Here's some exerpts of the time that aCk and i bothered
   #xxxpasswords.  The odd thing is that it's now apprently
   gone to invite only.  I wonder if that's becuase of us...
   Anyhow, this will just be of aCk and i saying dumbass things,
   any replies they may have gotten.  I'm not about to subject
   you to the endless begging and pleading for passwords that a
   lot of these people were engaged in. So there.  Nyah.

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<Revealler> !list
<_aCk> !list
<_aCk> w3rd.  I'm a pervert too, just like you guys.  HEY!
  I WANT TO LOOK AT 18 YEAR OLD ASIAN GIRLS LICK EACH OTHERS'
   ASSHOLES*(^*(&)(*&   THAT TURNS ME ON)(*&_(*&_(*_(*&
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<mwahaha> congrats ack
<mwahaha> we care
<mwahaha> all of us
<mwahaha> right everyone
<_aCk> mwahaha: Hey.  I like looking at nasty looking naked
women as much as the next guy, but when they are wearing leather,
 and pissing on each other, that makes me spooge.
<mwahaha> really?
<mwahaha> wonderful.
<mwahaha> I'm happy for you
<whirr> i can't get enough of pictures with tennis rackets.
<PoloJr> Anyone know of a site that has either Jenna Jameson
 or Nikki Dial mpegs/avi's?
<_aCk> mwahaha: Do you have a girlfriend, or does she just not
turn you on as much as watching hairy latino bitches suck off
big black guys?
<Hehe> anyone got a login for this ? http://www.dezines.com/
peepshow/school.htm
<_aCk> hehe: I did, BUT I ATE IT!
<whirr> nothing turns my crank quite like seeing fat black guys
 cum on waif supermodels.
<_aCk> ]PoloJr: Here's a tip: GET A LIFE!  GET A GIRLFRIEND,
 OR WIFE!  GET A CLUE!
<mwahaha> ack, do you have a friend at all? or do you prefer
to annoy people?
<_aCk> mwahaha: I've got more than you do, poopiehead, and it's
all in my pants.
<PoloJr> ack: Then what does that make you?!  And you're here
because?
<whirr> i recall putting krazy glue in the gym teacher's
 vasoline one day.  The horse wasn't happy.
<mwahaha> you's a fucked up individual ack
<Fat_Tony> he's here to lecture only (yea right)
<_aCk> mwahaha: I think the issue here is, am I a sick perverted
 bastard who wants HOT TEENS FUCKING NAKED WITH DILDOS THE SIZE
  OF SRI LANKA
<mwahaha> okie dokie
<whirr> hey, sri lanka isn't that big.
<mwahaha> stop telling us and go look at some pix then
<_aCk> fat_tony: I will not be fulfilled until I meet my quota
 of animated disney porn.
<Fat_Tony> china would be better
<_aCk> whirr: Oh yeah.
<X-Agent> I have a working genitalhospital, /pvt if intrested
<whirr> i had an animation of tinkerbell going down on pinochio.
<_aCk> genitalhospital?  Wow...  people really are getting more
 and more rediculous.
<whirr> whereas my genitals just act as a culture lab.
<X-Agent> Ack dude, is kinda like nurses and fancy things but
inside you get only hot women... :)
<whirr> i like to be spanked with a hot waffle iron.
<_aCk> What I'm wondering is this: If you are so desparate for
h0t w0men, why don't you guys go out and get some?  It's bound
 to take less time then sitting here on #xxxpasswords waiting
  for someone to give you the password to www.hot.biexual.
  cheerleaders.on.crackrock.orgy.org
<whirr> if it's not ice-cold, it's not for me.  Only the dead
 will do.
<_aCk> sexmaster: Are you really a master of sex, or do you
just wish you were.
<whirr> ack: would you spank me?
<terpo_> master of sex?
<_aCk> whirr: Not even if you paid me, whirr.  I know you
 too well.
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<whirr> ack: well then how about you pay me.  I'm a spanking
 whore.
<X-Agent> ack is looking for a partner
<_aCk> Somebody needs to change their handle to SmegmaKing.
 That would be phat.
<cl0ckwork> Skank: DO YOU DRINK ALL JUICE BOXEZ ?
