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1.  The group that is so close it's almost a cult came  together this month and
decided to release some more curiously enticing artwork for all to see!  Anyhow
just check it out; you won't be disappointed!

2.  The iCE "Star Wars" program picked  off an oldskool ANSI artist and brought
him back to iCE headquarters for questioning.   We'll reveal his identity after
we are throught with... interrogation!

3.  The director of internal  gastrointestional curiosities  reports this month
that one member tunneled their way out the back door of iCE, so to speak.   Our
beloved Kitiara  is departing this  month to pursue other  opportunities and we
wish her  well in whatever she  chooses to do,  and hope  one day she'll return
home.

4.  Information Systems  director  Lickbert  decided to take the  month off and
visit his homeland  of Tahiti this month,  therefore there is no decent news to
report.   However, Farmicus was seen stealing the Microsoft sign in Redmond, WA
and using it as a makeshift port-a-john on his winter west coast roadtrip.   Go
Farmy!  Literally.

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6.  iCE  useless member and  resident Canadian  patriot Rainmaker  was abducted
this  month on the 27th,  and taken to a hideaway by  Devastator and  Farmicus.
When Rainmaker was awakened, he found himself at an ornately set table.   "Hey!
I'm not going to participate in this f*#!in evil American holiday! Thanksgiving
Schmanksgiving,  everyone knows it's in OCTOBER anyway!" yelled a  now-agitated
Rainmaker.  "Shut up, tool!" spat Farmy, eagerly stabbing his fork into a slice
of cranberry sauce.  "Hey Dev, whip out the turkey!" he yelled.  Unfortunately,
the day got worse when Dev, unable to hear well over the clamor in the kitchen,
came running into the dining area, ripped off his pants to reveal his, well, uh
un-surgically-altered private part.  Farmy dropped his spooooooooon! and he AND
Rainmaker together screamed,  "THAT IS NOT A F***ING TURKEY!"  Hmmm.   Oh well,
Happy Thanksgiving anyway, eh?

7.  It has come to our attention that several middle Americans have stated that
they identify more with daytime talk TV  than with their leaders in government,
and leaders of business.   We figure that  when you're a deeply  religious type
who decides to use  science-derived  fertility drugs to have seven children and
claim that God gave you the gift,  you really don't  deserve an opinion  on any
matter that ranks higher in importance than your breakfast menu decision.

8.  Please  direct all discussion  regarding the  above political  statement to
forceten@ice.org.

9.  We must apologize for the relative late release of the pack this month.  It
was not  planned but was due to some technical difficulties  experienced by the
person who was going to zip it all up this month.   He's been beaten repeatedly
and dipped  in a vat of eggnog,  then dipped in a  barrel of gunpowder.   We're
still trying to decide whether to drop him onto a cement floor or not,  though!

10. Another fine month,  which once again  includes ground-breaking formats not
often seen in  art packs.  We hope you enjoyed it.  Stay  tuned to the  iCEPACK
for some iCE cold work this winter!

Cold and Ugly           Force Ten           Mass Delusion