Welcome once again to our happy haunting grounds that we all know and love s irc. In a fit of embroiled assholishness, ohseven and i (windrider) decided to go pick on #addicted2warez just for the hell of it. What follows is the relatively unaltered events of that night. I would also like to mention that the guys in the channel were good sports about our little adventure. Tune in later in the pack (or earlier, i can't tell you how to go through this. you bastards.) and see out previous adventures in #quad-p and in #india. ciao bay-bee. windrider **side note: this log is provided courtesy of o7. ** Session Start: Fri May 23 02:08:15 1997 *** Now talking in #addicted2warez ( join ) AbuSeven has joined channel #addicted2warez. (synched in: 0.769 secs) hello what else should I put there hay I have a good one for you but i cant seem to find it all of 0 day warez? well no my name is mike, and i am addicted to warez. hehehe *sob* the site is only 400 megs oh mike so am I Im uping to another myself loadstone: *sob* its terrible isn't it?! ||===<\\\addicted2warez\\\\\\\>------ i'm addicted to 9 year old warez. it arouses me. But that's a whole different channel. me and terrible are like over addicted sounds like you just like 9 year olds!!!!!!!!!! whirr: hey now, none of that. *** mESSIAH__ (BGATES@208.197.144.49) has joined #addicted2warez ( join ) mESSIAH__ has joined channel #addicted2warez! are you sure you aint a pediphile loadstone: I tried to stop doing warez once, I wented into withdrawal. I almost tore my keyboard apart. hey ted you there That site is also fast as hell anyone have accel x? *** mrk (~mrk@bigdog.clemson.edu) has joined #addicted2warez ( join ) mrk has joined channel #addicted2warez. loadstone: It was a sad sight, I was without warez for an hour, and I almost died. if I am not downloading I feel I am wasting bandwidth! hey, i'm only 10. OF COURSE i like 9 year olds. what's step one in the 12 step program? mrk: You have to admit the truth. step one: bend over and accept your destiny. mrk ; hook meu p with accel x i KNOW you have it see you need help Abu messiah: i deleted it.. it sucked on my computer... *** RdWingGal (~redwingz@lnngdial97.voyager.net) has left #addicted2Warez ( leave ) RdWingGal has left channel #addicted2Warez. loadstone: I know I do, that is why I am here. you think you have a problem mrk ; ahh. ok. you have any idea where i could find it? i despise paying for programs step two: give an appreciative little grunt. that's step 2 of the program... you must start deleting warez you don't actually USE loadstone: I have my HD double-spaced 4 times, just to have room to store more warez. I never use them, just collect them. I NEED THEM! THEY GIVE ME POWER@! i just bought a 3gig scsi hd... for warez *** empirion (empirion@rs.interniq.net) has joined #addicted2warez ( join ) empirion has joined channel #addicted2warez. classic warezmonkey abuseven: see step 2 ;) I have like 2 t-3's so I can move 2-3 gig a day mrk ; you got that adaptec card? *** AngE1 (IzolaE@val-ca2-09.ix.netcom.com) has joined #addicted2warez ( join ) AngE1 has joined channel #addicted2warez. mrk: NOO!@ I cannot delete any of these warez, they are my babies! *** empirion (empirion@rs.interniq.net) has left #addicted2warez ( leave ) empirion has left channel #addicted2warez. i only open like 10% myself i just bought a 2400baud modem so that i can spend 24/7 getting warez. messiah: yeah... for $170... not bad for the fastest scsi card you can buy I have like 2 t-3's so I can move 2-3 gig a day i still have a 300 baud modem... "slower than you can type" is the motto. could ne1 hook me up wit kai's power tools *** Keyguy (Keyguy@ppp-phx-117.futureone.com) has joined #addicted2warez ( join ) Keyguy has joined channel #addicted2warez. whirr: I tried splicing into my neighbors t1, but he caught me. So now I'm stuck