<whirr> someone here has to be able to answer this:  should
genital warts be able to talk??
<cl0ckwork> I LIKE JUICERS
<cl0ckwork> THE GRAPE ONES
<cl0ckwork> AND APPLE ONES
<_aCk> x-agent: gn0p3, s0nn13 b0y.  I've got myself a girlfriend.
  I don't need digitized photos of skanky ass ugly women.  
<cl0ckwork> AND PINEAPPLES
<whirr> i like to get lost in bulging rolls of blubber.
<cl0ckwork> YUUUUUUUUUMmmmmmmm!%@!%
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<_aCk> WHERE IS MY WEEDEATER?!~?!~?!~?!~?
<Emerson> ne1 have jordanlee??
<whirr> i'll eat your weed.  Oh wait, no i won't.
<_aCk> whirr: OK!  Let's break out the 3 cans of mayo and the
 handlebars@?$@#??
<whirr> miracle whip?
<whirr> it's just not the same if it's not kraft.
<_aCk> whirr: on-lee the b3st@#$@$@#$
<whirr> mmm, a vagisil sandwich.  Tastes like home.
<Emerson> ne1 have jordanlee??
<_aCk> Give me some naked pics of ch1kkz w1ip d1kkz@#$@#$@#
<whirr> i AM jordan lee.  Or micheal jordan.  one of those.
<_aCk> I was jordan lee, but I was involved in an accident, and
 had my boobs cut off.
<cl0ckwork> I lost my balls in the war.
<cl0ckwork> dUDERZE dO jEW gUYZ gOTZ aNKY lAWGENZ?@Q#%
<_aCk> I lost my pet frog Leroy in the war.
<whirr> i was savannah until i shot myself.  Now i'm frank sinatra.
<cl0ckwork> cMON eYE nEXOR dA lAWGFA
<cl0ckwork> FUCK
<cl0ckwork> FUCK
<_aCk> poloJr: SHUT UP BEFORE I KICK YOUR ASS, FAGGOT!
<cl0ckwork> FUCK
<cl0ckwork> FUCK
<cl0ckwork> BrassMnky: fucking pussy nigger, whore
<cl0ckwork> BrassMnky: smell like rotten cheeze
<cl0ckwork> stink
<cl0ckwork> ewww
<cl0ckwork> phew
<HeAtSeeKa> i need smutfiles.com please
<_aCk> TATO: SHUT THE FUCK UP!  WE DON'T NEED YOUR WHINY SHIT!
<cl0ckwork> close your legs
<HeAtSeeKa> !uass
<cl0ckwork> heat: fuck you
<whirr> i'm a dipstick lesbian.
<HeAtSeeKa> clock: no thanx
<_aCk> HEAT: YOU NEED SOME FUCKING UGLY ASS FAT NAKED WOMEN
 FUCKING?!~?!~?!~ WELL?!!?  ANSWER ME, FAGGOT!!!!
<cl0ckwork> heat dude you smell like tuna
<whirr> i've managed to penetrate the outer rings of uranus.
<cl0ckwork> TUNA
<cl0ckwork> TUNA
<cl0ckwork> phew
<cl0ckwork> ewwwwwwwww
<HeAtSeeKa> ack: smutfiles dont have ugly women
<whirr> hey, i know some krusty teens....
<HeAtSeeKa> nice lesbians hard core shit
<_aCk> iot: I bet you have a tremendously large penis, you
 stud you.
<_aCk> heat: Yes it does.  I have yet to find any xxx pics
 with pretty women.
<whirr> did i mention the us gov't forced me to register my
 dick as a lethal weapon?
<HeAtSeeKa> ack: well then why the fuck r u here?
<BrassMnky> Aint my bud The Cronic I wants to get fuked up.
<BrassMnky> Make my shit The Cronic I Gots to fire it up it
 up I want the Bomb i
Want the Cronic.
<BrassMnky> I gots to get fuked up Make my bud the Cronic before
 i take it home.
|/kick cl0ckwork Dats the Cronic!
<cl0ckwork> heat: jEW lEWK aT sEXORZ aLL DAY?
