the guys with the
strange keyboards...

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Yeah hi!

the knight here....

I absolutely don't want to write an info file that's like structured
or stuff, so i'll give you the news in a sorta hectic way,
more like a stream of consciousness something..  (hi flame, hehe)
Well, i was feeling so good and all about this new fuelpack so there
i sat, comfortable behind the keyboard, waiting to logon the internet,
while my service provider was checking my username and pwd and stuff..
then all of a sudden...boom.. it hit me like a ton of bricks, i FORGOT
to pay my isp...fuck.. enter pwd the machine said to me... so i entered
my pwd.. nothing, re-enter pwd ... nothing.. fuck they cut me off coz
i didn't pay the |@#|#@# bill...that sux..i felt rotten...

So i sorta called up some of my fella fuel homies (hi thr, and dfr :)
and i got one of their accounts to use for a couple of days... tnx
again dfr....i'll buy ya a beer or something next time...

What crap am i talking here.. let's get on with the "real" fuel news
for the month ... first off i want to thank all guys that stayed with
us and that are really devoted and stuff... next i'd like to personally
thank some guys that have either contributed with a guest or a joint ansi
with one of the fuel guys.. nail, sticky baboon, rotting christ, filth,
napalm death, pinky, mr4tune, zeusII and more...

Right....too much went on this past month to really tell all of it...
some fuelmembers went to several european demoparties such as mekka97
in germany, and to the x97 party in holland...we met some really cool
guys...

I wonder who's actually reading all this... since it's written in my
crappy euro way <eg>..

oh yeah.. and did i mention that we really appreciated rotting christ's
guest appearance in fuel ? hey man, don't give up on ansi, you rock!
and did i mention that nail loves c64 games, which rock actually :)
also i hope i didn't forget to mention that martini on the rocks in
large quantities is great too (right speedfreak:)
i hope i told you guys how much tna, fluor(hi guys), filth(solo sux:),
mr4tune(kafkabla!:), inazone(icehomie) and kitiara(k1t) rock too ...

such a strange word, rock..where does it actually come from ? it's not
really a verb or something is it ? i mean.. i rock, you rock, he rocks etc.. that's dumb... rock is a musical category... you can play it, but you can't
do it....i guess...

and then she like waved this stick at us, and b00m, thrasher standing
there in a blue suit, in the middle of the woods...right...she
waved it again, b00m, necrofiliac standing there in a white suit...
she waved it again in front of me, b00m... nothing happens....!?|@
she said "it dont work all the time"....
so, i said, hey lady, you owe me one!!! you owe me one now...
and she said, "okay, what do you want?"
so i thought about a new harddisk, but then again, nothing's gonna help
that old pc anymore...that thing's a goner....
so she said, "cmon tell me what do you want... you wanna be a king, you
wanna be a emperor, you wanna own your own pizzahut ? ..........
..... just tell me, tell me... i'm right here...."
and then i said, " well, to be honest with you, not to pull any punches,
what i really had in mind was uhhh... i think i could dig ehhh.. i think
i could like .... i wanna be... i think i wanna be , i think i just wanna
be an ansi artist.....

doch dit terzijde... (this is not german you ignorant fucks, it's dutch)

ohyeah.. thrasher's pc is fucked somehow.. so i dunno if he's gonna be
able to hand in his finished ansis...so bear with him if they aren't in
this pack..
and what else...ah yes... oned handed in something funny for our april
pack :)... i dunno if he's ever really gonna draw again, but hell..
you really should oned, or i'll send another dead rabbit to yar pool :)

uhm... ah yes.. a bunch of new guys joined up this month, you can find
them all back in the memberlist... a personal welcome from me to all
new guys in ansidivision, bobafett, coolguy, cybergod, dizzy, reanimator,
shaggy, caviar, spear, dadrug and novokane.. i could now spell out all
the new ascii and vga members too, but that would take me ages... all in
all 24 new members joined the fuel drawering studios.. so i guess that's
pretty cool.. and yeah, welcome all! :) ahyeah.. identity crisis joined
us this month as the first guy to represent our rip division...

some other guys left us, look at the memberlist, if they aren't on it
anymore, that means they left, okay ? whoah.. i love the "easy approach"
type infofile babbling...

oh yes.. deeply disturbed... you're late again... and your pic in the
previous twilight pack was great, so you have no more excuses :)...whoo..
i love the "put pressure on someone" type infofile babbling.. certainly
coz everybody knows that nobody is in a position to pressurize anybody
who's making art... (try to figgure this out, i'm amazed i did myself)

i'm also amazed at how many spelling mistakes the previous sentence must
probably count.. can someone (hey warpus) please tell me ? :)

oh, i forgot to tell you ... i had this secret project running, it was
called Raytinkz, and was supposed to be a reviewing mag only... and i
had some stuff ready for it, but by now it's outdated, so i gave it up...
if anyone is interested in helping me out with it, get hold of me on irc,
don't email me about it coz my previous account is dead... (#@|#!)

ah, something else (yo radical!), the dutch artgroup fade seems to
have somehow failed at gathering the dutch ansi-ascii scene together, and
talks were held about some guys teaming up with us (yo radical again:)..
well ex-fade guys, get a hold of us on irc and tell us if you want to give
fuel a go :)

oh yes... and sorry for the subliminal greets....(yo watOr)

i still don't know what happened to the guys from former eclipse...where
did they all go to.... pitty that group died, i liked it...

why *didn't* the chicken cross the street ?

a) coz burps just got his driver's license
b) coz deepfreezer nearly fell asleep driving back from germany
c) coz filth wants to go solo
d) coz the knight was hung over pretty badly
e) coz aoh and thrasher were fighting
f) coz shaitan draws neue schule
g) coz necrofiliac wanted to fuck her cloaka
h) coz chronicc would release his colly on it
i) coz it was no speed freak
j) coz venior had boldly gone there before
k) coz warpus and hennie were gonna put it in a blender
l) coz mel farr suppahstar drove past in his autoexec.batmobile
m) all of the above

send your answers to fuel@hehe.com(just try it, i guarantee it works)

that's all for today, enjoy the pack, and drop me a word at the email
address i no longer have, bomb my isp with emails damnit..  fuck ping!

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