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1.  April showers abound this month.   Nice pretty pictures  for our loyal fans
in the insane  asylums of the  world to gawk at in primordial awe.   We hope we
don't disappoint!  Ever see one of those nuts wield a fork?

2.  Evil human resources director Catbert reports  that Epoch has  become a new
slave of the evil iCE VGA empire, and Kitiara and Inazone have been assimilated
into the dark  and cold iCE ANSI empire.   Resistance was futile.   Once again,
nobody has escaped the cold frigid grip of the freezer network.

3.  Information Systems director Lickbert submitted a report using blue crayons
which states that iCE.ORG will also be beefing up hardware in efforts to better
support the  minions of fans.   An official announcement  will be made  once we
convince him to use a real writing implement.

4.  Animal up and joined the Israeli army, and seems  to have  temporarily gone
AWOL from the CryoTroops who guard the iCE citadels.   He tends to go into fits
when he sees arabs, we're told.

5.  Former Senior Staffer and current bookworm cum alcoholic Lord Soth has been
found  floating in the  Virginia Tech  University olympic-sized  swimming pool,
muttering things  about Sprite.    Sprite, who declined  all other requests for
interviews, told iCE Central Command (Big Brother Is Watching You)  that it was
probably the fact that she ran out of regular alcohol in her tattoo parlor, and
gave good ol' Slothy a tattoo using lots of vodka.   He DID pass calculus, too!

6.  The leaders of iCE would like to dispel any heinous rumours circulating the
art world claiming that iCE  is a group of evil frozen artists who  are bent on
world domination.  While we do agree that we don't necessarily relish the title
of underdog, we  feel that, while we do have  dungeons and CryoTroops,  overall
we're a swell group of chums.  Really.

7.  A big belated congratulations and cigars abound go out to iCE VGA psychotic
Vesalius, who celebrated the birth of his daughter  Cameron on March 15.  iCE's
newest family member weighed in at 8lb 13oz.  Mom,  baby,  and Vesalius are all
adjusting to their new lives quite nicely!

8.  Another month of high-quality pixel laden goodness to give everyone a gooey
feeling inside.   They say April showers  bring May flowers -- so look  out for
next month!  I love this group!

Cold and Ugly           Force Ten           Mass Delusion