<cl0ckwork> hahahhaahha
<cl0ckwork> FUCK YOU
<BrassMnky> ahhhhhhhhhhhhh shit
<cl0ckwork> pussy
<HeAtSeeKa> clock: no i code all day
<cl0ckwork> HAHAHHAHAHAHAA
<HeAtSeeKa> fuck yerself u fuqin prick
<cl0ckwork> heat: SHUTUP
<cl0ckwork> tuna
<cl0ckwork> tuna
<cl0ckwork> phew
<whirr> not a second goes by that some amazon goddess isn't
 sucking on my dick.
<cl0ckwork> ewww
<cl0ckwork> ewww
<HeAtSeeKa> eye bet u jerk off all day just lookin at this
irc screen
<cl0ckwork> ewewwweweewe TUNA
* BrassMnky passes cl0ckwork a blunt of Op
* BrassMnky watches cl0ckwork takes sum puffs
<BrassMnky> DaTS Da HoOkuP.
<_aCk> heat: To fuck with you.  I'm stalking your ass.  Yeah.
  That's it.  I'm stalking you.  I'm sitting in that big, black
   van across the street from your house, and guess what?  I'm
    going to tell your mommie that you're looking at porno@#$@#$
<HeAtSeeKa> i fuqin sick bastard
<HeAtSeeKa> ack: thats good
<_aCk> heat: You bet I do@!#$@#$  MMM MMM GOOD(*&_(*&_
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<cl0ckwork> eYE lIKE cHOCHOLATE
<cl0ckwork> cHOCKHOLATE
<cl0ckwork> cHOCKHOLATE
<cl0ckwork> cHOCKHOLATE
<cl0ckwork> gIMME cHOCKOLATE
<cl0ckwork> gIMME cHOCKOLATE
<cl0ckwork> NEMESIS
<cl0ckwork> dude
<cl0ckwork> you stink too
<_aCk> heat: You bet it is, jerky.
<cl0ckwork> phew
<whirr> does anyone have directions for the offramp to the
hershey highway?
<PoloJr> Anyone have an AdultSight Pass they will trade for
 a pay site?
<cl0ckwork> PoloJR: dude i do
<whirr> anyone have money they want to trade for a swift
 kick in the nuts.  Somebody here must be into that.
<cl0ckwork> POLAR I DO
<cl0ckwork> I DO
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<whirr> someone2 watch over me.  I like that song.
<cl0ckwork> I used to rape cats..
<cl0ckwork> dogs..
<cl0ckwork> frogs..
<cl0ckwork> and shit
<whirr> i still rape lab rats.
<cl0ckwork> before i decided to move onto a more 
<cl0ckwork> saphistiacated manner of human abilites
<_aCk> I've been stupidly fucking this haitian monkey.
<whirr> ack: is her name samantha?
<_aCk> whirr: It was, but then I changed it after I shaved
 my pubes.
<cl0ckwork> i tried 
<cl0ckwork> ack you shaved your pubes?
<cl0ckwork> wow.. me too
<whirr> i remember the night that i sexed all 6 of the
 brady bunch.  Boy were they drunk.
<_aCk> cl0ck: y3p...  sm00th as a baby's 4ss@#$@#$@#$
<cl0ckwork> ack: can i feel them?
<cl0ckwork> GOD
<cl0ckwork> YOU ALL FUCKING STINK
<cl0ckwork> YOU ALL FUCKING STINK
<cl0ckwork> YOU ALL FUCKING STINK
<cl0ckwork> LIKE TUNA FUCKING
<cl0ckwork> EWWW
<whirr> i'm sorry, i just had mexican.  And then i ate some
 mexican food.
<_aCk> corpser: Hey...  I'm going to go onto your site, and
 upload a bunch of pictures of different breeds of chickens.
  Just chickens, you know, but give them titles like
   BIGTITS05.JPG and CUNTLCK5.JPG and shit.  And your clients
    will like dl those files, load them up, and see just a
     bunch of chickens not doing anything...  Wow.
<slouuugh> hello
<whirr> i can't remember how many times i've been compared
 to a spidermonkey.  It must be because i masturbate in front
  of crowds.
<cl0ckwork> slouugh, will you perform sexual intercource
 with me?
<_aCk> sfdfs: What kind of a fucked up question is that?!?
<whirr> sfdfs: only if you suck ack's dick, and then i'll
 tell you.
