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!@#$% odd that when you have to pee bad and when u do you feel good !@#$% 
                                                                          
 ack..another month. another newsletter forced upon you. phooze shall be  
 all newsletters now on...and that is part of this months news that will  
 revealed to you in a matter of moments(or never if your scroller broke)  
 regardless, polyester is on pack number two.   brief discussion of this  
 is later.                                                                
                                                                          
!@#$%  artificial intelligence is _no_ match for natural stupidity  %$#@! 
                                                                          
 ok, now on with the good sctuff..(ugh isnt that a cool word: sctuff. it  
 just kinda rolls of your tongue..schtuff...anyway on with the massacre:  
 here at polyester we are so talented that we know stuff (schtuff,maybe)  
 that is beyond the call of your average ansi/ascii group.  yes, we dare  
 to know something:  (irc log from late dec late night):                  
                                                                          
 <koDEN> there's some guy in #rgu trying to say a t1 is faster than a t3  
 <phooze> #rgu?                                                           
 <koDEN> #rgu = home of the 714 elite                                     
 <phooze> oh                                                              
 <phooze> but a t1 is faster, here's why:                                 
 <koDEN> :)                                                               
 <phooze> ok: a t1 has one byte of transmittion for each byte of data: (  
 +hence 't1') while a t3 has three transmittions for each byte of data..  
 +one for the CTS byte, another for actual data,and the 3rd byte for the  
 +CRC on the second. so therefore the t1 is faster but less reliable for  
 +errors that come from line noise (gotta have fiber optic line noise..)  
 (koDEN doesnt respond, personally i think he realized he was wrong!)     
                                                                          
!@#$%  two guys walk into a bar ... the third one ducks - intensity %$#@! 
                                                                          
 (intensity grabs the keyboard and demands himself to be heard.)          
                                                                          
   ok... i am here.. i came into the group hrm... what was it saturday..  
 yeah...saturday the 20th so i have been here for a short amount of time  
 at first it was just a casual thing to do over xmas break,but polyester  
 is an intersting combination, akin to the diamond in the rough theory..  
 of course there are a bunch of lameass groupie people who are in for no  
 reason i can see (not mentioning any names), but there is some true raw  
 talent, that is improving.. sure this is nothing like acid or any other  
 groups i have been in, because it is close-knit and relatively politics  
 free group... high productivity - due to less critisism and more help..  
 anyways enough chit-chat..my intentions are to simply ride along & help  
 along with tK and some other backbone members..... things will start to  
 rock here and we will prolly take the scene by storm  ;)... anyways..on  
 to less personal stuff... (as if there is much heh..)                    
                                                                          
                      -+-chapter 2.. whoops -+-                           
                                                                          
ù i came in this month replacing drseuss as inet coordinator, in addition 
 to being a senior staffer.. he was then reduced to a vga primate/gopher  
                                                                          
ù grey became the new ascii dpt head,replacing empty who quit due to time 
 management problems (cough) traitor (cough)                              
                                                                          
ù kryptik aka "dead elmo" became a groupie... non-official, but hey, he's 
 our human pinata...                                                      
                                                                          
ù bC was christened senior staffer...for no apparent reason (biased cmnt) 
                                                                          
ù phooze is now the offical pr head (bwahhaha..), who after all that hard 
 work on the spiffy website needed some sort of title.. ;x (phooze pipes  
 in: www.cris.com/~Lobe/poly)                                             
                                                                          
ù stupid people were bountiful on the net..ranging from your average joe  
 lamer to super-morons (cough) pyscho (cough)
                                                                          
ù people who had fruitcake this season die the first of '97...            
                                                                          
 i am running out of goodies due to uhh sleep deprivation, so ..must not  
 give keyboard back to phooze... must not.... must *clunk*                
                                                                          
!@#$%  "everybody knows that the world is full of stupid people.."  %$#@! 
                                                                          
 did you ever wonder...?  me too.  no seriously, take a moment to think:  
 taken it? good.  ok..your brain is all warmed up. remember those little  
 sleepovers you used to go to where the guy who fell asleep first always  
 pissed his pants?  what ever happened to this common yet old fad?  why:  
 did it disappear?  solve that one yet? ok, so you think you're all good  
 now well (courtesy of RaD #10) why did the toga go out of style? it was  
 relatively comfortable, and nice looking on both men and women. so what  
 led to the toga's demise?  (see?  they get harder!@)   why do computers  
 work sometimes after cold booting their sorry ass? uh huh...and now for  
 the case cracker:  where in the hell can i find polyester?!?   that's a  
 hard one if youre an average joe. so get a dog and name him clue.we are  
 on irc (efnet servers) at #polyester, www.cris.com/~Lobe/poly, in which  
 you can a) vote on our work, b) view our latest news 4) view our member  
 listing ë) (members only, available pdq) login to the polyester message  
 board û) download any pack.  so mozilla your sorry ass to poly www site  
 and repent for not going sooner.                                         
                                                                          
!@#$% old king cole decreed it, & ever since its known as coles law %$#@! 
                                                                          
 on a final note, our guest member this month (liquid soap) did not have  
 any submissions..and he wouldnt tell us why. (hes also planning to join  
 so i hear..anyway i was asked (as a hierarchal thing, you never mention  
 who.) but that's quite peculiar he cant tell us.  keep an eye on him...  
 hehehhehehwhahabhwhahahwmuhahwhahaha