this cap is an authentic capture from irc. just ask misty or ms or argh. he was there. he didnt chat with brian, ofcourse, as this started out as messages, and later turned into a dcc chat. well, this is sOMEoNE, i dont remember who, (;) bullshitting BrianR_ as hell. it is the most hillarious cap i have ever seen, and ofcourse, we had *nothing* to do with the creation of it. ;))))) were innozEnt! anyway, this cap has the irc quote of the millenium. ;) and if you wonder why this cap has so much bullshit chatting in the beginning, i will tell you why. we know it works. chatting with people as if you werent fooling the shit out of him, makes them feel comfortable, and thats when they start wabbling about markers and cucumbers. just see for yourself. ;) we didnt get to tell him that it was all a joke, but maybe ms did when we got off irc, but i dont know. maybe, maybe not. we havent yabbed with him since. enjoy! and 1 more thing.. the picture i sent him was a nude picture of jennie mccarthy. ;) enuff bull. read. Session Start: Thu Feb 13 02:42:36 1997 * Logging BrianR_ to: [BrianR_.log] not much here, either.. A bit bored, Ig uess. you cute? sure am.. you have a picture? wanna trade? yes.. my dcc bugs on recieving.. i cant recieve files.. ;(( but i can send you mine.. cool :) ;) go for it ;) come on :) that can't be you. do you have a real picture of yourself? it is me. i do some freelance modelling do you have any pictures where I can see your face? How much does that sort of thing pay? i only have that one.. well.. the payment depends on what sort of pics it is.. you have an impressive shape. hehe.. do you work out? not alot.. I'd like to see what you look like with clothes on :) Perhaps you could take another picture for me some time? well, perhaps i can.. ;) :) make sure it shows your face, huh? chest is not everything... hehe.. its not my decision how those pics look, you know.. ;) how old are you? 16 isn't that kind of modeling illegal? not really.. not in norway, atleast.. Oh. it's illegal here... You guys don't have a 'legal' age in norway? its 16.. for that kind of pictures other than that, its the same thing wow.. I could go to jail for importing child pornography :) that picture's illegal here. hehe.. he who breaks the law goes back to the house of pain! :) back to the house of PAIN!!!! you don't do 'action' pics or anything like that, do you? hell no.. ?? not anymore that sorta stuff's risky.. Having sex with strangers. Yuck! well, it wasnt really with strangers..- explain what you mean. i did some of those pics some time ago.. I see. but it was with my boyfriend.. i cant say i regret it, but i wont say i like it either.. that's pretty cool. ...If you can have fun, and make money :) hehe.. i dont think ill make a living out of it what do you want to do for a living? dunno.. you in school? you still with the boyfriend you took the pictures with? im in school, yes, but im not with him anymore.. why not? he was an asshole oh. what happened? he started fucking around with other girls? can you '/dcc chat brianr_' me? this lag is killing me, and you said your DCC recieve is broken, so you gotta do it. whats killing you? lag... We're about 15 seconds away from eachother. i dunno if the dcc chat works, but ill see.. Session Start: Thu Feb 13 03:19:27 1997 Chat with brianr_ Waiting for acknowledgement... DCC Chat connection established - You see this ok? its kinda buggy but its there cool. hehe.. i guess it works.. so what happened with this guy? like i said, he started fucking around, and i didnt really like that.. with other girls, or with you? mIRC is silly -- it never seems to work right. with both.. that sucks :( why would he want anyone else if he had someone like you? thats what i was wondering too.. ;) you impress me thoroughly. ;) you gotta get a better picture of yourself, tho. id expect people to be rather satisfied with that picture, actually.. it's ok, but I think you have more to offer. maybe i do.. ;) i'm confident you do. ;) do you spend a lot of time on irc? not very.. oh.. I'm usually on when ic an't sleep. Which looks like tonight, unfortunately. :( how late is it at your place? it's only 10 here... but I can tell it's going to be a late night :( its 03:43 in the morning here heh heh :) You're one to be up late too, huh? that's around when I usually get to sleep. mind if I ask you a sort of personal question? shoot do you masturbate? yup. every day. i'm impressed with your honesty. i am very honest, you know.. do you finger or rub? both.. sometimes at the same time.. you have long fingernails? no.. i had to cut them off.. ;) why? so why'd you have to cut them off? so i woudlnt hurt myself.. ;) heh :) they get in the way, huh? they sure do sometimes Big fake nails are in style here.. Sometimes I wonder when I see some of my female friends missing the index and middle finger nails on one hand :) hehe.. that must look god.. good.. ;) I never really thought about it until now... Now you've got me wondering :) hehe.. you never know what theyre doing. ;) heh.. The people I'd least suspect, too... hehe.. its usually them, you know.. :) how old were you when you got started? you ok? well.. 13 i guess I guess the same here, too... or atleast that's the first time I can remember cumming... hehe.. first time was scarey :) hehe.. "oh shit! the damn thing is broken!" exactly.. I guess that's not an uncommon experience.. But I found out it wasn't when I did it again later that night :) hehe.. when I was like 13-14, I used to do it like twentyseven times a day :) if it was possible to break it for real, i'm sure I would have a long