Blender #26 :::::::::::: Kitchen Appliances//Rebelling//Taco Bell The Shadowy figure Raced Across The Hard Stone Floor. It was Finally time. They called Him Crazy. They called him Insane. But what Did They Know? Soon the worldwould know His Name only. For He was the One who would Revolutionize Taco Sauce everywhere. So what if the Tests Had Showen His Sauce To Be Poison? The Figure emptied a Vail of Green liquid into the Taco Bell Secret Sauce Vats. It Had Begun ............. мп мп м EYe aM BuBbLiNG VaT OF мп м п м TaCO SAuCE!! 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Ever Since he and his other Fellow Alien Monks Took over the world (See Impact.ans >>Impacts Blender #20 Entry<<), Life had been Good. And Today Achmed had heard a Rumor that there was a new Special Taco Sauce!. Achmed was about to take a bite. Then he suddenly hada thaught : "As i am eating this Taco, millions of other people are biting into Taco's at the same time!!". His mind began to wander at this strange thaught.. and he placed his Taco Back down on his plate. Just then, like he had imagened, Every single person sitting at a Taco Bell all bit into their Taco's At the sameTime..... And every single one of them dropped dead instantly.  ,ygg ,d$$$$ ggggggg .---Taco Sauce l$$$$$$,$$$$$$$$$.  l$$$$$$,d$$$$$b. .---Taco `Y$$$$"$$$"  '^"" Achmed looked around the room in surprise"! "No Fun Ruling A Planet Where Everyone who enjoys Taco's Is Dead" ... Achmen Was about to return to his  Monastary in Venice, but.. he thaught he might do all the planets recently  departed Taco Lovers a Favour.. sooo.. he went into the kitchen of the main Taco Bell and was going to start Cleaning the Kitchen Appliances when....... ммммммлл мммммллллллллллААБ DIE ACHMED!!!!!!мллллллллпп \\ллллллллн ммммммлл ллллллллллмммллллллллллААБ лллллллллллллллллллпп лллллллллллллллллллн ммммммлл мллллллллллллллллллллмллллллллллААБ мллллллллллллллллллмллллллллпп мллллллллллллллллллллллллплллн мллллллллллллллллллллллллл- Crazy Fork ммллллллллллллллллппп ммллллллллллллллллллп млллллллллллллллллпппп млллллллллллллппп ллллллллллпп пллллпп  They started to move!! Achmed glanced at them... they were covered in a Green Taco Sauce! "We are Tired of Being Used as just normal Appliances!!! We Want To Rule a Part Of the world too!" Achmen thaught back to The Green Taco Sauce!...itmust be whats controlling them, he thaught. Achmed Tried to Reason With them... .. He told them they would need a political official, and because they didnt have one.. they couldn't rule.... but just then.... a figure stepped out of the shadows..Achmed Gasped... it was Th3 CraZee GuY Without a NamE! Achmed Began to get scared... If Th3 CraZee GuY Without a NamE! was the Kitchen Applainces  leader, He and the world Had No Hope... So He called in his army. His amry  Consited of : The Warrior Monks!, The CIA, The MIB, The NFA, The IRS < I Told You i Payed My Taxes!