° ²Û juss "twiddling" with himself.. ;)ÛÝ  ÛÛÝ ÞaÝlso, we'd like to thank elmer fudd and megga hertz much for theirÛÛ "help" with woe.. not only do we enjoy tha fact that they contributed°²²°  a coupla woe artpix, but also their constant harassment, name-calling,²² and endless jokes about our "mama".. thank ya guys.. ;)Û²°  ° ²ÛÞlÝast month, we neglected to thank rns [rabid neurosis] for saving our° ²²°  butts during tha frequent takeova days of our channel by providing usÛ²°  with many woe butt hoes..ehh..err..woe bot hoes i meant.. ;) Þ²°ÛÛ   anyways, in our appreciation of their help, we've decided to do em aÛ²°  few "rns" logos and stuff, and lend him our "super perv", el maco to° ²Û help some of thier members who were stricken with impotence.. ;) again,ÛÛ much thanx for their help.. ÛÛ ÛÝÞyÝay! thanx to elmer fudd, and his "prostitutional" skills, he's been°²ÛÝ  able to get us www.woe.org !! woopie.. but unfortunately, he wasn't²Û as skilled as he thought he would be with tha administrator, and so,Û²°  we've only been able to attain woe.org for only a coupla months.. :(° ²²° ²²°  but there's always other chances.. and so, we're hoping to pimp upÛÛ fudd's "prostitutional" skills so that next time he seduces tha ad- Þ²°  ministrator, we might get more than a few months.. ;)Û²° Û²° ÞwÝoah!.. uhh.. i mean woe ! ;) is hoemag really true ?? are we reallyÛÛ   that pathetic and have no lives that we're gonna spend our next 6 months °²²°  in front of tha puter actually working on it ?? yep.. we're juss that²Û pathetic.. heh.. if only we had lives, we wouldn't have to spend so ÛÛ much time in this dangit "scene".. ;)° ²Û ° ²ÝÞaÝnd next to that surprising news -- we're still gonna release tha woeÛÛÝ  chronicles ! ain't that that hard to believe, eh ? after our failureÛÛ in tha first chronicles, we're still gonna do it.. even tho we're mak- Û²°  ing big fools of ourselves.. but ehh.. thas what woe is.. ;)Û²°°²Û"Within a wOe Chronicles, lies many magical fudge packers such as artwork, ²²°° °BBS mods, and other types of applications. -dn"Û²°° ²²° ÞkÝeep in mind, however, that we are a bbs moddifications-based group,° ²Û and will prolly lack quality in our artworks, which will show as trippy Û²° colorful pics -- which should be viewed very carefully, with one eye°ÞÛsquinting.. :)° °°ÛÛÛÛ °°ÞÞÛÝÞßßÛ²Û۲߰ ° ÛÛwOe's official sites on the net °°±²ÛÛ² ݲÛÝÛÝÝÝÞ °° ²ÝÛÛÝUSA:http://www.woe.org ÛÛEUROPE: http://home.sol.no/misty/woe°²²°Û²FTP USA: ftp to ftp.cdrom.com - ftp://ftp.cdrom.com - http://www.cdrom.comÞÛÝÝ E-MAIL: send mail to w03@juno.comÛÝÛÝ-+-ÞNÝot to forget, our latest Chronicles and releases can be found in any of ²Û the wOe webpages listed above. our news will also be first to hit there, ²Û add it to your bookmark!! :)ÞÛÛ° °°²ÛÝÞÛÛÛÜ ßÜÛÛÛ²ßßÛÛÛßßÛÛÜ ÛÛÛ²ßßÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛßßÛÛ²ßßÛÛÜ ÛÛßßßß   ÜÜÜÛÛ²²ÛÛÛÛÜÜÛÛßÛ²±° ß²Û° Ûß° Û²ßßÛÛß°ßßßßß Ûß²° Ûß² Ûß° ßßßß²° °±²Ûܲ²ßßÛÛÛÜÛ²² ²ÛÝ ßßßÜ ßßßß ßßß ßßß ßßßßßßßßßßßßßß ßßß ßßßßßßßßßßßß ²Û²°° °Û²°° + xpozed (x!) joins us as an ansi / ascii artist, desperately seeking ÞÛ warmth from tha cold weather in Norway.. fortunetly we have el maco° ²²°° ° [our super pervert] who's a master at generating heat with juss his ° °°°²Ý right hand to help out x! with his hyperthermia..°²ÛÛ²° + the wOe members has voted and decided that out of everyone, rink ratÞÛ has less of an outside life. because of this, and because no one  ²ÛÝ else in the group has time to learn html and java, rink rat is the° ²Û new www coordinator. [ in the mean time, we're still trying to figure °°²²° out what a rink rat really is. maybe he likes figure skating? =] ]ÞÛ²°° °° ° ²²°° - max headr00m (mh) has finally decided to leave us, after a month as a° ²² wOe member.. he finally realized he was never gonna achieve tha fame °°²Ý and recognition he wanted by being a wOe member -- like we stated°²Ý before.. ;) but anyways, best luck to him, and his new group, tric..ÞÛÞÛÝ + dee^lOts, who's a 24/7 irc addict, comes to us from southern ontario.. ° ²Û what is a dee^lOts you ask? well, we dunno either, but we're assuredÛÛ he'll "be jizz'n out telegard mods like there is no tomorrow." - dL ..Þ²°° ° now ya'll remember shop dee^lOts for all your pimpin' needs..° ²Û° ²²° + dreadnought (dn) [aka embERman] finally returns to wOe as its founder.