say hello to Jan, the *OFFICIAL* Odelay FAT BASTARD.

    \|/  . . .  \|/
    (_)   \|/   (_)
      \  _o O_  /      _  uNF uNF uNF! i'M sO uNBEARABLY fUCKING fAT!
      _\(__*__)/_      \__
     (__       __)
     /'         `\
    ( oOoO___OoOo )
     \_)(_) (_)(_/
      (__)   (__)

shudder... and now back to the rest of the pack. uuRGh.