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Believe it or not, Unix has a sense of humour:

 % cat "food in cans"
 cat: can't open food in cans
 > % nice man woman
 No manual entry for woman.
 > % rm God
 rm: God nonexistent
 > % ar t God
 ar: God does not exist]
 > % ar r God
 ar: creating God
 > % "How would you rate Quayle's incompetence?
 Unmatched ".
 > % [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?
 Missing ].
 > % ^How did the sex change operation go? ^
 Modifier failed.
 > % If I had a ( for every $ the Congress spent, what
 would I have?
 Too many ('s.
 > % make love
 Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop. >
 % sleep with me
 bad character
 > % got a light?
 No match.
 > % man: why did you get a divorce? man::
 Too many arguments.
 > % !:say, what is saccharine?
 Bad substitute.
 > % %blow
 %blow: No such job.
 > /* not csh but sh */
 $ PATH=pretending!/usr/ucb/which sense no
 sense in pretending!
 > $ drink <bottle; opener
 bottle: cannot open
 opener: not found

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