time ago... i guess so.. ;)) i'm not making you uncomfortable or anything, am I? not at all ever use any toys? not much.. what have you tried? ive done it all.. any good? not very.. oh.. ever take anything up your bum? yeah.. ;) didnt like it very much, though what was it? my finger. (what a surprise!) with or without long nails? :) without. ;)) did it hurt? you ok? no, it didnt hurt.. but it wasnt nice either.. hmm... it's always very good for me. whats good? taking stuff up my bum.. you do that? yeah. you sound suprised. ive never met a guy that does that.. always something new :) hehe.. they probably do, but don't admit it.. i guess so.. if you're going in at the wrong angle, it's very uncomfortable... Maybe that's your problem. maybe it was.. ;) can you get your legs behind your head? no.. i tried, but it didnt work very well Hmm... If lie on your back, and hold them up against your chest, that puts you in a good position, too. bending over works as far as making your bum comfortable, but you'll get very tired of standing up with your head upside down. I can get both legs behind my head... athletic! so it's not a problem for me. hardly athletic.. just flexable. hehe.. I used to be able to suck myself when I was in middle school. ..that's like 7-8th grade. (about 13-14 years old) I'm sitting now leaning back in the chair with my knees up on the desk -- that's a good position, too. well that sounds entertaining! ;) this isn't grossing you out or anything, is it? well.. not really i guess.. it was fun, but I used to get sore -- it was quite a stretch... And I could only get like 3 inches of it in my mouth. and it tasted horrible.. So I'm not sure if I miss it or not. hehe.. it really doesnt taste that, good.. youre right about that.. I know a lot of people talk about it, and like in porno flics and stuff, how 'good' it tastes, but it's really terrible. it is.. pussy tastes much better I hope I get to find out some time... hehe.. youll like it so you're gonna try your bum again for me, right? Maybe have a better experience this time? i guess ill do :) do you have a boyfriend right now? no.. oh.. that's rough, I guess. i dont care.. its ok.. ;) :) i can live with myself.. ;)) I suppose... masturbation is so much easier... But it makes me feel even more depressed when I'm lonely.. i think its fine.. I need a girlfriend more for companionship than sex... id like a girlfriend.. never hurts to explore.. ;) You're probably better off. well.. think about it... Someone who has the same kind of body you do -- and knows exactly what she (you) wants. ;) i've thought about it myself... But I can barely stand myself.. Forget dealing with another guy, too. I'd go nuts. ..and I hear gay male sex is very violent. I don't think I could take that. hehe.. i guess it is.. I don't think I'd like being 'pummeled' ;) whats your preference? Do you like gentle sex better? well, i think girls are better to live with.. you're probably right about that. ;) maybe I should look for someone who'd have lots of good sex with me rather than an "intelectual, emotional " relationship.. maybe thats why I'm still a virgin :( id go for the intellectual emotional one I've never been made very happy by that. I think I should be more selfish for a change... hehe.. more selfish! is it ok if I mess around with myself while I'm talking to you? mess as much as you want.. thanks :) no problem helps me relax sometimes.. we should keep in touch. You're really nice to me. i am? yeh. :) 8p~ do you always use your hands when you masturbate? what else should i usE? oh.. I don't know. You should use whatever feels good for you I'm just curious. heh. well, ill use my fingers until i find something better.. ;) I always use my hands when I jerk off... I don't think I'll ever find anything better :) hehe.-. but for my bum, the best thing I've found is a cucumber... Put it in the microwave for a little bit so it's nice and warm. somehow i doubt that ?? you have actually used a cucumber? yep. sounds interesting.. ;) You sounded doubtful. im not that familiar with those things Unless you want to be fishing peices of cucumber out of you, I suggest you keep the peel on :) hehe.. what else have you tried then? They're nice and slippery without peel, but if it's too soft, it's not going to be good... various markers and stuff.. candles.. my fingers, of course. candleS? yeh. not lit, right? do you think I'm crazy? :) no, not crazy.. for all i know, all guys may be doing that.. of corse not lit! well, maybe not lit.. ;) you gotta be careful, tho -- don't fall asleep with one inside you -- they soften up. that happened to you? yeh. It didn't get stuck inside or anything, it was just gross. ;)) its kinda funny, though what is? falling asleep with it in. ;) usually when I cum from something up my bum, it's such a relaxing, gentle orgasm.. It's easy to fall asleep. so you can achieve an orgasm from that? of course. I wouldn't do it otherwise. hehe.. i can understand that.. you there? yeh.. Just a bit distracted :) from what?? playing with myself... oh yeah.. listen.. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to make you uncomfortable, ok? im not uncomfortable! play as much as you want.. its ok ok. you having fun? yes. very much. me too doing what> fingering myself :) ;) if I had a machine to do this for me, I'd never turn it off :) i guess a machine like that would be handy.. and nifty. ;) I was thinking of getting a vibrator or something, but I think it's the in and out motion that makes me feel so good. well, maybe the vibrating could make it even better? who knows.. ;) yeh.. But I'd still have to work to slide it in and out. I'm looking for a 'hands free' experience :) hehe.. that'd be something.. ;) I've got a whole box of these sharpie permenant markers I've been using... The end (not the writing end) is rounded, and they're fatter than a finger, but skinnier than my thumb. aha.. ...and the caps stay on :) it's better than anything penis shaped, because I don't have to hide it from my folks, and they're cheap, so I just throw it out if it gets too dirty to be worth cleaning. rather handy, actually ;) have you ever tried something penis shaped then? no.. I've had a big sign marker that's about as thick as my penis up there, and a few large candles... i think ill try that candle thing.. it's always been a fantasy of mine to clone myself, and make the clone into my sex slave... I'd love to get fucked up the ass by myself :) hehe.. i guess that'd be fun.. ;) do you think you'd be a good lover for yourself? well, im sure id know what i wanted.. ;) :) it'd probably be alittle fun, too.. I have this dream sometimes that I'm getting screwed up the bum... And at first, I think it's a guy, but then I feel the girl's hands wrapped around my tummy, and they feel female.. and then I feel her chest pressed against my back. tell me more! it's the weirdest dream.. I think the girl in the dream is a friend of mine. tell me more! I always cum in the dream.. it usually wakes me up. do you cum in real life then? it's a wet dream, if that's what you mean. ok.. ;) I think I'm gonna cum soon... You ever had an enema? enema? do you know what it is? no.. ;) it's when you get filled up with warm water... no.. inside.. Like up your bum. is it fun? ;) you understand now? yes.. i can imagine a doctor with a gardenhose ;)) I usually use a 2 liter bottle... so you do it yourself? yeh.. sounds... hm.. wet. ;) it gives you a really nice full, warm sensation. it's really wonderful.. it is? I've heard that when girls do it, then can feel the warm water when they finger themselves. ? hmmm.. Maybe I should explain better. yup ok. Should I tell you how I do it? ok.. ok... I always do it in the bathroom -- it's easier because you get the water in there, and you don't have to worry as much about spilling it. sounds logical.. you want water that's just a little warmer than body temperature. If it's too cold, you'll shiver when you take it inside of you. If it's a little hotter, you'll sweat a bit (which can be nice) don't make it too hot, or you'll burn yourself, and that wouldn't be cool. ;) I use 2 liter bottles (like empty soda bottles), but any container you can squeeze works just fine. They have devices that have latex bags and a tube at the end made just for this, but I've never used them. fill the container all the way so there's no air at all. then bend over, and push the container up to your bum.. Relax, and squeeze and push the bottle gently up against you. (You don't need to jam it up inside of you... This is uncomfortable, and doesn't help at all) empty as much of it as you can, and then fill it again, fill yourself again. I usually hold 1 1/2 - 2 bottles -- you can't empty the bottles all the way by squeezing them, so it's actually less. you understand so far? any questions? (there's no such thing as a stupid question :) i understand it so far ;) ok... you feel warm, and full, and wonderful.. It's awesome... maybe ill try it sometime.. just make sure you stay near a bathroom cuz the water's hard to hold in. don't let your first time scare you off -- it might not be good... It gets better. My first time was horrible. horrible? I hold it in, and sit on the toilet and jerk off, and right as I start to cum, I let it out. It comes out all at once.. One giant rush. It's an incredible feeling in your bum. It usually takes like 5-10 seconds... when you start playing with stuff in your bum, you'll notice that the best feeling is when something's sliding out.. Well immagine this is like a 27 foot long thing sliding out of your bum... then you feel light, empty... Very empty inside. The water's dirty the first time you do it, but if you do it 2 or 3 times in a row, the water runs out clear... So you can let it out in the bathtub or wherever without making a mess. I usually do my 2nd and 3rd (if I'm not too tired) in the shower. once you learn how good your bum can make you feel, you'll understand why this is so awesome for me. I tried my first enema like 2 or 3 months after I started masturbating with my bum... My first time was horrible, but it was awesome every time after that, and keeps getting better. you ok? im ok.. ;) what are you thinking? i think i wanna have an enema! ;) :) brb? Gimme one second? ? I just had to get a little bit of vaseline. I'm back. whats the vaseline for? I stopped moving the marker up my bum because I was typing a lot, and it felt kind of dry and uncomfortable. ok.. i can understand that.. ;) good lubrication is important... it's not safe to use vaseline when you're having sex, cause it eats through condoms, but it's nice when you're masturbating because of the way it slides.. the water based stuff doesn't have that smooth sliding feeling, it's too slippery. hehe.. i really got to go now.. ive been on for 4 hours.. ill find you some other time.. bye then.. and the water based stuff dries up faster. Session Close: Thu Feb 13 05:49:10 1997 hey -- can I have your email address? we should keep in touch :) Session Close: Thu Feb 13 05:49:45 1997 Session Start: Thu Feb 13 05:50:46 1997 please :) sigh.. gotta go.. ;) why are you ignoring me? Session Close: Thu Feb 13 05:51:46 1997 SAUCE00The Brianr_ Capture who knows? any 19970215)UP