what are YOU interested in?? project 301? na
h.. ACiD? nah.. iCE? theyre  boring.. twiligh
t? just not for you.. echo? nah.. face it you art sce
ne
connaisseur, ECLIPSE BRAND ART(tm) is the art for y
ou, featuring beautiful
ansis and asciis galore! now sit back, relax and en
joy the show.. .

this eclipse infofile is brought to you by the letter 'a' an
d the number '11' !

/^\ ┌──-─--- - 3l337o b04rd3r (c)1997 MY ASS & associates.

Eclipse - if it was dark in central park no on
e would even   mug me...

eclipse is STILL ALIVE? ARGH!

yeah, we sure are.. BUAHAAAHHA. BEWARE US.. well, that w
as special..

look! its the new trendy word to
hey, look.. i can
replace that nasty phword! BEWARE ├-┬---─-
write this infofile lik
e belial
THE ANTI-PHWORD RELIGIOUS ├─┘does
! nifty, ehh? hey
MOVEMENT! ┘blade -
WE OWN YOU! you to
o,
cia!

if you cared, we're getting our webpage back up.  actual
ly, we might    have two! WOW! <that is if lago doesn
't kill red circle first> .. it's going to be swell.
just you wait and see.

eclipse and rad ezine have become partiners! (i know, i
know. it
should've happened a long time ago) .. rad will be released
separately as well
as in the eclipse packs! so enjoy!

oh yeah. eclipse would like to say HI! to their
great friends <snicker>
over at the late acid!ansi.

speaking of the late acid!ansi, look what we found! stup
id rules the    members have to follow! ::

([dp]) c3_: Actually, i can only have ACiD!ANSi dewdles
on my bbs
(c3_) dp; okay.. watever..
(cheeze-) dp: thats rather stupid =)
([dp]) cheeze- my board is wHQ for acid!ansi
(cheeze-) dp: so? =)
([dp]) cheeze- so i cantthave someone else's work on it

(cheeze-) dp: uhm.. is that some sort of rule?
([dp]) cheeze- yeap :)
(cheeze-) dp: thats completely stupid =)
(cheeze-) dp: what other rules do you have to follow?
(dp_) cheeze- shut up :)

:: more at 11..

the story of bob the nad wannabe, by dystro (that lame a.. .
err, hi dystro ;))

listen up - this is dystro, the offical fbi
w   a   n   t   e   d
corospondant for eclipse.  tonight i will be sharing
bOB tHE nAD waNNABE
with you a true story about a boy named bob.
$10,000 REWARD!

one fateful day, bob found himself obsessed wit

his testies.  he began walking around school shoutin

things such as, "HI! i'm a nad! my name is bob!"

everyone would reply with a hearty chuckle, a strang

look, or even a few nasty words.  bob was a really

sad boy who had his good days and bad days just like

anyone else.

bob was very bored one day, so he decided to go

door to door and scream, "HI! I'M BOB, AND I'M A

NAD!"  people would slam the door in his face, spit

on him, even so so far as to call the police..

things went on in this manner for awhile until one

nice old lady gave him a pair of his husband's red
cz(ecl)
polka dotted boxers.  bob slipped them on his head, and
suddenly felt quite
different.  as bob looked in the mirror, he went totally
bezerk!  he actually
thought he looked like a nad!  he stormed out of the old
lady's house and ran
down the street yelling "HI! I'M A NAD! REALLY! I'M A NA
D!"  people would chase
after him and try to take the boxer off his head, but no
one could do it.  if
you see bob - a 4'11", 100lb, cacasian male with a pair
of polka dotted boxers
on his head, STAY AWAY.  he may have become very dangero
us.  please call
1-800-ECL-IPSE and, if your call leads to his capture, y
ou will recieve a heaft
reward.  please, help us help this troubled youth. thank
you, good night.

wow.. nifty.  oh, btw, that last pack sure was sloppy. you g
uys must be idiots.

