laza   rus

  ßßÛÛÛÜÜ ßßÛÛÛÛÜ    ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÜ ßßÛÛÛÛÜßÛÛÛßßÛÛÜ ßßÛÛÛÜÜ ßÛÛÛÜ ÜÛÛßßÛÛÜ
ÛÛÛ    ÞÛÛÝÛÛÛ        ÛÛÛ  ÞÛÛÝÛÛÛÛÛÛ   ÛÛÛ  ÛÛÛ    ÛÛÛ Þ²ÛÝÛÛÛ
±°  ÛÛÛ ÞÝ ÛÛÛ ÞÛÛÝ Þ²°  ÛÛÛ   ÛÛÛ ÞÛÛÝ Ý ÛÛ² Ý ÞÛÛÝ ²ÛÛ ÞÝ ÛÛÛ  ßßÛÜÜ  ÜÜܲ
²²Ý  ÛÛÛ Þ ÞÛ²Ý  Û²Û  Ý  ²ÛÛ Þ Þ²ÛÝ  ÛÛÛ Þ ÛÛÛ ²Ý ÛÛÛ ÛÛÛ Þ° ²²Û  ÜÜ  ßß²ÜÜ  ßßÛ
²ÛÝ  ²ÛÛ°ÛÛÜÜ Þß²ÝÛÛÛ  Ý  Û²ÜÜ ÞÛ²Ý  ²ÛÛ ß ÞÛÛÝ Þ²Û Þ² ÛÛÛ  ±ÛÜÜÜ  ßß²Ü  ß
ßÛÝ  Þ²²  ÞÞ²Ý ßßß°°²  Þ²²  ß Þ°ÞÝ ßßß ß²  Þ²ÝÜÜÞ²²ß  °Û²  ß Û²Û  ²²Û²ÛÜÜ  °ßÛ  ÞTsk °ÛÛ ÜÜ ß Þ °ÝÞ°ßÜ Ü ÜÜ ß Þ°°Ý °ßÛ ß°ßÜ   Þ°ßÝ  Þ²ÛÝ           Þ°ÞÝ 
°°ßßß    ÜÜ ß ßßÜÝÞÝÜ  ßß    ÜÜ°Þ  °Þ   ß°ßÜ  ßÜ°ÜÜßßß            ° ²  
  ßßßÜÜÛÜÜ    ßßß   Üß       ßßß ßÜÜ  ÜÜ°ßÝ    ßß             Ü°Üß  
ßßßÜÜÜ    ÜÜßß  ßßÜÜ       ÜÜÜßßß      
ßßß ßß  ß Üßß                   ßÞÝ     
ß
 -> stuff and all <-

grind king here, hi.  another happy month for us lazarus kids, despite it    being really slooowww.  almost all of us were productive, except for wyvern,    who just simply vanished.  come in, wyvern.  

mad props to everyone for being cool this month.

there were no changes to the memberlist, either.  speaking of which, go and
 check it out - more portraits were added!!  if you are in lazarus, and you are
 reading this, and you haven't done a protrait - go do one now!!@#!@

    delegates from lazarus met in the sarnia to discuss important group-type
 things.  hennifer, warpus, hachi and myself were present.  our friends nitris,
 make, shadow hunter, erratic, unpossible and brandis were there too.  iceage
 (our american counterpart) tried to attend but was held by canadian customs     under the suspition of international espionage.  bowling ensued.               
interesting developments have been developing in the group, lately.  aside
 for our upcoming top-secret coded project, expect the launch of our net-savvy
 web page from neophyte in the next month or so.  we're wired!@@#  [hennifer's
 note:  "SHUT UP!!"]

  -> everything you never really wanted to know about lazarus <-

    *  the group was formed under the influence of scary driving, smokey atmos-
 phere and SNFU!

*  we were almost called FANSi.  feeling like a bad hangover the following
 day, the name was quickly changed.

*  the hennifer, grind king, warpus and hachi first met and fell in love at
 an overnight stay, where they all read about their lipstick personalities.     
    *  mexican lazbians = 1

*  lazarus members support the anti-phear movement, and fully endorse the 
 word "beware" as a happy alternative.

*  while iceage is a stud, he was never unsane.

*  aside from ansi, most of our members engage themselves in various other
 scenes.  most noteable are the the popular london style pole-avoiding, tree-  
 climbing and female-impersonating scenes.  there have also been numerous
 reports of lazarus members skanking any dance floor in sight.  more news on
 that later.


 -> the mud squad - issue 1, by neophyte <-

    " Why mud? Because we fall in it a lot! "

    So anyways, we were out on the first Mud Squad journey.  The Mud Squad
 being our little task force set out to find rippers of ansi, ascii, and any
 other form of art.

