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stolen tofu was
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<stranger>- "Hey you , what are you doing here???

<Joe> Shit, your gig is up.. what's with all this tofu?

<stranger> alrite, i give up.. I am Trafous, the last of the T
ofu 
Worshippers...i stole d' tofu to sacrifise to the 
almighty Tofu God in the sky!

<Joe> Well.. you've been found..  U must go to jail for this,
 this
hidious crime!

<stranger> i will not go with out a fight.. if i can't sacrif
ice
       Tofu.. i will sacrifice MYSELF!!! muha
hahahah


<Joe> NOOooooooooooo
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.-trent reznor


The End ...? 
SAUCE00Lego Land/Vegan/Sacrifise          dead soul           mistigris           19970723Ñ"

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