> and the Staff from CRaHZY ACm3D UsED APPlIAnCE SAlES! butThe Kitchen Appliances Quickly Poked and Stabbed and Grated Cheese on them till they were reduced to a pile of Ash.    л_.,oiooi%%S5555S%%iooio,._   л ,d$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$b.    ,d$$$$$$$$5555$$$$$$$$$$$$$5555$$$$$b.  $$$$$$$$5555$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$5555$$$$$$$$$л Im An IRS Guy and I've BEen $$$$$$$$$$$55$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$55$$$$$$$$$$л Reduced to Ash!!  `Y$$$$$$$$$$$55$$$$$$$$$$$$$$55$$$$$$P'л  //  ,d$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$5$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$5$$$$$$b.л    ,$$$$$$P§"'^Y$$$$$$$$$$$P§"'^Y$$$$$$$$$$$$$.л   ,d$$$$$$l gggg `Y$$$$$$$$l gggg `Y$$$$$$$$$$$$b. |$$$$$$$$.`Y$$b. `Y$$$$$$. `Y$$b. `Y$$$$$$$$$$| `$$$$$$$$$ `Y$$$b. l$$$$$$ `Y$$b. l$$$$$$$$$'  $$$$$$$$$$b, '^§§§` $$$$$$$b, '^§§` $$$$$$$$$л  `$$$$$$$$$$$b.,d$$$$$$$$$b.,d$$$$$$$$'л  `Y$$$$$$$$$$$baod$$$$$$$$$$$$$baod$$$$$$$$P' l$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$P§§"'^`"§§Y$$$$$$$$$$$$l l$$$$$$$$$$$$P' `Y$$$$$$$$$l '4$$$$$$$$$i   i$$$$$$F` `"§іS$$$$.,a@&S$$$S&@a,.$Sі§"' `"§іS$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$l  `"§іS$$$$$$$$$$$l `"§іS$$$$$$$l `$$$$$$l  `Y$$$P' "Where Gonna Name This TACO HELL" Th3 CraZee GuY Without a NamE! screamed  Insanely!!!!  .;ilNT$Q$TNli;. ,s%S$^$S%s.,s%S$^$S%s.,s%S$^$S%s. ,dlllNNTN TNNl$TTb. ,d$$$$$ $$$$$b. ,d$$$$$ $$$$$b. ,d$$$$$ $$$$$b. dNNNTNlNNT NlTNlNNTNb $$$$$$$ $$$$$$$ $$$$$$$ $$$$$$$ $$$$$$$ $$$$$$$ .NNTTNlNTTN TTNlNTTNT$. $$$$$$$ $$$$$$$ $$$$$$$ $$$$$$$ $$$$$$$ $$$$$$$ TTNNlNlNNTT NlTNlNNTNbl $$$$$$$ $$$$$$$ $$$$$$$ $$$$$$$ $$$$$$$ $$$$$$$ '~~^`"§іЄЅN TTNlNTTNT$l $$$$$$$ $$$$$$$ $$$$$$$ $$$$$$$ $$$$$$$ $$$$$$$  QiiQMNQiiii $$$$$$$ $$$$$$$ $$$$$$$ $$$$$$$ $$$$$$$ $$$$$$$    QiiiQiiQQAN $$$$$$$ $$$$$$$ $$$$$$$ `"§іS$$ $$$$$$$ $$$$$$$   ;;O;lNNQQMl $$$$$$$ $$$$$$$ $$$$$$$ $$S%s,. $$$$$$$ $$$$$$$   ;lMQOMMMMQQ $$$$$$$^$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$ $$$$$$$ $$$$$$$ $$$$$$$   QQl;QlQMOQQ $$$$$$$ $$$$$$$ $$$$$$$ $$$$$$$ $$$$$$$ $$$$$$$   ;QQlQlQMQQl $$$$$$$ $$$$$$$ $$$$$$$ $$$$$$$ $$$$$$$ $$$$$$$   QiiQiQiiQi' '4$$$$$ $$$$$P' '4$$$$$ $$$$$P' '4$$$$$ $$$$$P' QQWWQSі§" `§іS$ $Sі§' `§іS$_$Sі§' `§іS$_$Sі§'      .;ilNT$ $TNli;. ,s%S$^$S%s.,s%S$ ,s%S$   ,dlllNNTN TNNl$TTb. ,d$$$$$ $$$$$b. ,d$$$$$ ,d$$$$$   dNNNTNlNNT NlTNlNNTNb $$$$$$$ $$$$$$$ $$$$$$$ $$$$$$$   .NNTTNlNTTN TTNlNTTNT$. $$$$$$$ $$$$$$$ $$$$$$$ $$$$$$$  TTNNlNlNNTT NTTiMQNNNNl $$$$$$$ $$$$$$$ $$$$$$$ $$S%s,. $$$$$$$ $$S%s,. TTTNNNlNlTT ;MMNQMNi;$$ $$$$$$$ $$$$$$$ $$$$$$$ $$$$$$$ $$$$$$$ $$$$$$$ QQMTTiillll QiiQMNQi;;$ $$$$$$$ ~'^§іS$ $$$$$$$ $$$$$$$ $$$$$$$ $$$$$$$ MMQQTTlMlllQQ;iiQiiQQQQ $$$$$$$-  $$$$$$$ $$$$$$$ $$$$$$$ $$$$$$$ MQQMMlMlMlO ;;O;lNNQQMl $$$$$$$ $$S%s,. $$$$$$$ $$$$$$$ $$$$$$$ $$$$$$$ MMMllMlQlQQ ;lMQOMMMMQQ $$$$$$$ $$$$$$$ $$$$$$$ $$$$$$$ $$$$$$$ $$$$$$$ QQMMQlQlOOQ QQl;QlQMOQQ $$$$$$$ $$$$$$$ $$$$$$$ $$$$$$$ $$$$$$$ $$$$$$$ llWWMMQlQ;$ ;QQlQlQMQQl $$$$$$$ $$$$$$$ $$$$$$$ $$$$$$$ $$$$$$$ $$$$$$$ `QQiiQiOiQi QiiQiQiiQi' '4$$$$$ $$$$$P' '4$$$$$ $$$$$P' '4$$$$$ $$$$$P' `"§іSQWOWO QQWWQSі§" `§іS$_$Sі§' `§іS$_$Sі§' `§іS$_$Sі§' "Never!