with my 7 ISDN lines. mrk ; nope, not bad at all. was it new or was it stolen? if you have a t-1 I can *** ZenOn (awaregrp@ts900-16117.singnet.com.sg) has joined #addicted2warez ( join ) ZenOn has joined channel #addicted2warez. *** |orwell| sets mode: +o Cuervo *** ZenOn (awaregrp@ts900-16117.singnet.com.sg) has left #addicted2warez ( leave ) ZenOn has left channel #addicted2warez. I'm back! hey key where you been abu: i'd sex0r your dead cat for one of those isdn's. I can't even send warez anymore because all my bandwidth is eaten by downloading. tried to sober up so I could drive my brother and his fiance to the airport hehehe Key you been drinkin again *** Cuervo sets mode: -bb *!*KICKFX@*.superiway.net KICKFX!*@* *** Cuervo changes topic to "´¯`·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸ No TRADING, RATIOS, or ONJOINS ·´¯`·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸¸.·´¯`·." yeah load :) hada killer headache today so I did a few shots of vodka Ok, tomorrow I'm gonna to try to *sob* delete some warez *sob. What is step 3? i prefer a couple shots of virtual valerie. ;) could ne1 hook me up wit kai's power tools shots of Vodka, what are you broke that's the best way key :) is that a cool game? step 3: kiss uranus goodbye. hey cuervo :) you still here man? :) *** mESSIAH__ (BGATES@208.197.144.49) has left #addicted2warez ( leave ) mESSIAH__ has left channel #addicted2warez! whirr: I dunnot have uranus!@ Is that a warez!@@ I must have@@#$*( yea man but not for long I hope heh heh load: yeah I'm broke I'm always broke thanks for bringing up a painful subject. ya bastard abu: probe to uranus is the newest warez sensation. whirr: You must give! LOL yeah. probe to uranus? that rocks :_) whirr: Do not hold out!@ I must have! I am convulsing, I need!@ GIMME hey Key I'll have somebody get you a couple credit card numbers!!!!!!! *** AngE1 (IzolaE@val-ca2-09.ix.netcom.com) has left #addicted2warez ( leave ) AngE1 has left channel #addicted2warez. cool load :) abu: sure i'll give you a copy of a probe to uranus. just swing by my site. heh heh wirr :) http://subtle.warez.com/probe/uranus/now.html whirr: whats the IP? Is Probe To Uranus a CD rip? If so, I need to find a site with the FULL CD! I dunnot get cd rips'. lol *** mrk (~mrk@bigdog.clemson.edu) has left #addicted2warez ( leave ) mrk has left channel #addicted2warez. abu: that's the full cd babybee!! whirr: OH MY GOD YES! i cracked uranus all by myself. has anyone else had probs with the audio part of cake6? whirr: Thats cool man, ohh, now i feel the nice glow of afterwarez. * AbuSeven lights one up. abu: feel like a cigarette? ;) hahahha whirr: already puffing big boy. * Keyguy lights up a marlboro light 100 menthol..... ah..... nicotine.... was it as good for you as it was for me? its a subconcious impulse so anything new tonight? whirr: It was better. whirr: It is better to receive than give. just went to see The Lost World: Jurrasic Park was it cool wiser? hahahhaa, i prefer to give instead of receive. whirr: ahh well then, all the better for me, and my sorry warez needing ass. Keyguy: it was ok.. not as good as the first one wiser was it good? ok really? cause the previews make it out to be better Cuervo: it was ok.. not as good as the first one damn it's mpt out here till tommorrow but then they always do that shit Key: yea, the preview looked really good, the ending was kinda stupid that figures the preview i had of that probe to uranus was a lot more appealing than the actual game. whirr: Ahh, this ware should satisfy me for hours, its 23 gig madness. *** Cuervo sets mode: -o Cuervo heh heh whirr :) *** Marijuna (ddd@wok5-01.memphis.edu) has joined #addicted2warez ( join ) Marijuna has joined channel #addicted2warez. *** Marijuna (ddd@wok5-01.memphis.edu) has left #addicted2warez ( leave ) Marijuna has left channel #addicted2warez. whirr: Oh, well, I don't plan on playing the game, its the receiving I like. abu: damn right, it puts wingcommander3 to shame for the space it takes up. fuckin A I am bored whirr: I'm going to have to doublespace again I think to fit the final 300 disks. [Keyguy SOUND] abu: you get as much as you can and you're still not satisfied, are you? you truly are addicted to...warez. Abu: final 300 disks? whirr: I must have warez. (M:) (mrk!