ÛÛafter about taking a month off due to his treatment and therapy of all Û²° his abuse and harassment he recieved from tha mass quantity of gay peo-  Û²° ple.. ;)°²²°  we only hope he's recieved enough treatment and therapy for what he's²Û  been through, hoping no one will sneak up behind him -- which juss Û²° might trigger his pass memories of what those "happy" people did to ° ²Ûhim.. ;)° ²Û all we'll say now, is that what he went through has now given him thaÛÛ ability to shit a whole load with one "push".. ;) ÞÝÛÛÝ + joining us now be umaro, from [dead?] polyester.. whom, even tho is ÛÛilliterate, won't fade his artistic ascii style.. so all, welcome him..° ²²° [ ps: don't send him email or talk to him on irc; he's still working onÛ²hooked on phonics ].. ;) Û²°Û²° - not even passed tha second chronicles, and we already lose one of our°²²° most dedicated slaves..er..artist, dRt [aka dirty shame].. :( he said he ²Û  had to leave due to tha fact that he needed major surgery and had to beÛ²° airlifted to a hospital 50 miles away for treatment of his very critical ° ²Ûcondition of hemorrhoids.. [ guess preparation h din't work for him ] ;) ° ²ÛÛÛ + due to our laziness, we've decided to juss list all tha lame people ÞÝwho have nothing better to do than to work for woe in one big fat assÛÛÝ paragraph.. ;) we'd like to thank them for joining our lil lame party.ÛÛtha new members are as follows [ in order of who "touched" themselves Û²° tha most =] : busta (3-fingered freehand vga artist), kat (mods tg),ÛÛprometheus (who tries to help improve our weak ansi/ascii division), Û²° oriole (yet anotha ansi/ascii dood to help improve our petty existance), °²²° and green lantern (tg modder and official night light for #woe)..°²²°ÛÛ  lastly, wOe is still in search of more members -- one to replace the de- ° ²²° ceased head artist -- and anotha to replace tha former head coder who's° ²Ûnow too busy fiddling around with his personal sexuality.. :) all bbs°ÛÛmodders, artists, and coders are invited to join. specifically modders.ÞÛ  Û²° lastly, wOe is still in search of more members -- one to replace the de- ° Û²° ceased head artist -- and anotha to replace tha former head coder who's° ²²° now too busy fiddling around with his personal sexuality.. :) all bbs° ²Û° modders, artists, and coders are invited to join. specifically modders.ÛÛ  Û²°° °° ²ÛÝß ÜÜÜÛÛ²ÛÜÜÜÜ ÛÛÛßßÛÛ² ßßßßßßÛÛ²ÛÜÛÛÛÛßÛ²² ßßßßß ÛÛÛ² ßßÛÛÛÛÜܲ²ÛßßÛÛ²±° ²ßß° ²ßßßßÛ² ß۲ܲßÛßßß²ßß° ßß²°ÛÛÛ²ßßÛßß° °±²ÛÜÛÛÛß²²Û²ÜÛÛ²ßßßß ßßßßßßßß ßßßßßßßß ßßßßßßßßßß ßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßß  ßßÞÛÛÝÛ²° - tha cosmic zone has been busted for 2 child porn files, and is no longer ²Ý  in operation..ÞÛ°° °° ²²° + byte hunter, oz, and etheria have all been granted distro sites, thanx²²° to tha begging, pleading, ass kissing of tha ops.. ;)ÞÛ²° ²° - inspektah's house was struck by 10,000 volts of electricity in a storm. Û   so he cannot be a distro site anymore. on tha other hand, though, he ²°  glows a nice shade of yellow now.. ÝÞÝdue to the mass libraries of boards, we're no longer accepting distrobutionÞ²°° sites or headquarter boards. however, it doesn't hurt to beg ;)° ° ²²° °²²°Ü ²ÛÝÜÜÛÛÛÛßßÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛßßÛÛ²Ü ßßßßß ÛÛÛÛ ß Üßß ÜÜÜÜ ÜÜÛÛ²ßßÛÛÛÜÛÛßÛ²±° ßß°²ßßßßßß Û²ß² °²ÛßßßÛÛÛ²ßßßßÛ² °±²ÛÛÛÛßß²ÛÛÜÛÛÛßßßÛÛÛ²ßßÛÛÛ²ÛÛÜ ßßßÜßßßßßßßßßßßßßßß ßßßß ßßßßßßßßßßÜ ßßß Ü ÞeÝhh, as we come to this end, keep in mind that we release wheneva.. [ if ever ].. we don't exactly giveafukk about how many releases we have, or  that we MUST release a consistant amount of mods er whateva per month..  heh.. fukk that.. we too lazy.. ;) ÞaÝnd last, props -> demonic, tric, extacy, and all tha other modding groups out there which still release despite tha slow downfall of tha bbs scene.. ÞiÝf you have any questions, complaints, criticisms, death threats, mail  bombs, feel free to send 'em to wOe, at: w03@juno.com eofÄwoe-0197.nws-ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ--ÀÄ 238 k-rad lines of news for ya. written.by.wOe.members - 1997 The Inquest (C) Copyright wOe moddification used under license by dreadnought :)(C) Copyright ÞdÝreadnought of phat productions 1997 - A phat productions art - -ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ--SAUCE00woe feb inquest -- iss3, vol2 dreadnought woe / pHaT 19970202„rPõ