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Colly dedicated in the memory of the ostep†pp i just ate. phear dat.


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what, did you REALLY think this was some kind of art colly? no.. its
the wrapped collection of some neat stories and leftover asciis that
was never gonna be released. phear my skillz. btw check out the caps
from  THE   UNDERNET   FILES   (TuF)  ..  we   are  the  tUFF   gUYZ


disgusting story #1

This one, a friend of mine (HEI ANDERS!:) told me at school..   

This girl had birthday, and a gang of ten guys
was hiding in her house, to surprise her when she got home. when she 
      got home, she went straight to the shower. ofcourse, the guys didnt
jump out, cuz they wanted to see her body eu naturelle. so when she
      got out of the shower and went into the room, the guys saw her nude,
with "leverpostei" rubbed all over her pussy, and she was carrying a
cat!!.. GUESS WHAT THAT CAT WAS SUPPOSED TO DO

yEWWWWWWWW .. :)

disgusting story #2

About 20-30 guys had a party, and there was these two guys that
was so drunk they had passed out. well, some guy got a good(?) 
idea. he dressed them both naked, and took one of them into a r
room, where he fucking scrubbed his asshole with a toothbrush
(so he was SORE). then he dumped them both in a bed together,
and the one with the sore asshole woke up the next day, sore in
his ass and with another guy beside him! (SHIT!!!!!)

IMAGINE WAKING UP FROM A PARTY, NOT REMEMBERING SHIT, AND FEEL 
THAT YOUR ASSHOLE IS SORE, AND SEE ANOTHER GUY BESIDE YOU!!!!

SHIT-SHIT-SHIT!!!!
   
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Vermin - just greet 
Tryzix - leather jacket & tooth regulationz, say no more

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