~mrk@bigdog.clemson.edu) PING to #ascii detected. (replied) wiser: Yes, its 2103 disks. whirr: that's when you get a cdr :) I need a cd-r. anyone got one to spare? :) hehheh a burner just doesn't light my fire. abu: what's 2103 disks? wiser: ask whirr, but I think this game was a 25 cd set. 25 cds? hahahahahaha wiser: "Probe to Uranus" the warez sensation Probe to Uranus is 2103 disks. i'll give you the site address. oh yea.. I have that game too :) http://subtle.warez.com/probe/uranus/now.html whirr: are you for real? whirr: Thats not likely to work right now, I have all my 7 isdn lines on there leeching that game. wiser U been drinking or something? abu: so you're the one sucking up the bandwidth... heh heh cuervo :) whirr: all the bandwidth is mine, I own that bandwidth. wiser: i'm always real. well I been drinking starting to lose my buzz though you guys are killin my buzz :( curervo: nope.. :) just locked in my room right now and starving and it feels creepy here amuse me damn it I cannot type sober Keyguy...much less drunk abu: maybe i'll just flip the power switch at around disk 1900. h0h0h0 hey key a vodka buzz no less wiser: Sounds like a good time to play "Probe to Uranus" haha Wiser Cuervo: just found out the girl moved out already.. woohoo :) :) :) yeah load :) nothin wrong with a vodka buzz :) actually, i'll wait until disk 1981. abu: you wanna probe what? I can leave my room.. damn it. go probe your own anys wiser: No, its the game, Probe to Uranus, its fun as hell, but huge. anus even :) heh heh fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck I love that word brb need more vodka fuck fuck and fuck hey load ummmm ok lets fuck? abu: remember: to complete the first level, you have to penetrate the outer rings of uranus. Breaking uranus into two moons will end the game. whirr: woah, thats rad. ted you there I need that IP this is going a bit too far shit. I hit my damn head on my ceiling fan... fucker.... *** kimberly (unknown@liv3-25.transport.com) has joined #addicted2warez ( join ) kimberly has joined channel #addicted2warez. whirr: I never thought that "Probe to Uranus" could be so fun. Cuervo: yea.. you're right, I didn't like parting of the moons * Keyguy bashs his fan to shit *** kimberly (unknown@liv3-25.transport.com) has left #addicted2warez ( leave ) kimberly has left channel #addicted2warez. hey Keyguy that was your hair cut!!!!!!!!! heh heh load :) i'm guessing that abu is still sucking the bandwidth that the rest of you are trying to get onto. probably whirr whirr: that'd be correct sir. that vampire "hadly downloaded a virus....... "hadly"........" hahahahaha keyguy: Hey man, I'm just leeching probe to uranus. cool abu. its a great game. don't break the two moons man :) don't forget, each of you will soon be able to get your own 'probe to uranus' just by asking a warez friend. Just be prepared for it to take a while. keyguy: But I thought thats how you win? heh heh FUCK! and don't settle for the cd rip either. * Keyguy is tearing his hair out from boredom *** ^Anubis (cybermule@1Cust40.Max37.Los-Angeles.CA.MS.UU. NET) has joined #addicted2warez ( join ) ^Anubis has joined channel #addicted2warez. somebody let me nuke them for amusement k? abu: no, you have to penetrate the rings of uranus to complete the first mission. If you crack uranus apart you'll lose the game. *** Trooper (trooper@phx-ts1-9.doitnow.com) has joined #addicted2warez ( join ) Trooper has joined channel #addicted2warez. <^Anubis> anyone got a serial # for agent 1.1? whirr: ohh, ok, I see, so you try to go in as far as you can without breaking uranus? <^Anubis> anyone got a serial # for agent 1.1? *** Beesh (xxx@193.12.78.14) has joined #addicted2warez ( join ) Beesh has joined channel #addicted2warez. *** |Monkey| (Monkey@pt-a03-pool-160.tmns.net.au) has joined #addicted2warez ( join ) |Monkey| has joined channel #addicted2warez. yeah abu. now go penetrate uranus hehheh abu: something like that. But landing on the surface means you've shot past the outer rings. keyguy: man, I still have a thousand or so disks to download first. I'll probe to uranus later. no. no. go probe URanus :) keyguy: I'll probe to uranus later man, just chill for a second. abu: maybe you give send him the game demo. * Keyguy lights up a smoke... that just made no sense. maybe you could send him the game demo. THERE we go. damn. is there anything fun to do tonight? whirr: No, I think your brain is mush because you have been probing to uranus too much lately. <^Anubis> ? that game must kill brain cells. <^Anubis> anyone know where I can get agent .99? *** KuTiL (BasKoM@access-tc-028.aicom.com) has joined #addicted2warez ( join ) KuTiL has joined channel #addicted2warez. sorry anubis. don't kow abu: yeah, i've been playing it way too much. Watch out for mission 69 where it's a parody of 'the fantastic voyage'. know even later I'm going to bed now l8ter cuervo man good night cuervo whirr: woah, really? That is rad, I'm going to probe to uranus as soon as i finish downloading it. and thanks again bro *** AngE1 (IzolaE@val-ca2-09.ix.netcom.com) has joined #addicted2warez ( join ) AngE1 has joined channel #addicted2warez. bp night all hold down the fort load ( signoff ) Cuervo has quit IRC (irc.N for mIRC) hey load? abu: just make sure you insert the right password otherwise you'll never get anywhere near the opening to probe to uranus. everyone must try their hand at Probe to Uranus, its a mucho fun game. does ne1 knows a site with theme hospital?? whirr: What is the password man?! Is it on your site? not I kutil *** Trooper (trooper@phx-ts1-9.doitnow.com) has left #addicted2warez ( leave ) Trooper has left channel #addicted2warez. hey Key I'm here bro just busy movin warez you know hey man just checkin *** st20c (st20c@charity.ucr.edu) has left #addicted2warez ( leave ) st20c has left channel #addicted2warez. The t-3 is fast as hell tonight ( signoff ) |Monkey| has quit IRC (I'm so HAPPY I can hardly contain myself!!!) woah, monkey must have just gotten probe to uranus abu: the password is in prburns.txt in the directory. does ne1 knows a site with theme hospital?? pls msg me! whirr: are there any hamsters in Probe to Uranus? heh heh abu :) been hangin out with gerbil penacole? abu: there is a fleet battle near the end, but you can't use hamsters. whirr: ahha, ok cool, I be sure to probe that directory thoroughly for that file. <^Anubis> anyone know where Ican get a crack for agent 1.1? nope anubis. sorry bud [Keyguy SOUND] whirr: No hamsters? Oh well, its still a k-legit game. -> [keyguy] SOUND MY ANUS abu: and if that doesn't work, check the crack for uranus in the crk-urns.zip file. whirr: will do, I like using cracks, I crack warez that don't even need to be cracked. I wonder if anyone actually thinks that game is real :) keyguy: What do you mean, "real" ? raise your hand if you think probe to uranus is real * AbuSeven raises his hand, both of them, then kneels on his hands and knees. I guarantee that your very own Probe to Uranus is the most real thing you'll ever experience using your computer. ha ha whirr whirr: It better be, I mean, after all, it is 23 gigs. <^Anubis> anyone know where Ican get a crack for agent 1.1? no thanks I don't probe urnaus. so don't probe mine anubis: Check