"hey brad, seriously, how bout some gay sex?" -meatpod (on the telephone)

<M`> quest_ you came into ascii earler ....said you call this art ...well i
 have news for you ..i call this shit a porn channel full of perverts
 ..devitis weird wacky ppl ..u have no idea what art is ..a fag like you
 thinks art is some one to screw ..i feel sorry for you....you are a lost
 cause ..a jerk ...ok now you can kick me...have a nice night 

.%[pariahFAT!pariah@breaks.for.alienz.org]%. all that frozen penis stuff..
 don't you have any sympathy for john bobbit? 
.%[pariahFAT!pariah@breaks.for.alienz.org]%. I'm serious.. what if john 
bobbit was one of the prominent ascii scene people?  

<shrimp> aHHHHHHHHHHH
<shrimp> AH
<shrimp> HELP
<pHONz> oh no, shrimp is having his first orgasm