uhm.. it was supposed to be like that. uhm, yeah. we wer
e going for the new trend - look as uninteligent and
stupid as you can! YEAH! THATS IT! <wait..
i think ACiD has a copyright on that trend.  fucking lawsuit
s> - and why didnt
we have a memberlist?  very simpy - everyone quit last month
.  err, no - the
TRUTH is that diez came down from mars and saw that someone
had vandalized his  sprite can collection, so he deci
ded to zap the memberlist with his gamma ray.. fun fu
n!

speaking of mars and gamma rays and all that jimbidy-jiv
e, we success-  fully abducted fever this month! afte
r many atempts, WE FINALLY DID IT!
hopefully he wont break out of his cage.. .

<its a damn shame that every single picture

torgo took of the abduction had either the

head or body cut off.. oh well, us marsians

aren't really
as advanced as you though, huh>

AHAHAHA! eclipse actually has MEMBERS?? AHAHA!

WE ARE COMING
yeah, actually, i think we do! OH MY GOD!
that

is INSANE! <lago giv
es cheeze a puzzled look>

erm, anyways, no one
left, as always.. and,

well, no one joine
d either. wait, i take that

back.. our 0day juarez/sekrit spy guy joi

i guess no one joined because
they didnt make

hrough our 'tests' <snicker> .. poor souls

--l33t0 m0ment oF SiLENCE

ah.. warpus stopped by the eclipse pad

to take a break fro
m her nationwide search for

new captiv.. err, members..  of the anti-phear

religious movement
!  during her stay, she
allowed me to do an ansi of her.. look f
or it
this is a photo torgo took of in this pack. <
i made her boobs too small,
us abducting fever. notice thethough, so i go
t smacked with a very large
evil 666 on our heads and our trout.. but i l
iked it ;)>
even evil-er chant: WE ARE
COMING <we have 3l337o cameras   hey.. look. fill
er text.. LALLALALALALALL =)
that capture sound> .. <wow.. that was fun>

oh, look.. pariah is at the window with a manuscript in his
hand!

well, i made a VERY interesting discovery yester
day. with all the       rumors of the scene d
ying and the scene being run by modern day communists
, i   decided to pull out my detective hat and.. iNVE
STIGATE#!@ so, i stealthly made  my way to Visigoth's
house (who is somewhat local to me) and watched him
through the bathroom window. at first i thought this "ar
t scene villain" was
really a normal man, but only when he went to the bathro
om did i realize
what he REALLY was.. he opened the bathroom door anxious
ly, pulled open the
shower curtains and to my suprise i saw quisling, tomppa
, catbones, tosh10,
god among lice, and countless other vga artists hanging
from his immense
shower head, then he turned the water faucet to the left
and green liquid
came out, to my shock, the renowned vga artists mysterio
usly became smaller
and smaller until they were the combined size and shape
of a computer disk!
then, he went back into the computer room where i follow
ed him and stuck the
ex-full grown artists, now computer disk, into his hard
drive, turned on his
computer, and countless beautiful vga's appeared. what d
oes this all mean?? i
have no idea, but fear not, i WILL investigate further a
nd have already
contacted the professional vga union and the doodle boy
union as backup.
stay tuned, next week, same time, same channel, for the
haunting conclusion
of " Weekly Art Scene SUSPENSE "

pariah -- too stupid to quit, too mean to die

hey.. what about headquarters and stuff? i KNOW you need the
m!!

STOP ASKING! =) .. we dont need headquarters and stuff.
why, you ask?
because no one in their right mind wants our packs anyways.

And now a brief word from
empty

i'll go look at your pack o' crap. AND LAUGH! LAUGH HARD, YO
U SLUTS.

(infofile by cheeze) - art by splatt, tarot, and cheeze - th
anks to dystro,
and pariah for their stuff.. yeah.. rock on. torgo will have
tales next month   when we rescue him from the evil
chickens)