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ÛÜÜßÛßßßßßßßßß  þ Ü ßÛ *chatter* ÛßÜß ÞÜÜÜÛÛÛ ßÛÛ²²Ý ßÜ Ü ß Û .,.. . . Û Ü ß þ ßß ßÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛß ßÜ ß Û brr Ûþ Ü ß þ ÜÜÛÛÛÜÞÛÛÜ ß Üß þ Ü Û ÛþÜ ÜÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÜß ÜÛ Û Üþ ß °°ÛÛÛÛÛÛ²ßÞÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ Ü ÜÜ Û Ûß ÜÞ ÞÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÝÜ ßÛ Û ßÜ  ßÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ ßÜ Û Û Ü°° ß  ÜÜß° ßßÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛßÜ ßÛ ÛÜÜÜÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÜÜÜÜßßßÛÛÛÛÛÛ²²ÜÜÜÜß ÜÛ ßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßß ßß well then, thank you for that wonderfully colourful report. on a bit of a sadder note,  count zero left this month, well actually he left last month, but seems no one really noticed until now. tWSted hit the streets to discover the public's reaction.   ÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜ°°  ÛÜ  Ü°²²°° ÛÜßÜÛ ÛÞÝ°° ÞÝÛ how do you feel about c0 quitting the ÛßÜ ÜßÛgroup? ÛÛÛÜÜ ß  ÜÜ°° Û .. Û  ÛÛÛÛÛÛÜÞÛÛÛÛÛÛ Û you know, tWSted,losing its strongest ÛÛ²°°²tWStÛÞÛnEWSÛ Ûmember?? c0, the guy who drew all the Û°²ßßÛÛÛÞÛÛßßÛ200+ line ansis Û Ü ß ÜÜÜßÛ and ansi is what?? Û Û °°ÝÛ ahh, thank you for your time. ÛÞ ÛÛ ÛÛ ²²° °Û ÛÞÛÛÝÛ °²° ÛÛÝÛ  ÛÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÛ after a few more similar attempts, we decided it best to ask people from #twisted.  how do you feel about c0 quitting twisted?  she was a great person, i'll miss her, what a gal.  uhmmm count zero was a guy, and still is for that matter.  ya she was great.  uhhh ya, nice talking to you .., . .  how do you feel about c0 quitting twisted? *gus is away  how do you feel about c0 quitting twisted?  oh man, what a wicked diablo, i mean artist. tWisted's gonna diablo him real diablo, uhhh i gotta diablo,. . sh4m4n has quit iRC (playing diablo, dIABLO!@!)  how do you feel about c0 quitting twisted?  he was really like a big brother to me, i looked up to him,  someday i'm gonna grow up just like hIM!@ so there you have it, c0 will be sorely missed. this reporter knows he wishes he could draw 4, 100 line pics a month, but this is REALITY. .,. . now its time for sports with our very own jYNX.  what in the hell?!!@ i ain't no stinkin' sports reporter!!@  just say something about the superbowl.  superbowl?? we don't do that sorta thing up here in canada, up  here we got the grey cUP, no pansy "bOWLS" for us, we got CUPS!  eat it yankee scum!@ eAT IT!!#@$ STICK THAT IN YO,. . ......... this just in, tWISted has accepted a new member into their midst, 2 actually. organ grinder joins as a trial ascii member, gracing us with his mad new skillzz. tHERUIN3r, the very same guy thats writing this leet .nFO file, joins us from the remnants of sPIN. seems the idiot attempted to quit the scene, but instead decided to join tWISted. for all you who didn't know this is the old kannibalistik, coming back from the dead in a powerful way. well, this reporters day has come to an end. tune in next month when we do a feature report on "what screen radiation does to your penis,and how drawing ansi reduces the risk". stay tuned 4r a brand new episode of fAMILY tIES where skippy promises the keaton family fame and fortune if they invst in his zany new invention, lots of laffs, coming up next. goodnite every1.  .nFO and pics by tHERUIN3r(tWSt) SAUCE00TWST 02/97 INFO TWISTED TWISTED 199702 20