the site that has "Probe to Uranus" on it.. I found it had alot of cracks. If u get the cheat for probe to uranus, u can automatically start out with the hamster and the tube! besides. I used to have a girlfirend that wanted to probe my anus. so I probed hers first then she cried and it was a mess so she stopped that nonsense after that * Caterina has her site up 206.88.129.35 l&p warez 2 user max, uploads appreciated! * Caterina is away. /msg's logged! my anus ???? ew. what are you guys talking about. We start off discussing warez and you guys take it down a sickening road. ;) keyguy: man, don't mess with other peoples Probe to Uranus's. have i missed something?? LOL roflolpms whirr: man, i'm trying to crack my warez habit, and you give me this awesome new game, "Probe to Uranus" to download. brb need more vodka * AngE1 probes every anus in this room its my once a month binge time abu: it would seem that everyone wants their own probe to uranus.... not me nope not my anus probe uranus including your keyguy you probe your own anus whirr: Yea, too bad I'm hogging all the bandwidth on your PT Uranus site. i did angel. I'll show you a probe... [Keyguy SOUND] with all that bandwith how deep are the files heh heh terriblet: They were embedded in several sub-directories. Really far down the tree. make sure you get past the klingons in the first ring of uranus too or you'll get stuck several files..... sounds like a french anus later ppl ( signoff ) tripps has quit IRC (Cðuñtdðwn tð Extiñctioñ v2.0 - Get it at (http://members.aol.com/WarFreak/)) hey tripps damn OUch, I hate it when I get stuck, and in a huge game like Probe To Uranus, I think I'm bound to get stuck. Dylithuim crystals are what you need to get unstuck ( signoff ) whirr has quit IRC (Read error: 54 (Connection reset by peer)) ** side note: FUCK DO I HATE PORT LIMITS! *** nono. KY crystals :) terriblet: REally, what do they do? heh heh LOL * AngE1 probes every anus in this room, again ange: but when are you going to Probe to Uranus? * Keyguy grabs angel and probes all the way to pluto * Caterina has her site up 206.88.129.35 l&p warez 2 user max, uploads appreciated! . LOL I kill me :) ( signoff ) ^Anubis has quit IRC (off to see the wizard) *CHAOS* AND *PROBING* ange: Come on, we can Probe To Uranus together, just let me finish downloading. *** Grand_Waz (grandwazoo@anxp29.sc.centuryinter.net) has joined #addicted2warez ( join ) Grand_Waz has joined channel #addicted2warez. brb * Caterina is away. /msg's logged! holy shit. haldf and half vodka does not taste good *** Grand_Waz (grandwazoo@anxp29.sc.centuryinter.net) has left #addicted2warez ( leave ) Grand_Waz has left channel #addicted2warez. * Keyguy drinks some and then cringes * Caterina has her site up 206.88.129.35 l&p warez 2 user max, uploads appreciated! . is away tweeking this damn Memphis after the reformat C: /s trip *** Xclan (Xclan@sjc-ca1-03.ix.netcom.com) has joined #addicted2warez ( join ) Xclan has joined channel #addicted2warez. This channel needs to wake the fuck up! hrrrm what wake up? hey xclan :) keyguy: Sorry, just busy reading some stuff about Probe to Uranus Hello Keyguy heh heh abu :) are you serious Abu? keyguy: got some screen shots of the probe, and uranus and everything. xclan: why wouldn't i be? sounds like a pun damn it. whose been passing out pictures of uranus? I told them not to do that! like that yeah clan :) keyguy: well, I dunno. I just managed to find them someplace. kind of a stupid thing going on in here tonight is away tweeking this damn Memphis after the reformat C: /s trip keyguy: just hype over the new game, you know, Probe to Uranus. right abu. right ;) idde ide ide idie ( leave ) jOhSeven has left channel #addicted2warez! Session Close: Fri May 23 03:23:36 1997 SAUCE00#ADDICTED2WAREZ - Juan is king Various People Quad-P Productions 199706 2¿\