"I don't care if it rains or freezes,
  'long as I' got my plastic Jesus,
  sittin' on the dashboard of my car;
  It makes no difference if we hit a bump,
  -he's held on by a suction cup,
  sittin' on the dashboard of my car;
  I can even go a hund'rd miles-an-hour,
  as long as I've got that dee-vine power,
  sittin' on the dashboard of my car."