    Yeah, we were the ones who took down the likes of Acid Jazz, Crime Boss, 
 and many many more.  Most of our victims were in the PD and warez scene and it
 was not necessary to make it a public issue.

    It was Hennifer, Grindking, Iceage and myself.  We all hopped into
 Hennifer's car (uhh Henny do you have a car? =) and set off.  With laser beams
 in hand, we chased many an art ripper down that night.

    There was this guy named "Hot Stuff" and he had ripped over 30 ansi's for
 his board "Hot Stuff's Board". Yeah, we attacked him with our super-plasma      lazer-o-matic 3000's and sucked him into our electronic trapping device 
 (there was this guy named Egon, and one day i beat him up and took his traps -  no idea who he was though).  Suddenly, this big green ghost made out of slime
 slime jumped out of the trap and started to slime us!

    "I'VE BEEN SLIMED!!!" screamed Hennifer in agony. "Now what will my girl-
 friend think?!!?"

    Every single one of us opened fire on the evil green glob, but it just
 wouldn't die.  Suddenly I spotted hair on the head of this evil goober!

    "Look! It's wearing a mask!"

    We all ran at the ghost and RIPPED its mask off.  It was none other than
 RadMan, of Acid Productions!!        

    "Let me explain.. uhh.. give me a minute to think of something to get me
 out of this.. uhh.." blabbered Radman.  "Uhh.. want free ansi? I got lots of
 free ansi!"

    "Oh yeah?  Then how come there were only three pics in Acid-52?"

    "Uhh.. you probably weren't looking hard enough.."

    "Throw him in the VAULT!"

    We took him back to headquarters and threw him in the "vault", an electron-
 ic jailing mechanism used for art rippers (not that RadMan ripped any ansi, we  just don't like him =)

    So we got in the car and our female secretary Warpus passed us our lunches.
 "Thanks Warpus!," we all yelled in unison.

    We drove down Main St. and suddenly there was this Unsane logo spray-
 painted on a wall.. except the sig didn't say UNS it said VQH.

    "VQH? Who the hell is that?"

    "Quick! To the ansi-mobile!"

    We hurried back into Henny's car and took off after the menace who caused
 this heinous crime.  Ten minutes later, we found a big fat 17 year old kid
 with glasses and a baseball cap (surprise, surprise) spray painting an old 
 Napalm pic on the side of a bus.  We hid in the bushes and stayed there until
 we saw him sign the pic "VQH".  As soon as he did this, we leapt out of the
 bushes, and opened fire.  He ran around the corner, and by the time we could
 look around it, he was gone. 

    "SHIT!  We almost had him.  He is going to PAY!"

    We ran down the alley that was around the corner in pursuit of the villain.
 He was far ahead of us, and we knew we most likely were not going to catch him
 but we tried anyways.  He ran into a bar called "Corosive".

    We just about didn't notice the name of the bar, but when we did it baffled
 us.        

    "Is.. it.. could it be.. the.. famous Corosive?"

    "Oh my god.. let's get Penn!"

    So we walked into Corosive and looked around. Some guy who had cheese on
 his head walked up to the bar and said, "Hey Penn,  gimme another scotch,
 man.." Penn passed the man a Scotch and the man walked away.

    "Hey.. are you Penn?"

    "Yeah. You eye'in me boy?"

    "Whoah.. I'm Neophyte.. remember me?  You drew me those 300,000 ansi's for
 Omlette!"

    "Oh yeah!  'Sup man?  So who are your friends?"

    "That's Hennifer, Grind King, and Iceage."

    "NO WAY?!!?  Cool!  So what can i do for you?"

    "We just chased a fat 17 year old kid in here for ripping an ansi, any idea
 who he is?  He JUST ran in here.."

    "He went out the back.." We started to leave - "HEY!  Neo!  You owe me a
 LOT of ansi, man!"

    I =)'d and we ran through the back door.  We asked some bum if he saw the
 guy, but he said he'd only tell us if we drew him an ansi.  Henny swiftly
 forward and showed him his skills.  In a matter of 5 minutes, he was done the
 most elite logo that the bum had ever seen.  Suddenly he ripped his crappy
 hooded sweatshirt off, and stood up.

    "HALASTER!@"

    "That's right!  Let's go get that ansi ripper!"

    "Wait for me?"

    "Who's that???"

    "Are you guys the Lazarus guys?"

    "Yes."

    "Hey, i'm cheeze, can i help you guys?"

    "Uhh sure.  But you gotta take that cheese off your head.  It smells real
 bad".

     - To be continued.. -


 -> bye <-

    that about does it for now.  don't forget to look at the pack.  i think
 hennifer will relieve me of my inability to write, and entertain you next
 month.

     - grind king
         lazarus co-tyrant

SAUCE00lazarus (pack #3) news & info      lazarus             lazarus             19970203ÿ/

PÊ