<slouuugh> thats 3 u's
<Hogie> who broke the list?
<cl0ckwork> Hogie: i fucked it to hard
<cl0ckwork> !list
<_aCk> hogie: I don't know, but I just cut the cheese.
<cl0ckwork> !list
<cl0ckwork> !list
<_aCk> !cyst
<_aCk> !cyst
<_aCk> !cyst
<_aCk> !cyst
<_aCk> !cyst
<_aCk> !cyst
<_aCk> !cyst
<_aCk> !cyst
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<Hogie> !cyst
<Joel> !cyst
<cl0ckwork> !cyst
<cl0ckwork> FUCK
<cl0ckwork> WHO BROKE IT
<cl0ckwork> WHO BROKE IT
<cl0ckwork> FUCKERS
<cl0ckwork> TUUUUUUUUNA
<cl0ckwork> tUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNN
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
<cl0ckwork> TUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAA
<cl0ckwork> DEN DEN
<cl0ckwork> tUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNANANNAA
<terpo_> i need l&p to mpeg city now!
<cl0ckwork> would you like to eat my cum
<cl0ckwork> ME TOO
<cl0ckwork> FUCK YOU ALL HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
<cl0ckwork> TUUUUUUNA
<cl0ckwork> YOU ALLXOR SPELLZ LIKE TUNA
<cl0ckwork> YOU ALLXOR SPELLZ LIKE TUNA
<cl0ckwork> YOU ALLXOR SPELLZ LIKE TUNA
<tato> NE1 HAVE HARDCORESEX.COM L/P
<cl0ckwork> fIXOR sTICKZ
<cl0ckwork> fIXOR sTICKZ
<cl0ckwork> tato: NODNPFSD
<tato> NE1 HAVE HARDCORESEX.COM L/P
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<cl0ckwork> FUCK
<cl0ckwork> oh
<cl0ckwork> shit
<cl0ckwork> bio
<biogen> fuCKOR juICE STIcKX?@!?
<biogen> clock
<cl0ckwork>                         . .ii||$$$$SS.
<whirr> LICK MY JUICE BOX!!!!!!@#%$!#%
<cl0ckwork>                                    `$$.
<whirr> LICK MY JUICE BOX!!!!!!@#%$!#%
<[pom]> !list
<cl0ckwork>                                     `$$.
<cl0ckwork>                          _..,ÖÖ ÖÖÖggg###&&&&$$$$$l
<whirr> LICK MY JUICE BOX!!!!!!@#%$!#%
<cl0ckwork>                          ;$$$$$.;$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$;
<cl0ckwork>                           l$$$$$ l$$$$ 1oo% $$$$$$Öl
<whirr> LICK MY JUICE BOX!!!!!!@#%$!#%
<cl0ckwork>                           ;$$$$$.;$b$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$;
<cl0ckwork>                            l$$$$$ l$$$$$ jucerz $$$ll
<cl0ckwork>                            ;$$$$$.;$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$;
<cl0ckwork>                             l$$$$$ l$ real $$$$$$$$$$l
<whirr> LICK MY JUICE BOX!!!!!!@#%$!#%
<cl0ckwork>                             ;$$$$$.;$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$;
<cl0ckwork>                              l$$$$$ l$$$ fruit $$$$$$$;
<cl0ckwork>                              ;$$$$$.;$$$$**ÐÐÐÐÐÐüüüøø
<Joel> http://www.nudevideo.com
<cl0ckwork>                                ^^^^^
<cl0ckwork> FUCK YEA
<cl0ckwork>                         . .ii||$$$$SS.
<cl0ckwork>                                    `$$.
<cl0ckwork>                                     `$$.
<cl0ckwork>                          _..,ÖÖ ÖÖÖggg###&&&&$$$$$l
<whirr> LICK MY JUICE BOX!!!!!!@#%$!#%
<cl0ckwork>                          ;$$$$$.;$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$;
<biogen> clock: play it in #ascii dood
<cl0ckwork>                           l$$$$$ l$$$$ 1oo% $$$$$$Öl
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<cl0ckwork>                           ;$$$$$.;$b$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$;
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Session Close: Sat May 17 04:10:45 1997

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