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Shouted Back Achmed... For he knew the one way to stop the KITCHEN APPLIANCE REBELLION!!!! Achmed pulled out his...TRUSTY ALIEN MONK  MAGNET!!!! all the Kitchen Appliances where drawn towards the Magnet.. soon,  They were all stuck to it. " Noooo!!!!!"  Screamed Th3 CraZee GuY Without a  NamE! , and he dumped a One of the Vats Of Achmed! It took all of Achmed's Alien Powers To Avoid Getting it on him! Achmed Reacted Fast.. He pushed the Th3 CraZee GuY Without a NamE! into the Vat.... and He Exploded!!!! Achmed Had Saved The Planet  EYe aM SPiLliNG TAcO SaUCE!! once again, even tho it was only for his own PHEeR MEe!  dark purposes!! Stay Tuned For MORE adventures \\   of Achmed in Future Blenders!!    ммммммммммммммм     ллллллллллллллл    ллллллллллллллл млмллллллллллллллллл млллллллллллллллллллллл мпплллпплп - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - --- - - - - -ФФ- ,x. ,d$$$b. ,d$$$$$$$b. ,d$$$$$$$$$$$b. `Y$$$$$$$$$$$P' .,a@&S$^$$$$$$$$$$$^$S&@a,. .,a@&S$^$S&@a,. `Y$$$$$$$P' ,d$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$b. ,d$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$b.  `§Y$P§'  d$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$b d$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$b $SsssS$ i$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$i i$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$. $$$$$$$ l$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$l $$$$$$$$$$l l$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$l $$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$ '"§іS$Sі§"` $$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$  $$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$' $$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$_$$P§"'^`~~ ,$$$$$$$.`$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$' `$$$$$$$$$$ ,$$$$$$$$$.`"§іS$$$$$ $$$$$Sі§"' `"§іS$$$$$ ,$$$$$$$$$$$.  l$$$$$$$$$$$$$l   њ њ њ њ C њ R њ E њ D њ I њ T њ S њ њ њ њ   `Y$$$$$$$$$P' mafesto - Opening Impact Ansi `Y$$$$$P'aneurism (ysm) - All Ascii Fonts/Pics `Y$P'rabies - The Story, The Vats Of Green Crap ^dark Element - Crazy Fork  њ њ њ њ G њ R њ E њ E њ E њ T њ S њ њ њ њ mafesto - Catch 22, All Of Impact and My Girl Friend!  aneurysm - 3c, Tf, Osiris, Sodom, NeverBlend, All of Impact! rabies - 3c, Tf, Osiris, Impact Especially Team Impact! dark Element - dep 38 ,air,impact, plan 9 and busyweave Thats all till next time!!!!!     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